Post by Glenn Owen on Jul 19, 2017 13:33:14 GMT -5
Live from the Verison Centre, Washington D.C |
As the show comes live on air, we zoom slowly into the Verison Centre in Washington DC. It's early evening and in the background we can already here hundreds of fans outside chanting "SFT, SFT". A few moments later, we hear "Scream" by Chris Cornell, and as the music drives up we suddenly go from outside to inside the arena. As the camera pans around whilst the music fills the arena, we zoom into the announcers table where John Cartright is sitting next to Randy White. |
JC: Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls from here in Washington DC and indeed around the entire world, my name is John Cartright, and next to me sits Randy Wright, and we both welcome you to the 14th Edition of Monday Night Chaos... RW: Damn it John I'm excited, I'm like real excited. We have some awesome matches tonight. Tell them john, tell them.... JC: Indeed we have folks. Tonight Emerson defends his newly won Intercontinental Championship against a fellow vet and good friends Twilight. RW: And don't forget the new guys coming up first! to say nothing about Robert Saints and Jackson Kent taking on our owner! JC: And in the main event guys, in what promises to be a truly brilliant match, Redd takes on Rumpke in what should be one of the greatest matches we've seen on Monday Night Chaos. RW: I love it John, and damn it I love SFT. JC: So ladies and Gentleman, settle down, grab yourself a warm glass of milk and get ready for the fantastic action right here in the Verison Centre..... As the music slowly dies down, it takes the fans a lot longer before they begin the quiet down. Chants of SFT can be heard all around the arena. When they finally begin to quiet down, we go back to the announcers table where Randy is staring intensely at John.... JC: Randy, you're doing it again, your doing that staring thing! RW: A glass of warm milk? John looks at Randy.... JC: Yeah.... RW: John, how long have we been doing this? JC: Randy we have this argument nearly every week, it's getting embarrassing.... RW: And yet you still come out here and make a mockery of yourself month in and month out. JC: You're going to mention Redneck Wild now aren't you! Randy continues to speak without listening to what John is saying. RW: This week I've been spending time with my good friend Redneck Wild, and he's been telling me that I don't need to be hanging out with the likes of you! JC: Because I'm a sissy faced liberal? Randy is still not listening to a word John is saying. RW: You see John, my buddy Redneck has explained to me that you're a sissy faced liberal! JC: And that true patriots drink Beer..... RW: And you see John, real patriots, real men that love this country, they drink BEER John! All of a sudden the lights in the arena dim, and suddenly we hear "Aqua Tuta" by Kashtin coming through the PA system. As the lights suddenly come back on, we see SFT World Champion Glenn Owen standing at the top of the ring. JC: Why don't you ask him about being a patriot John? RW: Wow, Glenn Owen is here! Damn it John stop talking and distracting me will you! Glenn waves at the cheering crowd as they start to chant his name. He makes his way calmly down the ramp and over to the announcers table. He waves at the crowd before pulling up a chair and sitting next to John and Randy. He signals for someone to bring him a headset. JC: Well this is unexpected. Ladies and Gentleman we're joined now by non other that SFT World Champion and hall of famer Glenn Owen! Glenn how are you sir! Glenn: I'm not bad thank you John. You forgot to mention Monday Night Chaos Producer as well though... JC: Sorry. RW: It's an honour to have you here Sir. Glenn stares at Randy.... Glenn: Yes I would imagine it is! JC: What brings you out here Glenn.... Glenn: Well I thought I would help out on commentary and take a first hand look at the new blood, if that's ok with you guys? RW: Hell yeah! JC: Of course. Well ladies and gentleman indeed we have to new wrestlers debuting tonight, so lets get on with the show and get the first match under way. |
Travis Deacon Hall vs. Tyler Hardy Standard Match |
Longnecks & Rednecks plays over the arena as Travis Deacon Hall and his manager/wife Melissa Sage Hall make their way out to the top of the entrance ramp. Travis and Melissa walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. Travis climbs up the steel steps and then holds the top and middle ropes apart so that Melissa can get into the ring. Inside the ring, Travis and Melissa share a passionate kiss before Melissa exits the ring as Travis waits for his opponent to come out next.
WINNER: TYLER HARDY
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Commercial: The Hippy Park Holiday Inn |
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Emerson vs. Twilight Intercontinental Title Match |
I will be heard by Hatebreed plays as Twilight walks through the curtain and walks to the ring.
WINNER: TWILIGHT
JC: What an amazing match by two of SFT's long standing vets, and we have a new IC Champion to go with it. Well done to Twilight. |
Commercial: AJAX "The all Purpose Cleaner" |
Wife walks into bathroom as husband is bathing their 1 year old daughter. Don't get caught out by a dookie!!! Grab yourself some AJAX right now, because you never know when the next floaters coming your way! |
Jackson Kent vs. Robert Saints vs. Reno Destiny Triple Threat Match |
JC: Ok Randy, now it’s time for a triple threat match.
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Commercial: Redneck Wild's Patriot Store |
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Redd vs. Rumpke Main Event: Standard Match |
JC: Ok Randy, it's main event time. RW: And Boy have I been looking forward to this! JC: These guys have been at ech other for the past two weeks folks. And it promises to be one hell of a main event. Typo negative hits as rumpke comes walking out, mostly cheers. But he looks uncomfortable.
JC: My God Randy, it's been one of those nights. RW: You can say that again John. Absolute carnage everywhere you look! I'm lost for words and I don't think these guys are finished fighting yet! JC: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been an awesome night here on Monday Night Chaos. Tune in next time for more madness, until then goodnight and god bless... |
Thank you for watching the 14th episode of Strike Fantasy Towers Chaos. Your match writers this week were Glenn Owen, Rumpke, Reno Destiny and Joey. All other content was produced and written by Glenn Owen. |