Post by Jay Impact on Sept 17, 2023 20:07:35 GMT -5
A video released on Jay Impact's twitter, a few hours prior to his match against Louis Cypher on Titans 170 for his Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship,. waving his rubber chicken in front of the camera, and it lets out a comical squeak.
Jay Impact: Hey buds! You see this little chap here? Don't panic seeing him squeaking out loud. At the moment he's just here for moral support. but he's got some magic up his feathers too. You see, Lumpy Chuckleberry (Louis Cypher), I can make this rubber chicken do tricks that'll leave you dizzy. But let's talk about our match, shall we?
Jay pauses, picks up a small paper before clearing his throat and starts a playful rap.
He stops, adjusting his rubber chicken, which he now holds like a microphone.
He winks at the camera, and the rubber chicken lets out another squeak before Jay Impact bursts into laughter.
Jay Impact: Enjoy the crabs, boy! Because not only you're NOT going to win the gold. But will no longer be retaining those crab-legs either after flushing them into the toilet. DAMN! Do you have a toilet? Or do that dangerous stuff into the bushes?
Impact gives a huge smirk on his face that turns into a laugher, as the video comes to the end.
Jay Impact: Hey buds! You see this little chap here? Don't panic seeing him squeaking out loud. At the moment he's just here for moral support. but he's got some magic up his feathers too. You see, Lumpy Chuckleberry (Louis Cypher), I can make this rubber chicken do tricks that'll leave you dizzy. But let's talk about our match, shall we?
Jay pauses, picks up a small paper before clearing his throat and starts a playful rap.
Hey Cypher, in our bout there's no place for a blur,
You're no big shark, just a minnow in the stir.
Triple Champ, that's me, the title I'll confer,
No doubt about it, my reign's the purest allure.
He stops, adjusting his rubber chicken, which he now holds like a microphone.
I've got moves that'll make your head spin,
And this rubber chicken? It's my secret twin.
So, be ready, when we step inside that ring,
I'll retain my title and leave you in a swing.
He winks at the camera, and the rubber chicken lets out another squeak before Jay Impact bursts into laughter.
Jay Impact: Enjoy the crabs, boy! Because not only you're NOT going to win the gold. But will no longer be retaining those crab-legs either after flushing them into the toilet. DAMN! Do you have a toilet? Or do that dangerous stuff into the bushes?
Impact gives a huge smirk on his face that turns into a laugher, as the video comes to the end.
