Post by Emerson on Oct 25, 2017 14:44:19 GMT -5
The blue light special. I am sure some of you do not know what that is. I am sure some of you are from another country like Lucas or too young to remember such things. The blue light special was something K-Marts used to have back in the day. Basically it was their way of putting something on ultra special low price. For example the first time I saw a blue light special they put all Venetian blinds for 3 bucks each, which is a good deal since they can run anywhere from 5-20 dollars depending on the brand name. Sometimes they would put TVs on special, half price, stuff like clothes, and pretty much anything that was overstocked or that was getting old. And the way you knew there was a special, they would put a big light, sort of like whats on an old school cop car, and it would shine its blue light going round and round just like in an old time police car.
Blue light specials were random and totally just luck. They were not announced before hand or planned, it just happened on spur of the moment. It was awesome.
People would flock to it, some would literally run because you never knew how much they would mark down. At the very minimum they would mark it down 50 percent, and sometimes as much as 80 percent. Blue light special was what Kmart was known for. Nowadays Kmart is going broke closed down half of their stores in the US. When you walk into any Kmart its like a ghost town, hardly anyone in the store, if you ask for help everyone is clueless, and most things are very disorganized and hard to find things and to top it off they did away with the blue light special almost a decade ago.
So bad news for customers, bad news for me, half my apartment came from Kmart. Yes it is that old. Yes I am that old.
The reason I mention this is because I am like the blue light special of SFT. I do all the leg work, I break in all the rookies. I take the garbage matches here, and I am OK with all that. Someone has to do it right?
But like all blue light specials every now and then something really good would come out of it. And low and behold I get a world title shot. And you know what Lucas. I am gonna pound you into oblivion. You have gotten sloppy. You have gotten lazy and lucky. You wear that title by happenstance. And I will not agree to type of limits. This time my friend you will have to keep up with me and my pace. And if you think you can win it at the last minute, like you did last week, got you another thing coming. I am not lazy like Robert, I don't do the bare minimum.
I have to work twice as hard as any wrestler in SFT. Just to get by. But my time is now and this time I am going to work 5 times as hard as anyone. And I hope its enough, I hope that when you wake up and enter the ring that you will be already too dizzy from all the promos I am going to cut on you. You will be seeing double and triple of Emerson.
The early bird gets the worm. I always used to get to Kmart early and just spend a few hours walking around, just hoping a surprise blue light special popped out and that I would get a good deal. And sometimes I did. But my deal is this, I am not going to stop this time around Lucas. I am not going to go easy on you or try to match you. This time you need to keep up with me or you will lose your world title.
Fade out to black
Blue light specials were random and totally just luck. They were not announced before hand or planned, it just happened on spur of the moment. It was awesome.
People would flock to it, some would literally run because you never knew how much they would mark down. At the very minimum they would mark it down 50 percent, and sometimes as much as 80 percent. Blue light special was what Kmart was known for. Nowadays Kmart is going broke closed down half of their stores in the US. When you walk into any Kmart its like a ghost town, hardly anyone in the store, if you ask for help everyone is clueless, and most things are very disorganized and hard to find things and to top it off they did away with the blue light special almost a decade ago.
So bad news for customers, bad news for me, half my apartment came from Kmart. Yes it is that old. Yes I am that old.
The reason I mention this is because I am like the blue light special of SFT. I do all the leg work, I break in all the rookies. I take the garbage matches here, and I am OK with all that. Someone has to do it right?
But like all blue light specials every now and then something really good would come out of it. And low and behold I get a world title shot. And you know what Lucas. I am gonna pound you into oblivion. You have gotten sloppy. You have gotten lazy and lucky. You wear that title by happenstance. And I will not agree to type of limits. This time my friend you will have to keep up with me and my pace. And if you think you can win it at the last minute, like you did last week, got you another thing coming. I am not lazy like Robert, I don't do the bare minimum.
I have to work twice as hard as any wrestler in SFT. Just to get by. But my time is now and this time I am going to work 5 times as hard as anyone. And I hope its enough, I hope that when you wake up and enter the ring that you will be already too dizzy from all the promos I am going to cut on you. You will be seeing double and triple of Emerson.
The early bird gets the worm. I always used to get to Kmart early and just spend a few hours walking around, just hoping a surprise blue light special popped out and that I would get a good deal. And sometimes I did. But my deal is this, I am not going to stop this time around Lucas. I am not going to go easy on you or try to match you. This time you need to keep up with me or you will lose your world title.
Fade out to black
