Post by Rumpke on Jun 13, 2023 17:20:22 GMT -5
Tuesday Night Titans 162nd episode begins with Amaranthe's cover of Sabaton's "82nd All The Way" roaring over the arena's sound system while both Randy White and John Cartwright take their seats.
John Cartwright: Welcome to Tuesday Night Titans! Where all 3 titles will be on the line!
John pauses only for a moment before continuing.
John Cartwright: Our first match will see the return of Jay Impact and he will be taking on Louis Cypher. The Hardcore title will be on the line!
Randy White: Then we'll see Reaper go toe to toe against Emerson. The winner will be the Intercontinental Champion!
John Cartwright: For the main event, Twilight will take on Cassandra and the winner will take home the SFT World Title! Lets get to the commercial break so we can get the night started!
John Cartwright: Welcome to Tuesday Night Titans! Where all 3 titles will be on the line!
John pauses only for a moment before continuing.
John Cartwright: Our first match will see the return of Jay Impact and he will be taking on Louis Cypher. The Hardcore title will be on the line!
Randy White: Then we'll see Reaper go toe to toe against Emerson. The winner will be the Intercontinental Champion!
John Cartwright: For the main event, Twilight will take on Cassandra and the winner will take home the SFT World Title! Lets get to the commercial break so we can get the night started!
Titans cuts to commercial
Louis Cypher vs. Jay Impact (Hardcore Title Match)
Randy White: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for some hardcore action! Get ready for a brutal showdown between Louis Cypher and Jay Impact!
John Cartwright: That's right, Randy! This match is going to be intense, as Louis Cypher's dark and sarcastic demeanor clashes with Jay Impact's lighthearted and comedic approach.
Randy White: Louis Cypher is known for his mean streak, and he's not afraid to get violent in the ring. His well-rounded wrestling style makes him a formidable opponent in any match, especially a hardcore one.
John Cartwright: On the other hand, we have Jay Impact, who brings a unique blend of humor and athleticism to the ring. He may not take things seriously all the time, but don't let that fool you. Jay Impact is a force to be reckoned with.
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact walks out at the entrance stage in a deluxe yacht hat, walking on the ramp and gets inside the ring by sliding through the bottom rope and climbs on the ring corner to pose for the fans.
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits and Cypher makes his way avoiding any touches or camera shots from any fans, he does not like the fans. He slides into the ring.
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits and Cypher makes his way avoiding any touches or camera shots from any fans, he does not like the fans. He slides into the ring.
The match begins, and both wrestlers waste no time grabbing weapons from under the ring. Louis Cypher picks up a steel chair while Jay Impact comically grabs a rubber chicken.
Randy White: Oh, look at that, Jay Impact with a rubber chicken! Is he seriously going to use that as a weapon?
John Cartwright: Well, Randy, Jay Impact is known for his unpredictable antics. Let's see if he can turn that rubber chicken into an advantage.
Louis Cypher swings the steel chair, but Jay Impact ducks and playfully bonks him on the head with the rubber chicken. The crowd erupts in laughter.
Randy White: Seriously? A rubber chicken? This is supposed to be a hardcore match!
John Cartwright: Jay Impact knows how to keep things entertaining. He's using his unorthodox approach to get inside the head of Louis Cypher.
The match continues with a mix of brutal and comedic moments. Louis Cypher delivers punishing chair shots, while Jay Impact pulls off acrobatic moves with exaggerated theatrics.
Randy White: Louis Cypher is showing no mercy! He's using every weapon at his disposal to inflict pain on Jay Impact.
John Cartwright: But Jay Impact has an incredible ability to absorb punishment and bounce back. Just when you think he's down and out, he surprises everyone with his resilience.
As the match progresses, Jay Impact manages to counter Louis Cypher's aggression with a series of quick and humorous maneuvers.
Randy White: How is Jay Impact still standing? He just slipped on a banana peel and turned it into a dropkick!
John Cartwright: That's the beauty of Jay Impact, Randy. He can turn even the most ridiculous situations into an advantage.
Finally, as the crowd rallies behind Jay Impact, he sets up for his finishing move, the Unprettier!
Randy White: It looks like Jay Impact is going for the win! Can he pull off this move and secure the victory?
John Cartwright: He's got Louis Cypher locked in! And there it is—the Unprettier! This could be it!
Jay Impact successfully executes the Unprettier, and the referee counts the pinfall.
Referee: One! Two! Three!
Winner: Jay Impact!
The bell rings, indicating Jay Impact's victory.
