Post by Shrimp on Sept 17, 2023 19:11:51 GMT -5
("Livewire" by ACDC begins playing through out the arena during an SFT dark show. The crowd is slow to react at the sound of the music, likely because they can't remember who it is. Seconds later, Rick Craig, "The Shrimp"; walks out from behind the curtain that leads backstage and then an overwhelming majority of SFT fans in attendance begin booing while Shrimp smirks in a cocky fashion.)
(The Shrimp struts down the rampway and as he does; there's a few kids with their hands stretched out. Shrimp, he reaches out and goes to smack hands with a little boy but just before the connection is made; Shrimp quickly pulls his hand away. Right after that low blow to the young fella, the crowd boos even louder while Shrimp looks at young man and laughs just before he begins walking on by the child. The little shit, "Shrimp; he then shows off his high vertical leap by jumping from the ringside ground all of the way onto the ring apron. Seconds later, Shrimp motions for the microphone and the time keeper tosses it to him from ringside. A decent cradle catch is made before Rick positions the microphone up to his mouth. Shrimp then looks over to the boy that he had swerved.)
~Shrimp~ Being from St. Louis, I'd bet you're a young democrat of the future and I can't give a high five to democrats but I had you going; haha!
(Shrimp laughs into the microphone for a moment as the crowd boos even more.)
~Shrimp~ Why in the hell are you hypocrites booing? You democrats have some fucked up morals! You know what I mean!?! Oh right, most of you democrats are idiots! Of course you likely don't know what I'm talking about!
(The crowd's boo's become, "Fuck Shrimp!" chants.)
~Shrimp~ Let me enlighten you imbeciles! If you democrats want to butcher a child in the womb, not only are you all fine with that but in some cases, you even cheer for it! But when I psych out a living little boy; you all think of me as if I'm an awful individual. You're all fucking hypocrites!
(Shrimp pauses to take a breath.)
~Shrimp~ Regardless of that fact, I'm not out here to talk to all of you losers! Speaking of losers, look at mine and Rumpke's tag team opponents.. They're fucking losers, just like all of you Biden voters!
(Shrimp eagerly shakes his yes amidst all of the arena's booing crowd. Rick shrugs before continueing on within a second of the latest action.)
~Shrimp~ What?!?! You're telling me that you all aren't losers!?!
(A loud majority shouts, "No! Shrimp sucks!" and the little firecracker instantly smirks.)
~Shrimp~ How's that inflation feeling? L, O, S, E, R, S!!!!!! You're all absolutely losers! Make no mistake about it! And! Because of all of you fragile idiots! Now, most of the world are also losers! Simply due to the fact that a lot of you blockheads were too fucking sensitive!!!!
(The Shrimp pauses after using all of that hot air, he recoups his breath before continueing on despite the angry crowd.)
~Shrimp~ Emerson and Jack Jones, they're both just as lost as all of you are! Neither of these dim-witted fools remember what I'm capable of and that's on them! When I team-up with Rumpke to take them on in that god-awful hardcore tag match, those amnesiac opponents of ours will have their reawakening when I correct their amnesia by beating their lack of remembrance, right back into them!
(Shrimp begins eagerly nodding his head in agreement all while the crowd continues to change, "Shrimp sucks".)
~Shrimp~ Jack Jones wants to sit back and talk about big mistakes, that clown doesn't even have a clue. Not only am I teaming up with a legit Hardcore Legend in Rumpke; BUT!!! I'm completely capable of taking these two jokers on by myself in any sort of match! Neither of them are able to keep up with me when I'm on my game! I will fly circles around both of those lazy jobbers of SFT at will!
(The crowd begins chanting for, "Emerson and Jack" simultaneously.)
~Shrimp~ Yeah, they're morons and they won't help each of you get any resemblance of vengeance because they're pitiful! Emerson and Jack will get smoked, with ease! Not simply because they're simpletons, but also due to their incapability of performing in the ring; would you look at their poignantly abismal win/loss records?!? They're absolutely, with out a doubt, the worst wrestlers on SFT's roster and for some reaason; Jack Jones wants to act like Rumpke and I are making a mistake coming down to the ring!?! Laughable, comic, absolutely stupid! Those are the words describing Jack Jone's thought process on his pitiful promo! Hell, I'd bet the little boy I psyched-out in the crowd would be more capable of putting up a fight than either one of these unintelligent buffoons!
(The crowd begins to riot and Shrimp shrieks loud enough that the microphone magnifies it. It takes a tenth of a second for Shrimp to leap out of the ring and begin running backstage. While he runs up the ramp and out of harms way of the rioting fans, Shrimp yells this into the microphone: "Get ready for another loss, clowns!")
(Shortly after that, Shrimp swiftly disappears behind the curtain that leads backstage.)
