Post by Jay Impact on Aug 26, 2024 1:07:53 GMT -5
The screen opens to Jay Impact sitting in his locker room, the SFT World Championship belt draped over his shoulder. The camera zooms in on his confident smirk as he adjusts the belt around his waist, making sure it's gleaming in the light. Jay’s TikTok live notification rings out, and viewers start pouring in by the thousands.
He leans back, pulls his signature rubber chicken into view with a sly grin, and the live chat explodes with excitement - sending chicken and laughing emojis in hundreds.
Impact gives a final wink to the camera and ends the live stream, smirking confidently as the crowd cheers and the beat fades out, leaving his fans buzzing with anticipation.
Yo, Louis Cypher, man, what’s this you saying?
You feeling sick, stomach churning, you ain’t playing?
Blaming me for your damn food-poisoning craze,
But let me break it down for you in so many ways.
He leans back, pulls his signature rubber chicken into view with a sly grin, and the live chat explodes with excitement - sending chicken and laughing emojis in hundreds.
You claim it’s Jay that’s got you sitting on that throne,
But we both know, it's that rubber chicken you’ve shown.
Yeah, I lost it last Titans, after our steel cage brawl,
Found it in your locker, you think I wouldn’t call?
It was smelling all funky, like you’ve been up to no good,
Shoved it where the sun don’t shine, like a sicko would.
Now you’re here talking like you got some beef,
But really, Louis, you just need some relief.
From my victories, my reign, my gold around my waist,
You’ve been trying to catch up, but always in last place.
Like a cockroach, scurrying when I step in the ring,
Every time I stomp down, I’m the one who brings the sting.
Jay unbuckles World Championship belt, puts it over his shoulder and gives the camera a confident nod before his last rap bars.
I’ll rule you once again, make you fade away,
The sickness in your gut, you’ll be gone by Tuesday.
You’re a legend, sure, but I’m the king on this block,
And when we step in that ring, it’s your world I’ll rock.
So run to the bathroom, do what you gotta do,
But when the bell rings, Louis, you’re definitely through.
Impact’s here to stay, while you’re just a stain,
After I’m done, it’s back to the gutter with your pain.
So get ready, Cypher, for another Impact attack,
You’re just another notch on my champion track.
The chicken’s safe now, back in Jay’s hand,
And you? You’ll be just another forgotten man.
Impact gives a final wink to the camera and ends the live stream, smirking confidently as the crowd cheers and the beat fades out, leaving his fans buzzing with anticipation.
