Post by Jay Impact on Sept 9, 2024 20:08:38 GMT -5
Alright, listen SFT's fans. Let me set the record straight
Impact's the World Champion, and undefeated's my fate
Rocking this belt longer than any of you all can remember
Every month, every week, from January to December
Now here comes Zike Mybala, thinking he’s got the trick
But your name’s so forgettable, even Siri couldn’t pick
Zy-whatcha-call-it, Zay-Baba, Zabooloo the Clown
You better grab a front row, 'cause I'm shutting you down
You earing a World Title shot was a complete joke
I will explain to people that why your fight's a hoax
I've been unbeaten Champ in that whole damn federation
While you’ve been sitting pretty, lost in your own imagination
They wanna see Jay lose? Ain’t happening, bud
Try your little spells, but you’re stuck in the mud
I'm SFT champ for a reason, I own that game
Whether it’s you or another, I'm ending it the same
Zibee-Zabbadoo, why not just play with Cassandra?
Knock yourselves out with a brass until it lands ya
And when one of you falls, and takes the final bow
Jay Impact will be there, paying tribute somehow
Yeah, I'll cover the funeral, I'll write the sad song
'Cause that’s the closest you'll get to a win all along
I'll send flowers, condolences, maybe even a speech
Because your dream of my title is far outta reach
I held this belt longer than you all've been in the fight
It's my crown, my throne, I'm the king of that night
And I've beaten the best, I've taken them all
You've never been a Triple Champ, so try not to fall
I don’t just hold this belt; I redefine what it means
You will need more than luck, more than childish schemes
I'm the top dog, the real deal, the face of that show
So bring all you got, 'cause I'm ready to blow
Or hang out with Chickendra, take her for a spin
Maybe one of you will make it, but none of you will win
And when it's all said and done, when the smoke clears
Impact's still the champ, undefeated through the years