Randy White: Unbelievable! Jay Impact has done it! He used his comedic charm and surprising athleticism to overcome the brutal assault from Louis Cypher.
John Cartwright: It was an entertaining match from start to finish. Jay Impact showcased his ability to persevere and deliver when it mattered most.
Jay Impact celebrates his victory, comically posing with both: the SFT Hardcore Title and perhaps the greatest weapon ever used in a hardcore match; the rubber chicken! The fans excitedly cheer as Titans cuts to commercial.
Emerson vs. Reaper (Intercontinental Title Match)
Randy White: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for an intense showdown between Emerson and Reaper! This match is going to be a clash of styles and personalities.
John Cartwright: That's right, Randy. Emerson, with his technical prowess and big heart, will go head-to-head against the dark and ruthless Reaper. It's a battle between good and evil.
Randy White: Emerson is a master of submission holds. He uses his technical skills to wear down his opponents and make them tap out. But Reaper is no stranger to bending the rules and using underhanded tactics to gain an advantage.
The lights dim as "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down begins playing through the arena. Blue strobe lights begin flashing throughout the whole arena . Moments later, the "Ghetto Superman" Emerson explodes out from behind the curtain and the crowd erupts with cheers! He smiles as he quickly moves down to ringside while giving many fans (On both sides of the ramp) high fives. Once Emerson reaches the bottom of the ramp. He jogs around the whole ring and gives fans at ringside high fives as well. Once "Super Em" makes it all of the way around the ring, with a burst of speed, he runs at the ring and slides in before immediately pushing himself up to his feet.
The lights in the arena go out. Seconds later, the music portion of "Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica begins to play. The introduction of the song goes on for roughly 40 seconds. Next thing we know, the beat picks up as strobe lights begin to flash through the arena. Then, Reaper emerges from behind the curtain. He smirks at the crowd while maintaining a steady pace down the ramp. Once reaching ringside, Reaper reaches up; Grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the ring apron before climbing into the ring.
The match begins, and Emerson starts with his technical wrestling, trying to ground Reaper with his submissions.
John Cartwright: Emerson is wasting no time, going straight for the submission game. He wants to neutralize Reaper's power and bring him down to the mat.
Randy White: But you know Reaper won't play fair. He's always looking for an opportunity to bend the rules and gain an advantage.
As the match progresses, Reaper resorts to various dirty tactics, such as eye rakes, low blows, and distracting the referee.
Randy White: Look at Reaper! He's using every trick in the book to gain the upper hand. The referee needs to keep a close eye on him.
John Cartwright: It's unfortunate to see such underhanded tactics, Randy. Emerson deserves a fair fight, and Reaper is clearly taking advantage of every opportunity.
Emerson manages to fight back and locks Reaper in his trademark submission hold, the sharpshooter.
John Cartwright: Emerson has the sharpshooter locked in! This could be it! Reaper is in serious trouble here!
Randy White: Wait a minute, what's happening? Reaper is powering his way out of the sharpshooter! His strength is incredible!
Reaper breaks free from the sharpshooter, showing his immense power and resilience. The match continues with back-and-forth action.
Randy White: Reaper is refusing to go down easily. Despite the punishment he's endured, he keeps fighting back.
John Cartwright: And Emerson is showing tremendous heart and determination. He's not giving up either. This is turning into a true battle of wills.
Towards the end of the match, Reaper gains the upper hand and hits his devastating finisher, the tombstone piledriver.
John Cartwright: Oh no! Reaper hits the tombstone piledriver! That's his finisher!
Randy White: This could be it for Emerson! Reaper goes for the cover!
The referee counts the pinfall, and the bell rings, signifying Reaper's victory.
Referee: One! Two! Three!
Winner: Reaper!
Randy White: Reaper steals the victory with that devastating tombstone piledriver! He may have cheated throughout the match, but he managed to secure the win in the end.
John Cartwright: It's a bitter pill to swallow, Randy. Emerson fought valiantly, and it seemed like he had the victory within his grasp, but Reaper's cunning and power proved to be too much.
The referee gives Reaper the SFT Intercontinental title and he revels in his dark triumph as the crowd boos him.
John Cartwright: It's a disappointing outcome, but Emerson showcased his skills and never backed down. He may have fallen short tonight, but I'm sure he'll bounce back stronger than ever!
John Cartwright: It's a bitter pill to swallow, Randy. Emerson fought valiantly, and it seemed like he had the victory within his grasp, but Reaper's cunning and power proved to be too much.
The referee gives Reaper the SFT Intercontinental title and he revels in his dark triumph as the crowd boos him.
