Post by Jay Impact on Jun 9, 2023 7:33:26 GMT -5
Inside Jay Impact's cozy apartment, Jay, dressed in casual attire and holding a steaming cup of coffee, sits in front of his laptop, eagerly awaiting the release of Louis Cypher's promo. With a mischievous grin on his face, he clicks play, ready to witness his opponent's words.
Jay Impact: Lets see what this fragile champion have got to say today.
"I think tna impact is better better than WWE. Hell even little indie feds are even better than WWE.
Judy like i am a 1000 times better than Jay Impact. Jay is finally back in SFT. Whoppee let the confetti rain. Pop open the champagne! H a h aha nah really. Jay finally shows up again and already gets a hc title match? That's some big bs. BIG!
That's all i have to say."
Jay Impact: Oh, Louis Cypher, the reigning Hardcore Champion! I must say, your words have certainly left me impressed. Comparing TNA Impact to WWE, claiming that even little indie feds are superior? Vince McMahon is gonna call your statement a 'cow dung'. But let's address the real issue here – your assertion that you are "a thousand times better than Jay Impact." Now, that's where the fun begins. Buddy, it seems your confidence is bursting at the seams. Whoopee! Confetti and champagne, huh? Well, I must say, Louis, your sarcasm game is truly on point, but let me remind you of something: championships can change hands, and reigns can come to an abrupt end.
With each word that leaves Louis' mouth, Jay's grin widens. He takes another sip of his coffee, relishing the moment.
Jay Impact: As for your parting words, short and sweet, claiming that's all you have to say – well, let's just say I expected a bit more from the Hardcore Champion. But hey, actions speak louder than words. I will take you on a laughter-filled journey, leaving you rolling on the mat, questioning your every move. Since its a Hardcore match for the Hardcore title, so know that I've got a shopping cart full of surprises waiting for you, buddy. From rubber chickens to custard pies, I'll turn that ring into a circus of mayhem. And watch out for my secret weapon—the "Comedy Bat"! One whack from that and Cypher will be seeing stars and hearing laughter!
Jay almost finishes his coffee and flips his laptop to address the listeners.
Jay Impact: So, grab your popcorn, folks, because Jay Impact is about to steal the show, capture that Hardcore Title, and turn Cypher into a laughing mad-man until his sides ache!
The seems fade out with the last expression on Impact's face that gives a determined look to bring his unique blend of comedy and athleticism to the ring and show Louis Cypher that he's not just a punchline but a force to be reckoned with.
Jay Impact: Lets see what this fragile champion have got to say today.
"I think tna impact is better better than WWE. Hell even little indie feds are even better than WWE.
Judy like i am a 1000 times better than Jay Impact. Jay is finally back in SFT. Whoppee let the confetti rain. Pop open the champagne! H a h aha nah really. Jay finally shows up again and already gets a hc title match? That's some big bs. BIG!
That's all i have to say."
Jay Impact: Oh, Louis Cypher, the reigning Hardcore Champion! I must say, your words have certainly left me impressed. Comparing TNA Impact to WWE, claiming that even little indie feds are superior? Vince McMahon is gonna call your statement a 'cow dung'. But let's address the real issue here – your assertion that you are "a thousand times better than Jay Impact." Now, that's where the fun begins. Buddy, it seems your confidence is bursting at the seams. Whoopee! Confetti and champagne, huh? Well, I must say, Louis, your sarcasm game is truly on point, but let me remind you of something: championships can change hands, and reigns can come to an abrupt end.
With each word that leaves Louis' mouth, Jay's grin widens. He takes another sip of his coffee, relishing the moment.
Jay Impact: As for your parting words, short and sweet, claiming that's all you have to say – well, let's just say I expected a bit more from the Hardcore Champion. But hey, actions speak louder than words. I will take you on a laughter-filled journey, leaving you rolling on the mat, questioning your every move. Since its a Hardcore match for the Hardcore title, so know that I've got a shopping cart full of surprises waiting for you, buddy. From rubber chickens to custard pies, I'll turn that ring into a circus of mayhem. And watch out for my secret weapon—the "Comedy Bat"! One whack from that and Cypher will be seeing stars and hearing laughter!
Jay almost finishes his coffee and flips his laptop to address the listeners.
Jay Impact: So, grab your popcorn, folks, because Jay Impact is about to steal the show, capture that Hardcore Title, and turn Cypher into a laughing mad-man until his sides ache!
The seems fade out with the last expression on Impact's face that gives a determined look to bring his unique blend of comedy and athleticism to the ring and show Louis Cypher that he's not just a punchline but a force to be reckoned with.
