Post by Rumpke on May 29, 2022 16:01:33 GMT -5
Titans comes live recapping a concert just outside of the the Coliseo de Puerto Rico arena where a stage was setup for tonight's viewers to get both a fully fledge concert from Thrash Legends, "Megadeth".
They're preforming one of their most innovative thrash songs to the genre, "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due" for the fans just before Titans goes live.
JC: What a concert that was Randy!
RW: Speak for yourself, I got caught in the mosh pit and that wasn't anything to admire, I promise you! Those people were ruthlessly crazed fanatics, especially when the rain started falling during Dave Mustaine's solo!
JC: Quit crying Randy, you were warned when Dave said "Here we go!" You should've got out of dodge!
RW: What am I, the flash!?!
JC: Boo hoo, suck it up buttercup and stop crying! Let's get in to tonight where we've got more treats for the viewers!
RW: You mean where Travis Deacon-Hall tries to rebound after his latest series of shortcomings?
JC: Against a surging Reaper, yes! And then, Cassandra is going to face her toughest challenge since she chose to finally enter the SFT ring against a re-surging Rumpke who once again, has the Hardcore title in his possession!
RW: That match is going to be brutal! What about Twilight versus Emerson!?!
JC: That'll be a great match and certainly a change of pace from the former match! And! After all of those great matches comes our main event! Where Louis Cypher will seek to defend his World title against a man who's been exactly where Louis is right now. Jack knows what it's like to be the number one guy, while always having to watch his back!
RW: I've been told, we're getting to the first match, to quote Dave Mustaine, "Here we go!"
Reaper vs Travis Deacon-hall (Number 1 to HC title)
Rockhouse by Frank Shelley plays over the arena as Travis Deacon Hall makes his way out to the ring followed by his wife Melissa Hall.
The lights in the arena go out. Seconds later, the music portion of "Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica begins to play. The introduction of the song goes on for roughly 40 seconds. Next thing we know, the beat picks up as strobe lights begin to flash through the arena. Then, Reaper emerges from behind the curtain. He smirks at the crowd while maintaining a steady pace down the ramp. Once reaching ringside, Reaper reaches up; Grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the ring apron before climbing into the ring.
The referee calls for the opening bell. Travis takes off running at Reaper but he runs right into a big boot that stuns him. With both hands, Reaper grabs Travis by the neck and then lifts the former champion up into the air. Reaper holds Travis's 235 pound frame up in the air briefly with ease before slamming him to the grounds with a two-handed chokeslam. Reaper pins Travis.
JC: The power of Reaper is scary!
Referee: 1..2.. KICKOUT!
RW: Travis showing some good endurance after the devastating move he had just endured!
JC: Indeed he is Randy!
Melissa and the fans are cheering loudly for Travis while Reaper pulls the man back up to his feet but seconds later; Reaper lifts the man up and tombstones his head into the mat before pinning him again.
Referee: 1..2..3!!!
JC: Travis tried to kick out of the tombstone but he was a split second slow there. Congratulations to Reaper for his latest victory!
Winner: Reaper
Cassandra vs. Rumpke (HC Title match)
Bulletproof by Godsmack hits the arena and the fans cheer loud as Cassandra comes onto the stage. She stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, then walks down to the ring. She gets up onto the side of the ring and then enters through the ropes. She looks out at the fans while keeping a serious expression on her face.
The lights in the arena darken before "Peace Sells" by Megadeth begins playing. Red and green strobe lights begin flashing throughout the arena just before Rumpke comes walking onto the top of ramp from backstage with the SFT Hardcore Title draped over his shoulder. He walks down the ramp-way and instead of entering the ring, he begins walking around the ring while smirking at Cassandra who glares back at the task ahead of her.
JC: What's Rumpke doing?
RW: Don't ask me.
Rumpke tosses the Hardcore title at the time keeper as he walks to the side of the ring. He then lifts the ring apron and reaches underneath it before pulling out a fifth of Kentucky Cornshine while grinning from ear to ear. The hardcore brawler pops the top and begins chugging the drink all while the funky yet heavy riff from Peace Sells hypnotizes people into a state of mind where they can't help but to at least slightly bob their head. All except for Cassandra who has taken off at a full sprint, seconds later, while Rumpke is still drinking; she hits him in the chest with a baseball slide. The half full bottle of alcohol falls to the ground and bursts while Rumpke is forced into the guardrail from the force of her kick.
