Post by Jay Impact on Jun 30, 2023 8:40:08 GMT -5
A scene opens in a local restaurant. The reigning SFT Hardcore Champ Jay Impact is sitting at a table, enjoying a meal. Suddenly, a fan named Josh approaches him with excitement.
Josh: Oh my gosh, Jay Impact! I can't believe it's you! Mind if I join you for a quick chat? My name is Josh!
He forwards his hand for the hand-shake as Jay smiles at him.
Jay Impact: Hey there, Squash!..
Josh: JOSH!
Jay Impact: Yeah, Josh! Pull up a chair, my friend. It's always great to meet passionate fans like you. Grab a seat!
Josh: Thanks, Jay! I've been following your career since day one, and I have to say, your return to SFT has been absolutely incredible. You became the first-ever ICW superstar to win the SFT Intercontinental Championship at Bad Abundance 2020. That match against Reaper was epic!
Jay Impact: Ah, Bad Abundance 2020. That was a wild ride, bud. To be honest, that economy class Grim Reaper thought he had me in his grasp, but I showed him that Jay Impact doesn't back down from any challenge. It was a clash of titans, and I came out on top.
Josh: It was unbelievable, Jay! And speaking of Reaper, what happened in your recent match against him? I was all pumped up to see the rematch, but he didn't even show up!
Jay Impact: Well, Jiggly..
Josh: Its Josh!
Jay Impact: Yeah, Josh!.. I guess Reaper couldn't handle the thought of facing me again. Maybe he saw the writing on the wall and realized that lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place. But hey, I'm not one to let a no-show dampen my spirits. There's always someone ready to step up and feel the impact!
Josh: That's the spirit, Jay! And now, you're facing Travis Hall for the Intercontinental title at Titans 165. How are you feeling about that match?
Jay takes slight of a pause and grins.
Jay Impact: Comic Con Hall, huh? He's might have got some skills in a sense that he came out as the best man last Titans. But when it comes to the big stage, the bright lights, and the roar of the crowd, there's no one who can outshine Jay Impact, you see? I've got my comedic tricks up my sleeve, my technical prowess honed to perfection, and let's not forget the infamous rubber chicken! Twerky (Travis) may think he's ready, but he's about to get a masterclass in entertainment and athleticism.
Josh: I can't wait to see it, Jay! You're a force to be reckoned with, and I believe you'll walk out of Titans 165 as a 3-time Intercontinental Champion!
Jay Impact: Thanks for the support, Jovial!
Josh: Josh!
Jay Impact: Yeah, right! You know facing Trickster Chuckling Chameleon...
Josh: Travis Deacon Hall you mean?
Jay Impact: Yeah him. Facing him feels like stepping into a funhouse filled with mirrors, because every move he makes is just a reflection of mediocrity. But don't worry, bud, I've got a comedic masterpiece planned for him at Titans. Get your popcorn ready, because it's going to be a hilarious spectacle!
Josh: Being your fan I can't wait to see Travis stumble and fumble in the ring, Jay! He's got the coordination of a three-legged chicken trying to do the salsa. And let's not forget his wrestling skills. I've seen more grace from a blindfolded penguin on roller skates!
They both laugh and exchange a high-five.
Jay Impact: You've hit the nail on the head, Jaunty (Josh)! Tiresome Twaddle (Travis Hall) is about as intimidating as a tickle fight. He thinks he's a big shot, but his moves are as predictable as knock-knock jokes. I'll have him so tangled up in my rubber chicken antics, he won't know which way is up!
Josh bursts into laughter as he almost falls off of his seat.
Josh: Oh man, Jay, you've got me rolling on the floor! Travis should start taking notes from clowns at the circus, because at least they know how to entertain. But when you step into that ring, Jay, it's like watching a comedy legend in action. You've got the wit, the agility, and the charm to outshine anyone!
Jay Impact: You know that, kid.. It's all about bringing the laughter and the gold. Terrible Todd Twitwaffle (Travis Hall) better prepare himself for a masterclass in humiliation, because Impact is going to give him a performance he'll never forget. He'll be begging for a timeout, but there's no escape from the hilarity and the beatdown I'm about to deliver!
Josh: I can already picture it. Travis stumbling around like a clown who forgot how to juggle. The crowd will be in stitches, and you'll be standing tall with that IC title around your waist. It's going to be a legendary night!
Jay Impact raises his fist, grinning.
Jay Impact: You bet it will be! Titans 165 will be remembered as the night Tacky Tony Twerp (Travis Hall) got his ticket to the Comedy Hall of Shame. So the fans should get ready for the Jay Impact show, where laughter meets domination!
