Post by Jay Impact on Sept 3, 2023 14:07:44 GMT -5
Outside the Ford Center in Evansville, Jay Impact is seen with some pre-match snacks and soft drinks. Jay, with a playful grin on his face, grabs a nacho chip and takes a big bite, he gives a welcoming gesture to his fan and friend, Josh.
Jay Impact: Hey there, buddy! Didn't know you're gonna show up right away. Looks like you're excited for the bout, ain't you? I'm gonna be SO TOTALLY epic!
Josh: Absolutely, Jay! I've been waiting for this.
Josh gives a massive glare to Jay's Title collection on a nearby title, his all three SFT titles. Jay notices Josh's glare and takes a sip of his soda and raises an eyebrow.
Jay Impact: Triple Champ, huh? Sounds like a title fit for a king, doesn't it?
Josh: HELL YEAH! You've earned it, man. You've been on fire since your return, and someone seriously needs to notify Travis Deacon Hall about that, that he won't stand a chance tonight.
Jay nods as his confidence radiates.
Jay Impact: Spartacus Sneakin' Saul (Travis Deacon Hall)... you know, every time I hear that name, it sounds like he's born through some threesome. I mean, it sometimes takes forever uttering his full name out. If his parents could spend more time shortening the name, we could probably solve world hunger in no time.
Josh: Haha! Absolutely! And speaking of his in-ring SFT history, remember when Travis lost his IC title to you? Classic moment! What was it he used to say? "The Deacon's gonna teach you a lesson." Well, he learned his own lesson that night!
Jay Impact: TOTALLY! He's Freakin' Small (Travis Deacon Hall) might be have got some great in-ring athleticism, but the fact is that whenever he ended up with me, he is no impressive or the least to be entertained on serious terms in my book of law. He might be good, but Jay is best. THE BEST! Tonight will be a rehearsal of the last match between us, and I'm gonna show him that I'm not just any Triple Champ; I'm the reigning, defending, and undefeated Triple Champ!
Jay gazes at each of his championships, affectionately running his hand over each one.
Josh: You know what they say about Travis?
Jay Impact: Oh do tell, bud!
Josh: Well, Travis boasts about being a fourth-generation farmer, but every time he plants potatoes, he still expects to grow French fries!
Both the champ and the fan, burst into laughter.
Jay Impact: Classic Savvy Chavvy, the Confounder! And here's another one: Maverick Creaking Brawl (Travis Deacon Hall) is such a farmer that he thought a combine was just an invitation to a party!
Josh: Holy! You won this one, Jay! But hey, let's not forget the time he tried to milk a bull, thinking it was a "beefed-up" cow!
They share a good laugh at Travis's expense.
Jay Impact: Bud, Rabid Beacon Drawl (Travis Deacon Hall) is a treasure trove of farming humor.! But you know what, Jimmy (Josh)? If we keep cracking these jokes, I might just run out of time getting ready for the main event! You know I gotta give Stavros (Travis) a lifetime ass-kicking beat-up till he ends up committing with the bookers, not to book him against Jay Impact until Jay retires.
Josh: Haha! You're right, Jay! I can already see Travis scratching his head trying to figure out how to defeat the unbeatable. Let's save the rest for the post-show celebration. We've got a Triple Champ to cheer for.
Josh and Jay exchange a fist bump, and Jay grins while collecting his championships.
Jay Impact: He's in for a surprise, Jeremy (Josh). I've got a whole bag of tricks, and if things get tough, you know I've always got my rubber chicken by my side.
Josh: The rubber chicken of doom! Travis won't know what hit him.
They share a hearty laugh as they finish their snacks.
Jay Impact: Thanks, Josh. Your support means the world to me. Now, let's get ready for a night of entertainment, Evansville style!
Jay and Josh part ways, each heading into the Ford Center for their respective agendas. Jay is all set to dazzle the fans with his performance, while supporters like Josh are gearing up to cheer on the undefeated Triple Champ, giving him that extra boost of confidence.
Jay Impact: Hey there, buddy! Didn't know you're gonna show up right away. Looks like you're excited for the bout, ain't you? I'm gonna be SO TOTALLY epic!
Josh: Absolutely, Jay! I've been waiting for this.
Josh gives a massive glare to Jay's Title collection on a nearby title, his all three SFT titles. Jay notices Josh's glare and takes a sip of his soda and raises an eyebrow.
Jay Impact: Triple Champ, huh? Sounds like a title fit for a king, doesn't it?
Josh: HELL YEAH! You've earned it, man. You've been on fire since your return, and someone seriously needs to notify Travis Deacon Hall about that, that he won't stand a chance tonight.
Jay nods as his confidence radiates.
Jay Impact: Spartacus Sneakin' Saul (Travis Deacon Hall)... you know, every time I hear that name, it sounds like he's born through some threesome. I mean, it sometimes takes forever uttering his full name out. If his parents could spend more time shortening the name, we could probably solve world hunger in no time.
Josh: Haha! Absolutely! And speaking of his in-ring SFT history, remember when Travis lost his IC title to you? Classic moment! What was it he used to say? "The Deacon's gonna teach you a lesson." Well, he learned his own lesson that night!
Jay Impact: TOTALLY! He's Freakin' Small (Travis Deacon Hall) might be have got some great in-ring athleticism, but the fact is that whenever he ended up with me, he is no impressive or the least to be entertained on serious terms in my book of law. He might be good, but Jay is best. THE BEST! Tonight will be a rehearsal of the last match between us, and I'm gonna show him that I'm not just any Triple Champ; I'm the reigning, defending, and undefeated Triple Champ!
Jay gazes at each of his championships, affectionately running his hand over each one.
Josh: You know what they say about Travis?
Jay Impact: Oh do tell, bud!
Josh: Well, Travis boasts about being a fourth-generation farmer, but every time he plants potatoes, he still expects to grow French fries!
Both the champ and the fan, burst into laughter.
Jay Impact: Classic Savvy Chavvy, the Confounder! And here's another one: Maverick Creaking Brawl (Travis Deacon Hall) is such a farmer that he thought a combine was just an invitation to a party!
Josh: Holy! You won this one, Jay! But hey, let's not forget the time he tried to milk a bull, thinking it was a "beefed-up" cow!
They share a good laugh at Travis's expense.
Jay Impact: Bud, Rabid Beacon Drawl (Travis Deacon Hall) is a treasure trove of farming humor.! But you know what, Jimmy (Josh)? If we keep cracking these jokes, I might just run out of time getting ready for the main event! You know I gotta give Stavros (Travis) a lifetime ass-kicking beat-up till he ends up committing with the bookers, not to book him against Jay Impact until Jay retires.
Josh: Haha! You're right, Jay! I can already see Travis scratching his head trying to figure out how to defeat the unbeatable. Let's save the rest for the post-show celebration. We've got a Triple Champ to cheer for.
Josh and Jay exchange a fist bump, and Jay grins while collecting his championships.
Jay Impact: He's in for a surprise, Jeremy (Josh). I've got a whole bag of tricks, and if things get tough, you know I've always got my rubber chicken by my side.
Josh: The rubber chicken of doom! Travis won't know what hit him.
They share a hearty laugh as they finish their snacks.
Jay Impact: Thanks, Josh. Your support means the world to me. Now, let's get ready for a night of entertainment, Evansville style!
Jay and Josh part ways, each heading into the Ford Center for their respective agendas. Jay is all set to dazzle the fans with his performance, while supporters like Josh are gearing up to cheer on the undefeated Triple Champ, giving him that extra boost of confidence.