John Cartwright: It's a disappointing outcome, but Emerson showcased his skills and never backed down. He may have fallen short tonight, but I'm sure he'll bounce back stronger than ever!
Twilight vs. Cassandra (World Title Match)
Randy White: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for an intriguing matchup between Twilight and Cassandra! Both competitors are unpredictable competitors.
John Cartwright: That's right, Randy. Twilight brings a well-rounded wrestling style to the ring, while Cassandra is known for her aggressive high-flying maneuvers. It's a clash of styles between these two competitors.
Randy White: I'll be keeping a close eye on Cassandra in this match. Her relentless aggression and high-flying abilities are truly impressive.
John Cartwright: And I'll be rooting for Twilight, who has shown great versatility in the ring. He's neither a hero nor a villain, but he's always ready to put on an exciting show.
Bulletproof by Godsmack hits the arena and the fans cheer loud as Cassandra comes onto the stage. She stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, then walks down to the ring. She gets up onto the side of the ring, then enters through the ropes. She looks out at the fans while keeping a serious expression on her face.
"I will be heard" by Hatebreed starts playing and Twilight makes his way down to the ring.
The match begins, with Twilight and Cassandra engaging in a back-and-forth battle.
Randy White: Cassandra is wasting no time, launching herself at Twilight with a series of high-flying moves. She's definitely setting the pace early on.
John Cartwright: But Twilight is no pushover. He's countering Cassandra's aerial assaults with his own technical expertise. This is shaping up to be a thrilling contest.
As the match progresses, both competitors showcase their skills, countering each other's maneuvers and delivering impactful strikes.
Randy White: The athleticism on display is impressive. Cassandra's agility is unmatched, but Twilight's ability to adapt to any situation is keeping him in this match.
John Cartwright: Indeed, Randy. Twilight's versatility allows him to adjust his strategy on the fly. He's proving to be a worthy opponent for Cassandra.
Just when it seems like either competitor could secure the victory, an unexpected turn of events occurs.
Randy White: Oh my! The referee has been accidentally knocked out! He's down on the mat!
John Cartwright: That's a chaotic moment in the match. With the referee incapacitated, there's no one to enforce the rules. Anything can happen now.
Seizing the opportunity, Jay Impact makes his presence known, rushing to the ring.
Randy White: What's this? Jay Impact is interfering in the match! He's taking advantage of the referee's absence.
John Cartwright: This is a blatant act of interference by Jay Impact. He shouldn't be involved in this contest!
Jay Impact executes a stunning Missile Drop Kick, knocking Cassandra out cold. He then quickly retreats backstage, laughing mischievously.
Randy White: Jay Impact just struck Cassandra with that vicious Missile Drop Kick! She's completely out of it!
John Cartwright: This is despicable, Randy. Jay Impact had no business getting involved in this match.
Twilight, realizing the opportunity before him, capitalizes on the situation and pins the unconscious Cassandra.
Randy White: Twilight sees the opening! He's going for the pin!
As the crowd reacts with a mix of confusion and shock, a substitute referee rushes to the ring and counts the pinfall.
Substitute Referee: One! Two! Three!
Winner: Twilight
The bell rings, signifying Twilight's victory.
John Cartwright: Twilight steals the win in chaotic fashion. The interference by Jay Impact completely changed the course of this match.
Randy White: This is an unfortunate turn of events. Cassandra was on the receiving end of an unfair assault, and Twilight capitalized on the chaos.
Twilight is handed the World title while he's seemingly torn between triumph and uncertainty, while the crowd expresses their mixed reactions.
John Cartwright: Twilight may have won, but the circumstances of this victory will leave a bitter taste in the mouths of many, Cassandra most of all. I can guarantee you that she's not going to let this keep her down. She'll come back from this stronger than ever and I'm sure Jay Impact will have hell to pay for what he's done tonight!
John Cartwright: Twilight steals the win in chaotic fashion. The interference by Jay Impact completely changed the course of this match.
Randy White: This is an unfortunate turn of events. Cassandra was on the receiving end of an unfair assault, and Twilight capitalized on the chaos.
Twilight is handed the World title while he's seemingly torn between triumph and uncertainty, while the crowd expresses their mixed reactions.
John Cartwright: Twilight may have won, but the circumstances of this victory will leave a bitter taste in the mouths of many, Cassandra most of all. I can guarantee you that she's not going to let this keep her down. She'll come back from this stronger than ever and I'm sure Jay Impact will have hell to pay for what he's done tonight!