JC: Cassandra is starting this match on her terms!
For a brief moment of time, the referee is puzzled in regards of what to do with this situation but it's not long before he slightly shrugs his shoulders before calling for the opening bell. Meanwhile, Cassandra jacks Rumpke's jaw and the force of the blow not only causes him to buckle to the point where he fully crashes to the ground but she also bloodies his lip. Cassandra quickly pins Rumpke and a split second later; the referee slides into action.
Referee: 1..2.. Kickout!
Cassandra quickly gets back up to her feet and looks around at all of the weapons laying around. Her eyes open wide at the sight of a slight shimmer sitting on the ring apron. It's another bottle of Kentucky Cornshine and it hasn't been opened! Cassandra walks over to and grabs the bottle before she opens it up. A second later, she's raising it up to the crowd who begin to loudly cheer her on.
JC: Don't do it Cassandra, that shit is toxic! Hell, look at Rumpke!
RW: What's wrong with Rumpke? He's a legend! Go Cassandra, drink it!
Cassandra begins chugging the liquor while the crowd cheers her on and not even a second later; her face resembles one of disgust just before she spits the alcohol in her mouth out, all over Rumpke. She tries to spit every single remnant of the Rumpke's signature booze out while simultaneously grabbing Rumpke's head in order to pull him back up to his feet. She gets him up to one knee before he hauls off and nails her with a right-handed uppercut that not only directly nails her in the crotch but the force from the blow; it also lifts her body roughly a foot off of the ground! Not even a second later, Cassandra's eyes light up like a stop sign before she instantly bends over. With the same fist, Rumpke nails her with a hard hitting right-handed hook punch that's placed directly on her temple and Cassandra forcefully flies straight to the ground before Rumpke takes the brass-knuckles off of his right hand and pins her.
Referee: 1..2..3!!!
Winner: Rumpke
Twiight vs. Emerson (Standard match)
The lights dim as "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down begins playing through the arena. Blue strobe lights begin flashing throughout the whole arena . Moments later, the "Ghetto Superman" Emerson explodes out from behind the curtain and the crowd erupts with cheers! He smiles as he quickly moves down to ringside while giving many fans (On both sides of the ramp) high fives. Once Emerson reaches the bottom of the ramp. He jogs around the whole ring and gives fans at ringside high fives as well. Once "Super Em" makes it all of the way around the ring, with a burst of speed, he runs at the ring and slides in before immediately pushing himself up to his feet.
"I will be heard" by Hatebreed starts playing moments before Twilight walks out from behind the curtain that leads to the backstage area. Twilight makes his way to the ring and slides into the ring before pushing himself up to his feet. The man then goes to his corner as his music fades.
The referee calls for the bell. Twilight and Emerson lock up. It only takes a few seconds for Twilight to get behind Emerson, he goes to lift the man up but it's blocked before Emerson wrestles free from Twilight's grasp and quickly moves around Twilight's front. With his belly to Twilight's back, Emerson lifts up Twilight just enough to slam the man flat on his face. He then quickly jumps on top of Twilight's back and goes to put Twilight in a camel clutch but it's blocked before Twilight throws Emerson to his back by the wrist. Twilight quickly applies an arm bar.
JC: There's a lot of back and forth going on for the opening of the match. These two know each other very well.
Emerson grunts and is obviously in an uncomfortable situation as Twilight tries to control his body with Emerson's arm. Yet, Emerson does a front flip, almost anyways. He lands on his butt but this was just enough for him to rip his arm out of Twilight's clutches. Twilight quickly jumps on Emerson's back and applies a headlock.
JC: It looks like Twilight is trying to tire Emerson out. While these past two holds he's used don't cause extreme pain, his opponent does tire while trying to get free.