They share a fist bump, and the scene fades as they continue their conversation, fueling the excitement for the upcoming match.
Josh: Oh my gosh, Jay Impact! I can't believe it's you! Mind if I join you for a quick chat? My name is Josh!
He forwards his hand for the hand-shake as Jay smiles at him.
Jay Impact: Hey there, Squash!..
Josh: JOSH!
Jay Impact: Yeah, Josh! Pull up a chair, my friend. It's always great to meet passionate fans like you. Grab a seat!
Josh: Thanks, Jay! I've been following your career since day one, and I have to say, your return to SFT has been absolutely incredible. You became the first-ever ICW superstar to win the SFT Intercontinental Championship at Bad Abundance 2020. That match against Reaper was epic!
Jay Impact: Ah, Bad Abundance 2020. That was a wild ride, bud. To be honest, that economy class Grim Reaper thought he had me in his grasp, but I showed him that Jay Impact doesn't back down from any challenge. It was a clash of titans, and I came out on top.
Josh: It was unbelievable, Jay! And speaking of Reaper, what happened in your recent match against him? I was all pumped up to see the rematch, but he didn't even show up!
Jay Impact: Well, Jiggly..
Josh: Its Josh!
Jay Impact: Yeah, Josh!.. I guess Reaper couldn't handle the thought of facing me again. Maybe he saw the writing on the wall and realized that lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place. But hey, I'm not one to let a no-show dampen my spirits. There's always someone ready to step up and feel the impact!
Josh: That's the spirit, Jay! And now, you're facing Travis Hall for the Intercontinental title at Titans 165. How are you feeling about that match?
Jay takes slight of a pause and grins.
Jay Impact: Comic Con Hall, huh? He's might have got some skills in a sense that he came out as the best man last Titans. But when it comes to the big stage, the bright lights, and the roar of the crowd, there's no one who can outshine Jay Impact, you see? I've got my comedic tricks up my sleeve, my technical prowess honed to perfection, and let's not forget the infamous rubber chicken! Twerky (Travis) may think he's ready, but he's about to get a masterclass in entertainment and athleticism.
Josh: I can't wait to see it, Jay! You're a force to be reckoned with, and I believe you'll walk out of Titans 165 as a 3-time Intercontinental Champion!
Jay Impact: Thanks for the support, Jovial!
Josh: Josh!
Jay Impact: Yeah, right! You know facing Trickster Chuckling Chameleon...
Josh: Travis Deacon Hall you mean?
Jay Impact: Yeah him. Facing him feels like stepping into a funhouse filled with mirrors, because every move he makes is just a reflection of mediocrity. But don't worry, bud, I've got a comedic masterpiece planned for him at Titans. Get your popcorn ready, because it's going to be a hilarious spectacle!
Josh: Being your fan I can't wait to see Travis stumble and fumble in the ring, Jay! He's got the coordination of a three-legged chicken trying to do the salsa. And let's not forget his wrestling skills. I've seen more grace from a blindfolded penguin on roller skates!
They both laugh and exchange a high-five.
Jay Impact: You've hit the nail on the head, Jaunty (Josh)! Tiresome Twaddle (Travis Hall) is about as intimidating as a tickle fight. He thinks he's a big shot, but his moves are as predictable as knock-knock jokes. I'll have him so tangled up in my rubber chicken antics, he won't know which way is up!
Josh bursts into laughter as he almost falls off of his seat.
Josh: Oh man, Jay, you've got me rolling on the floor! Travis should start taking notes from clowns at the circus, because at least they know how to entertain. But when you step into that ring, Jay, it's like watching a comedy legend in action. You've got the wit, the agility, and the charm to outshine anyone!
Jay Impact: You know that, kid.. It's all about bringing the laughter and the gold. Terrible Todd Twitwaffle (Travis Hall) better prepare himself for a masterclass in humiliation, because Impact is going to give him a performance he'll never forget. He'll be begging for a timeout, but there's no escape from the hilarity and the beatdown I'm about to deliver!
Josh: I can already picture it. Travis stumbling around like a clown who forgot how to juggle. The crowd will be in stitches, and you'll be standing tall with that IC title around your waist. It's going to be a legendary night!
Jay Impact raises his fist, grinning.
Jay Impact: You bet it will be! Titans 165 will be remembered as the night Tacky Tony Twerp (Travis Hall) got his ticket to the Comedy Hall of Shame. So the fans should get ready for the Jay Impact show, where laughter meets domination!
They share a fist bump, and the scene fades as they continue their conversation, fueling the excitement for the upcoming match.
