Shootin

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Green: Rumpke talking

Red: Description

Yellow: Dialogue

Now: It's time to skin them alive!!!!

Before I get on with it. I'd like for all of those in search of a fairy tell to know that this promo is not for you. There's no painting a picture with actions, I will not paint a picture for you with actions... The only thing you have here are cold hard facts that come straight from my mouth. If you don't like it. Then you don't belong here. Scram!

While you don't know much about me. You may not want to believe this Jamo but that gives me an edge over you already... That's because I don't have to know you to take you on. I'm capable of adapting and turning my approach on a dime without any black marks.. I don't need to look into your biography because honestly, I couldn't care less what you've accomplished here or in other federations.. I only care about what you are now and there is no biography that can tell me that Jamo.. Your actions along with the look in your eyes when you stand at the opposite corner from me will tell me a lot more than every word of your life would.. If you slant to one side, favor it. I'll know it.. If your eyes reveal shock or pain. I'll understand that too.. And the thought of you faking an injury will go through my mind because that's something I do all too well. I'm the guy that'll be willing to wager my punch and fortitude; Against yours.. That's the only reason some of the fans cheer for me Jamo.. Because I'm the guy that defines smash mouth. The fans know blood will flow when they hear my music. Just like they understand that I'll likely be the aggressor because that's who I am Jamo. That's all I've ever been yet after so much time, nearly twenty years.. I've evolved and developed into a methodic berserker. Does it mean that a berserker fears just because he is aware? No, he's ready to adapt at any second Jamo.. He doesn't expect every person to crumble when they feel the crushing blows that he brings yet he is always ready for a counter attack that could put him on his ass. Does that mean he is weak? No, it doesn't Jamo. That just makes him human. Something your new circus wouldn't understand yet but soon they will. Just give it time..

You want me to believe that you're some kind of monster that should be feared. Your message to me is that you're crazy and unpredictable, but I've been around for a long time now Jamo. And honestly, I hope that you are crazy. I pray that you are an unrelenting beast. One that will forge iron with its breath, shape that steel with your head while showing no signs of slowing down. I want you to challenge me in every way Jamo.. But that's only what I hope you're capable of Jamo. Sadly at this time. You've shown me none of those traits. The only thing that I've seen from you is how you puff your chest up trying to intimidate people and only if it works then you sigh in relief.. If it doesn't you come back with the same old shit. How you've got a nightmare to reveal to your opponents.. That's all I've seen when I look at you Jamo. I'm hoping that Joey see's something in you that I don't. Maybe you will rise to the occasion and show me what a self-proclaimed hardcore legend of your merit is worth. I won't hold my breath Jamo yet I will not be the guy that gets hit from below the water line.. You won't catch me as an oblivious prey Jamo. Even though I'm an ass to you and have sold you short in the past. I'll always have eyes in the back of my head. Never will you catch me resting on the surface without an idea of what is going on in the deep blue. But what you might not see in the distance is that large, dark shadow in the water.. The great whites worst nightmare... A beast that'll feed on their liver yet leave the rest of their body to float to the top of the water, and eventually the dead carcass will find its way to the shore. Where all can see the man-eater that was wrecked for sport.. These kind of acts aren't done for survival. They do this because they can, much like a man walks out and kills a bear.. That's all you are too me right now Jamo, you're a representation of sport but honestly.. Between you and I.. You're losing that sport status quickly because your a little fish that wants us too think he rules this pond but in fact Jamo.. There are a few here that rule this body of water and you're not one of them.. If you think you can, then I challenge you to step up with a fury that would seek to dethrone one of these big fishes in this fucking pond. Otherwise, keep your mouth shut and be ready to take your ass whooping.

I know that it's already been known that I don't want titles. I revealed that when I was the world champion! But this farce that stands in front of me.. It shouldn't be.. I see him laughing at me, his crooked smile digs deep into my mind, one that has enough problems... And here, now at this moment. I want to officially throw my name in the running for the Intercontinental Championship.. Because I have to correct the wrong that I seen done here and I want all of you to know that I will address this tragedy with my iron fist...

I've heard the talks of some that say I should fear the other guy in this match but honestly. This guy wouldn't know a true fighter if it stood before him. Much like he has no business judging others because this guy is nothing but junk in the trunk.. While I'll never fear this joker, I'll always be ready for any ounce of fight that he's ready to bring.. Fuck, I want to shake because I'm frozen by fear, yet I feel the heat of intensity with this one...

I'll take a drink to that and laugh in that guys face because I can. He hasn't done anything that would stop me in my tracks. Perhaps he is waiting on one big shit fest at the end, much like his brother Jamo. Yet even then, I couldn't care because I'll stay one step ahead of both of these pretenders.. That's the fucking truth to any of you not understanding who I am.. I'm Rumpke, the fucking trash man, Am I proud? You can bet your ass I'm proud of what I've accomplished despite everything that stood in my way. I'm the definition of adversity in its purest form.. I was the little fish in this pond that took more beatings than anyone could ever imagine. But eventually, I grew too the point where I was the basis for the fishermans tale.. Once again, Am I proud? You bet your ass I am. I'm proud of the sick bastard that I've became. Does that make me blind to my surroundings? Absolutely not and if anyone thinks that then they are preparing themselves for the surprise of their life...

Maybe he wants to count on a one promo limit much like Jamo? Perhaps he wants to believe that others lack the fight that they do but here I am; Once again!! Showing this son of a bitch as I have others that I'm a driven individual. I don't need a reason to be shitty Jackson Kent. Yet I'm ready for the counter punch. Do you really want to try me at the last minute when I've beat you at every corner? Are you planning on a cheap pin to get you the victory? You fucking dumbass. I'm the real deal and will mop the floor with you at any given moment. I don't need a title on the line. The only thing that has to rest against my battered soul is the fact that you think you can take me. That's all it takes for the lion within to rise up to the occasion Jackson. Yet I also know more about you than that. And believe me, I'm a demented soul that holds a grudge like you've never even dreamed of.. I don't care what the odds are Kent. It doesn't matter that you've got the reach on me. The fact that you've got the weight on me doesn't hold me down. I'm going to steamroll you Jackson Kent.. If you even think about standing up to me.. I'll be so much harder on you than I could ever be Jamo... I won't be stopped Jackson! I'm the juggernaut that will slow down for no one until I see this through..

Come on both of you, step up. Pretend like you belong here.. Chumps..

*The scene simply fades to black much like it arrived out of nowhere with no direction. Because that is the way this has to be. If you can't get that then you shouldn't voice your biased opinion.. But you should get lost!! *

*And with that being known, I simply bow with a wicked smile on my face just before everything goes black..*