Post by Jay Impact on Oct 18, 2023 14:12:12 GMT -5
The camera opens to a dimly lit room, the air thick with anticipation. Jay Impact stands in front of a full-length mirror, wearing his iconic wrestling gear with the SFT World, IC, and Hardcore titles draped over his shoulder.
Jay Impact: DANG, BOY!! Just another night on the road to greatness. Lamebrain Clueless (Louis Cypher), you've stepped into the den of Captain Canada once again.
The Champ grins confidently into the mirror as he wraps his knuckles with tape, each movement deliberate.
Jay Impact: Undefeated, they say. Not a loss on my record, clean or unclean. The Triple Champ, they call me. He flexes, admiring his reflection And why not? Look at these titles. They're not just gold; they're a testament to my GLOOOORIOUS dominance.
He then picks up his iconic rubber chicken, twirling it in his hand with a playful smirk.
Jay Impact: Loony (Lious), bud, you're like that pesky little brother who just doesn't learn. How many times have we danced in this ring? And every time, the result is the same – your shoulders on the mat, and me with my hand raised high.
Impact takes a deep breath, cracking his knuckles as he gets ready for the pre-match workout.
Jay Impact: Tonight's no different. I've got this ring, these titles, and the unbeatable aura surrounding me. I've faced the best, and they've all fallen. Do you want me to count them? Tammy Titi Teddy (Travis Deacon Hall), Calendera (Cassandra), Emanuel Jackson (Emerson), Catastrophe (Apokalypse), Jeepers Creepers (Reaper), and the list goes on and on. So, Lala Cringe-worthy (Louis Cypher), what does make you any different from them? Well, I respect you for stepping up, but respect won't save you from what's coming, buddy! Even Rubber-chicken THINKS SO!!
He tosses the rubber chicken in the air, catching it effortlessly, a symbol of the unpredictable and entertaining force that is Jay Impact.
Jay Impact: Listen very carefully buddy, prepare yourself for the Impact. Because when Jay steps into that ring, his matches turn into showcases of dominance, a display of why he's the Triple Champ. And above all, this ain't a Title match, so you'd have nothing to lose anyways!
With a final flex and a confident smirk, Jay Impact heads out of the room, ready to continue his undefeated streak.
Jay Impact: DANG, BOY!! Just another night on the road to greatness. Lamebrain Clueless (Louis Cypher), you've stepped into the den of Captain Canada once again.
The Champ grins confidently into the mirror as he wraps his knuckles with tape, each movement deliberate.
Jay Impact: Undefeated, they say. Not a loss on my record, clean or unclean. The Triple Champ, they call me. He flexes, admiring his reflection And why not? Look at these titles. They're not just gold; they're a testament to my GLOOOORIOUS dominance.
He then picks up his iconic rubber chicken, twirling it in his hand with a playful smirk.
Jay Impact: Loony (Lious), bud, you're like that pesky little brother who just doesn't learn. How many times have we danced in this ring? And every time, the result is the same – your shoulders on the mat, and me with my hand raised high.
Impact takes a deep breath, cracking his knuckles as he gets ready for the pre-match workout.
Jay Impact: Tonight's no different. I've got this ring, these titles, and the unbeatable aura surrounding me. I've faced the best, and they've all fallen. Do you want me to count them? Tammy Titi Teddy (Travis Deacon Hall), Calendera (Cassandra), Emanuel Jackson (Emerson), Catastrophe (Apokalypse), Jeepers Creepers (Reaper), and the list goes on and on. So, Lala Cringe-worthy (Louis Cypher), what does make you any different from them? Well, I respect you for stepping up, but respect won't save you from what's coming, buddy! Even Rubber-chicken THINKS SO!!
He tosses the rubber chicken in the air, catching it effortlessly, a symbol of the unpredictable and entertaining force that is Jay Impact.
Jay Impact: Listen very carefully buddy, prepare yourself for the Impact. Because when Jay steps into that ring, his matches turn into showcases of dominance, a display of why he's the Triple Champ. And above all, this ain't a Title match, so you'd have nothing to lose anyways!
With a final flex and a confident smirk, Jay Impact heads out of the room, ready to continue his undefeated streak.
