Post by Glenn Owen on Aug 29, 2017 14:31:13 GMT -5
 Live from the American Bank Centre, Corpus Christi, Texas |
The show comes on air as we see a long vision overhead shot of the American Bank Centre in Texas. Everything is silent for a few moments and all we can hear is a little wind starting to pick up!
Riders on the Storm by The Doors hit as we start the show live, we see RW and JC take their spots.
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Tyler Hardy vs. Harold Standard Match |
The area dies down and suddenly we hear “Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer come blasting into the arena. After a few moments we see Lead Reporter Harold slowly wobble out from behind the curtains….
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COMMERCIAL : HOT CHEETOS |
We see a “larger” size man eating Hot Cheetos on his couch, watching TV. As he does his young baby (still in diapers) crawls over to him as his sits there as his daddy continunes scoffing his face…. Suddenly in the background we hear the wife/mother yell from the kitchen, “Did you feed Harold yet?”
HOT CHEETOS…. The snack for all ages…. Just make sure you’re ready for what comes out the other end! |
Redd vs. Louis Cypher Standard Match |
Seasons in the Abyss by Slayer hits as Louis Cypher starts to make his way to the ring to loud hail of boos.
1………….. 2………………. kickout! 6………………..7……………….8………... 9…………………. 10…..... RESULT: DRAW
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Commercial: Redneck Wild's Patriot Store |
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Jackson Kent vs. Louis Cypher Standard Match |
RW: Well I cant believe it, if I wasn't seeing it. Cypher is just staying in the ring, why? Because he as another match with Jackson Kent. 1………….. 2………….. kickout! 1.......... 2........... 3!!! WINNER: LOUIS CYPHER
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After the match....... |
Louis Cypher rolls out of the ring as soon as the bell rings and makes his way up the ramp. As Jackson makes his way back to his feet, the lights cut out. |
Robert Saints vs. Rumpke WORLD TITLE MATCH |
RW: Main event time! RW: I've been looking forward to this for 2 weeks. Damn it John why can't we have a show every week! JC: I don't think I could take 2 weeks of you Randy! RW: You love me and you know it. You just don't know you know it yet!
Line in the Sand by Motorhead plays over the arena as Robert Saints and his wife Kelly Robinson make their way out to the entrance ramp as red pyro hits down the sides of the entrance ramp making it's way towards the ring as Robert Saints and his wife Kelly Robinson now make their way down the entrance ramp to the ring. Robert Saints bounces onto the ring apron and then enters between the top and middle ropes into the ring as Kelly Robinson stands up onto the ring apron and does her trademark split under the bottom rope. Kelly makes it up to her feet before a double closeline from Rumpke connects. Both Robert and Kelly flip over the top rope and crash onto the ground outside. Kelly holds her head as she lays on the ground.
Robert makes it up quickly; just intime to have an empty glass bottle smashed over his head.
The drunken brawler falls back down to the matt as Robert Saints looks over to Kelly Robinson. They smile at each other before Robert stomps on Rumpke a few times. The Viper bends over and picks Rumpke up. Suddenly a stiff uppercut from Rumpke hits Robert Saints in the jaw moments before a quick left hook lands directly on Robert's temple followed by a Hangover.. The Viper falls to his back and Rumpke pins. 2...... 3......
JC: It's over! That was short but brutal! RW: You can say that again, where on earth did that uppercut come from! Rumpke is going to take some shifting from this title that's for sure. The guy may be too drunk to actually feel much pain! JC: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for joining us in the eye of the storm. It's been an interesting a brutal night here on Monday Night Chaos.... RW: And John, I have a feeling our show may be making a little format change next time! JC: Indeed folks, there are a few exciting anouncements to look out for. So stay tuned to Strike Fantasy Towers for more news in the next few days. Goodnight everyone, and god bless... The show closes with Rumpke staggering up the entrance ramp as the crowd are on there feet making all kind of noise. Eventually the scene fades to black.... |
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