Post by Joey on Mar 22, 2022 18:01:12 GMT -5
The lights dim. The crowd gets loud. And from the stage we see Gwar hit the stage, carnage and foam all over the stage. The fans love it.
RW: Interesting musical choice tonight.
JC: Its crazy awesome hahaha
RW: Well folks we have a great show lined up tonight
JC: That we do.
RW: Lets not waste any more time, lets get to it.
Redd vs. Rumpke (standard match)
The ballad by Testament hits as Redd makes his way out to the ring. Everyone is mostly silent and flashes from cell phones.
JC: Its like a million stars all flashing at once.
RW: Kinda beautiful.
As Redd enters the ring he waits in his corner with no emotion on his face.
Rumpke’s music hits but does not come out to stage.
Redd is getting an annoyed look on his face.
Rumpke’s music hits again and still no Rumpke.
The ref calls for the bell and awards the match to Redd.
Winner: Redd via no show..
RW: Well that is sure to anger Redd even more.
JC: I wont envy his next opponent.
RW: Our next match will be for the IC title.
Twilight vs. Louis Cypher (IC Title match)
Green Day hits as Twilight makes his way out to a huge pop from the crowd.
RW: People like him a lot
JC: Of course, whats not to like?
Twilight gets in the ring and then Slayer hits as Cypher makes his way out to a lot of boos.
RW: And on the other end of the spectrum. No one likes Cypher.
JC: why would they? Hahaha
They stand toe to toe as the bell rings.
Twilight starts it off with a running clotheslikne that knocks Cypher to the mat. Cypher gets up and swings at Twilight who dodges it but the punch lands and hits the ref.
RW: Uh oh.
The ref is out cold. Cypher advances but Twilight hits a super kick!
JC: there it is!
Twilight covers but the ref is still out cold. Twilight gets up and tries to revive the ref. We see Cypher dig into the side of his boot and brings out a little black glove. Twilight turns and gets hit with that black loaded glove, and Cypher knocks Twilight out cold. Cypher gets up, hides the glove and revives the ref and then covers Twilight. The fans booing hard!
Cypher with the pin and the ref counts 1….2...3!
winner: Cypher via pinfall.
RW: Well that aint right.
JC: Just how it went, im sure Twilight will bounce back.
RW: Next match is for the Hardcore title.
Jack Jones vs. Travis Deacon Hall (HC title match)
JC: Rematch from a few weeks ago when Travis defeated Jack for the world title.
RW: But this time its for a different title.
Both men are already in the ring as the bell sounds off.
RW Here we go!!!
Jack start it off with a roundhouse kick as the back of Travis head hits a steel toilet bowl.
JC: Thats one way to move ahead.
RW: not really funny.
The back of Travis’s head is bleeding. Jack pounces on the injured Travis by hitting him with steel trash can lids.
JC: Jack showing no mercy.
Jack throws a steel bat at Travis who catches it. But Jack flies through the air and drop kicks said bat right into Travis’s face!
RW: Holy Toledo!
JC: ohhh the humanity!
Jack covers Travis as the ref counts 1…………….2…………...kickout!
RW: Whoa Travis barely managed to kick out.
Jack picks up a trash can and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle.
RW: Whats he gonna do?
JC: Uh, this is gonna be painful to watch.
Jack flies off with the trashcan in front of him like a guided missle. Just as he’s about to connect, Travis lifts both his legs, connecting with the trashcan that gets pushed back right into Jack’s body! Dust flies all over the place!
RW: insanity!
Travis slowly covers Jack the ref counts 1…...2…..3!
Winner: Travis Deacon Hall via pinfall
JC: that was a good match
RW: Ok main event time.
JC: These two histories go way back. And the line between love and hate is razor thin with these two. Mostly hate though hahaha.
Jay Impact vs. Cassandra (#1 to IC title)
RW: no love lost between these two
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact walks out at the entrance stage in a deluxe yacht hat, walking on the ramp and gets inside the ring by sliding through the bottom rope and climbs on the ring corner to pose for the fans.”
JC: Well he’s not the shy type
RW: nor the strong silent type haha
Bulletproof by Godsmack hits the arena and the fans cheer loud as Cassandra comes onto the stage. She stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, then walks down to the ring. She gets up onto the side of the ring, then enters through the ropes. She looks out at the fans while keeping a serious expression on her face.
JC: Here she comes, the Queen of SFT!
Both stand in the ring as the ref goes over the rules. He steps back and the bell sounds. Cassandra is the first to streak with a lunging knee right to the chest of Jay.
RW: nice
Jay gets up and shoulder blocks her into the corner and starts pummeling her with kicks to the stomach.
JC: So much for chivarly?
Jay then flings Cassandra into the opposite corner. Jay runs full speed at Cassandra but she lifts her boot and catches him right in the face!
RW: Wake up call!
Cassandra goes for the cover. The ref counts 1 only and Jay has already kicked out! Jay is up in a flash and nails with an uppercut then a superkick!
JC: whoa!
Blood flies onto the ring! Jay covers Cassandra and the ref counts 1……………..2…………………...3!!!!
Winner: Jay Impact via pin.