After a few minutes of struggling, Emerson is finally able to get up to his feet while the crowd cheers him on. Twilight maintains the headlock until Emerson uses the ropes to break free by catapulting Twilight into the opposing ropes. Twilight bounces off of the opposite ropes and runs into Emerson who picks him up, turns him around and slams Twilight onto his back with a back-breaker.
JC: Great resiliency from Emerson who's now climbing the top rope!
RW: Quick, get up Twilight!
Emerson connects with a top rope headbutt and grasps his head with one hand immediately after while going for the pin.
Referee: 1..2..3!!!
Winner: Emerson!
Jack Jones vs. Louis cypher (world title match)
RW: Its world title time.
JC: that is right, tonight we have Jack Jones facing the world champion, Louis Cypher.
In time by Mark Collie hits as Jack Jones makes his way out to the ring. The fans cheer loudly as they all make the makeshift circle with their hands.
RW: The fans firmly behind Jack Jones.
JC: The fans love the good guys and hes about as good as they get.
Slayer hits as Louis Cypher makes his way out to the ring to a large hail of boos.
RW: and here comes the world champion, you can tell he doesn’t mind wearing the black hat.
Louis gets in the ring and hands his title to the ref. The bell rings and we start. Jack starts off the action with a clothesline then a sleeper hold.
JC: Jack is wanting to end this really quick.
Jack keeps applying pressure and slowly but surely Cypher starts slowing down and not fighting it too hard. The ref checks on Cypher and he’s still awake.
RW: Its a matter of time now.
And then right on que, Cypher starts fighting again and finally wiggles out of the sleeper hold.
JC: Such a lucky guy,
Cypher is arguing with the ref that Jack was pulling his hair and Jack rolls him up into a small package, the ref counts 1………...2…..kickout!
RW: Very close, very very close!
Cypher gets up angry again and complains to the ref that his tights were being held. The ref is having none of that. Cypher pushes the ref, and then as the ref is on the mat trying to get up, Cypher reaches into his waist and pulls out brass kncuckles and punches Jack in the forehead knocking him out cold!
RW: No way.
Cypher covers Jack as the ref gets up, he starts his pin count 1…………..2………………….3!!!
Winner: Louis Cypher via pinfall.
Fans start throwing trash and empty bottles at the ring and at Cypher as he stands in the middle of the ring smiling with his title on his shoulder and the ring absolutely littered in trash and boos as the scene fades to gray.
JC: that is right, tonight we have Jack Jones facing the world champion, Louis Cypher.
In time by Mark Collie hits as Jack Jones makes his way out to the ring. The fans cheer loudly as they all make the makeshift circle with their hands.
RW: The fans firmly behind Jack Jones.
JC: The fans love the good guys and hes about as good as they get.
Slayer hits as Louis Cypher makes his way out to the ring to a large hail of boos.
RW: and here comes the world champion, you can tell he doesn’t mind wearing the black hat.
Louis gets in the ring and hands his title to the ref. The bell rings and we start. Jack starts off the action with a clothesline then a sleeper hold.
JC: Jack is wanting to end this really quick.
Jack keeps applying pressure and slowly but surely Cypher starts slowing down and not fighting it too hard. The ref checks on Cypher and he’s still awake.
RW: Its a matter of time now.
And then right on que, Cypher starts fighting again and finally wiggles out of the sleeper hold.
JC: Such a lucky guy,
Cypher is arguing with the ref that Jack was pulling his hair and Jack rolls him up into a small package, the ref counts 1………...2…..kickout!
RW: Very close, very very close!
Cypher gets up angry again and complains to the ref that his tights were being held. The ref is having none of that. Cypher pushes the ref, and then as the ref is on the mat trying to get up, Cypher reaches into his waist and pulls out brass kncuckles and punches Jack in the forehead knocking him out cold!
RW: No way.
Cypher covers Jack as the ref gets up, he starts his pin count 1…………..2………………….3!!!
Winner: Louis Cypher via pinfall.
Fans start throwing trash and empty bottles at the ring and at Cypher as he stands in the middle of the ring smiling with his title on his shoulder and the ring absolutely littered in trash and boos as the scene fades to gray.
