Post by Emerson on Oct 30, 2017 14:56:02 GMT -5
This is the tale of one day in the life of Emerson Embry, Superhero extradonaire.
I start my day by washing my pjs, after all, all superheros are out there saving the day in their bestest cleanest pjs. I am no different. I grab a yellow towel and some clothespins and I got my cape going. I put a paper bag over my head but forget that I need to cut out some holes for my eyes, because a paper bag over my eyes is definitely one of my weaknesses. Paper interferes with my xray eyes and my cold vision. Yes thats right, my eyes shoot out rays that freeze people in their spots for up to 1 second. That may not seem like a lot and some people think that they arent really frozen but after each villain sees me they always pause for a second or two, and when they unfreeze they somehow start laughing, I think my freeze ray has some sort of after affect that causes uncontrollable laughing. I need to find someway to correct that. I protect my identity for the safety of those in my lives, to keep them out of harms way. I should find a better mask but for now this will do.
I go by the name Super Em. I am faster than a speeding bicycle, can climb up two stories with my trusty ladder. And am stronger than woman. Yes thats right, fear me Super Em. All dastardly evil doers should tremble at the sight of Super Em.
As I step out for the day, the sun shining so bright I realized I should keep my ears open and soon my super hearing hears an elderly woman crying out for help. I race down the block and soon enough I find Mrs. Lanister in hysterics, her cat Sassy is stuck on a tree and cant get down.
No fear Mrs. Lanister, Super Em is here to save the day. I climb the tree with speed and after only 11 minutes I capture Sissy and climb back down. Sissy is a little scared as she claws at my arms, and 46 scratches later we are safely on the sidewalk. Mrs. Lanister says thank you and takes Sissy back inside. I say no thanks are necessary, all in a days line of duty.
I hear a child crying, and I rush to his aide, the child has fallen off his skateboard and has scratched his knee. I try to use my freeze vision to try and soothe him but for some reason it does not work. Strange. But all is not lost, I carry a fanny pack with band aides and a small first aide kit. After quite a bit of crying on his part his tears finally subside and he says “you’re weird” He gets up and yells Stranger Danger as he runs away, I try to chase him to tell him that my name is not Stranger Danger it is in fact Super Em. But after chasing him for a few blocks I finally give up. It doesnt matter what he calls me as long as he has been helped.
I cannot wait for Lucas Balkan. Lucas is not quite the villain of my story but he is definitely not a hero. Lucas has to understand that the world title belongs with me. I am after all Super Em! And what does a superhero do if not set a good example? I would be the best example of a world champion and so Lucas you should be ready. Be ready for Super Em and like all villians, you will fall to me. And I will win that world title!
Up up and away!!! (I run home at the speed of 2 miles an hour, which is lighting fast).
I used to say that I aint no Superman. But actually I am a Super Em!
Fear me Lucas, because now you are no longer facing Emerson. Now you are up against Super Em!
Fade to black
I start my day by washing my pjs, after all, all superheros are out there saving the day in their bestest cleanest pjs. I am no different. I grab a yellow towel and some clothespins and I got my cape going. I put a paper bag over my head but forget that I need to cut out some holes for my eyes, because a paper bag over my eyes is definitely one of my weaknesses. Paper interferes with my xray eyes and my cold vision. Yes thats right, my eyes shoot out rays that freeze people in their spots for up to 1 second. That may not seem like a lot and some people think that they arent really frozen but after each villain sees me they always pause for a second or two, and when they unfreeze they somehow start laughing, I think my freeze ray has some sort of after affect that causes uncontrollable laughing. I need to find someway to correct that. I protect my identity for the safety of those in my lives, to keep them out of harms way. I should find a better mask but for now this will do.
I go by the name Super Em. I am faster than a speeding bicycle, can climb up two stories with my trusty ladder. And am stronger than woman. Yes thats right, fear me Super Em. All dastardly evil doers should tremble at the sight of Super Em.
As I step out for the day, the sun shining so bright I realized I should keep my ears open and soon my super hearing hears an elderly woman crying out for help. I race down the block and soon enough I find Mrs. Lanister in hysterics, her cat Sassy is stuck on a tree and cant get down.
No fear Mrs. Lanister, Super Em is here to save the day. I climb the tree with speed and after only 11 minutes I capture Sissy and climb back down. Sissy is a little scared as she claws at my arms, and 46 scratches later we are safely on the sidewalk. Mrs. Lanister says thank you and takes Sissy back inside. I say no thanks are necessary, all in a days line of duty.
I hear a child crying, and I rush to his aide, the child has fallen off his skateboard and has scratched his knee. I try to use my freeze vision to try and soothe him but for some reason it does not work. Strange. But all is not lost, I carry a fanny pack with band aides and a small first aide kit. After quite a bit of crying on his part his tears finally subside and he says “you’re weird” He gets up and yells Stranger Danger as he runs away, I try to chase him to tell him that my name is not Stranger Danger it is in fact Super Em. But after chasing him for a few blocks I finally give up. It doesnt matter what he calls me as long as he has been helped.
I cannot wait for Lucas Balkan. Lucas is not quite the villain of my story but he is definitely not a hero. Lucas has to understand that the world title belongs with me. I am after all Super Em! And what does a superhero do if not set a good example? I would be the best example of a world champion and so Lucas you should be ready. Be ready for Super Em and like all villians, you will fall to me. And I will win that world title!
Up up and away!!! (I run home at the speed of 2 miles an hour, which is lighting fast).
I used to say that I aint no Superman. But actually I am a Super Em!
Fear me Lucas, because now you are no longer facing Emerson. Now you are up against Super Em!
Fade to black