Cassandra gets up angry and spits blood into Jay’s face as she goes after him and the show fades with the ring crew trying to still seperate them.
RW: Interesting musical choice tonight.
JC: Its crazy awesome hahaha
RW: Well folks we have a great show lined up tonight
JC: That we do.
RW: Lets not waste any more time, lets get to it.
Redd vs. Rumpke (standard match)
The ballad by Testament hits as Redd makes his way out to the ring. Everyone is mostly silent and flashes from cell phones.
JC: Its like a million stars all flashing at once.
RW: Kinda beautiful.
As Redd enters the ring he waits in his corner with no emotion on his face.
Rumpke’s music hits but does not come out to stage.
Redd is getting an annoyed look on his face.
Rumpke’s music hits again and still no Rumpke.
The ref calls for the bell and awards the match to Redd.
Winner: Redd via no show..
RW: Well that is sure to anger Redd even more.
JC: I wont envy his next opponent.
RW: Our next match will be for the IC title.
Twilight vs. Louis Cypher (IC Title match)
Green Day hits as Twilight makes his way out to a huge pop from the crowd.
RW: People like him a lot
JC: Of course, whats not to like?
Twilight gets in the ring and then Slayer hits as Cypher makes his way out to a lot of boos.
RW: And on the other end of the spectrum. No one likes Cypher.
JC: why would they? Hahaha
They stand toe to toe as the bell rings.
Twilight starts it off with a running clotheslikne that knocks Cypher to the mat. Cypher gets up and swings at Twilight who dodges it but the punch lands and hits the ref.
RW: Uh oh.
The ref is out cold. Cypher advances but Twilight hits a super kick!
JC: there it is!
Twilight covers but the ref is still out cold. Twilight gets up and tries to revive the ref. We see Cypher dig into the side of his boot and brings out a little black glove. Twilight turns and gets hit with that black loaded glove, and Cypher knocks Twilight out cold. Cypher gets up, hides the glove and revives the ref and then covers Twilight. The fans booing hard!
Cypher with the pin and the ref counts 1….2...3!
winner: Cypher via pinfall.
RW: Well that aint right.
JC: Just how it went, im sure Twilight will bounce back.
RW: Next match is for the Hardcore title.
Jack Jones vs. Travis Deacon Hall (HC title match)
JC: Rematch from a few weeks ago when Travis defeated Jack for the world title.
RW: But this time its for a different title.
Both men are already in the ring as the bell sounds off.
RW Here we go!!!
Jack start it off with a roundhouse kick as the back of Travis head hits a steel toilet bowl.
JC: Thats one way to move ahead.
RW: not really funny.
The back of Travis’s head is bleeding. Jack pounces on the injured Travis by hitting him with steel trash can lids.
JC: Jack showing no mercy.
Jack throws a steel bat at Travis who catches it. But Jack flies through the air and drop kicks said bat right into Travis’s face!
RW: Holy Toledo!
JC: ohhh the humanity!
Jack covers Travis as the ref counts 1…………….2…………...kickout!
RW: Whoa Travis barely managed to kick out.
Jack picks up a trash can and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle.
RW: Whats he gonna do?
JC: Uh, this is gonna be painful to watch.
Jack flies off with the trashcan in front of him like a guided missle. Just as he’s about to connect, Travis lifts both his legs, connecting with the trashcan that gets pushed back right into Jack’s body! Dust flies all over the place!
RW: insanity!
Travis slowly covers Jack the ref counts 1…...2…..3!
Winner: Travis Deacon Hall via pinfall
JC: that was a good match
RW: Ok main event time.
JC: These two histories go way back. And the line between love and hate is razor thin with these two. Mostly hate though hahaha.
Jay Impact vs. Cassandra (#1 to IC title)
RW: no love lost between these two
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact walks out at the entrance stage in a deluxe yacht hat, walking on the ramp and gets inside the ring by sliding through the bottom rope and climbs on the ring corner to pose for the fans.”
JC: Well he’s not the shy type
RW: nor the strong silent type haha
Bulletproof by Godsmack hits the arena and the fans cheer loud as Cassandra comes onto the stage. She stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, then walks down to the ring. She gets up onto the side of the ring, then enters through the ropes. She looks out at the fans while keeping a serious expression on her face.
JC: Here she comes, the Queen of SFT!
Both stand in the ring as the ref goes over the rules. He steps back and the bell sounds. Cassandra is the first to streak with a lunging knee right to the chest of Jay.
RW: nice
Jay gets up and shoulder blocks her into the corner and starts pummeling her with kicks to the stomach.
JC: So much for chivarly?
Jay then flings Cassandra into the opposite corner. Jay runs full speed at Cassandra but she lifts her boot and catches him right in the face!
RW: Wake up call!
Cassandra goes for the cover. The ref counts 1 only and Jay has already kicked out! Jay is up in a flash and nails with an uppercut then a superkick!
JC: whoa!
Blood flies onto the ring! Jay covers Cassandra and the ref counts 1……………..2…………………...3!!!!
Winner: Jay Impact via pin.
Cassandra gets up angry and spits blood into Jay’s face as she goes after him and the show fades with the ring crew trying to still seperate them.
