Post by Rumpke on Mar 8, 2022 23:55:50 GMT -5
The lights dim as the crowd gets loud and we hear Peace Sells but whose buying as the fans see Megadeth on stage.
RW: Thats crazy.
JC: Well Rumpke must be happy about this surprise.
The band finishes up and we see Rumpke meet the band on the stage as they exit together.
RW: Well that's one way to get Rumpke in the arena.
JC: We have an exciting evening for you folks.
RW: Our first match of the evening see’s the returning Redd against Shrimp.
JC: The second match will see Jay Impact return to face Louis Cypher in his first match back.
RW: For the main event, we'll see our World and Hardcore champion defend his Hardcore title against Emerson!
JC: But first, we've got to go to commercial, see you soon!
(Commercial break to Subway sandwiches.)
(Back from commercial and both men are already in the ring.)
Redd vs. Shrimp (standard match)
The bell sounds off but neither man moves. As Shrimp approaches him, Redd lifts up his hand as if saying no. Shrimp pauses. Redd then goes on a tirade takes off his boots and flings them at the ring. Exits the ring and turns over tables and chairs.
RW: Redd is throwing a hissy fit.
We see Jude start to come down to the ring. Shrimp doesn’t know what to do and he exits the ring. Then from the opposite side of Jude we now see Rumpke nearing the ring as well.
JC; Uh this is a remedy for disaster.
RW: its not good that's for sure.
Redd and Jude start exchanging words, and somehow Rumpke gets in there and is echanging words with all of them. Officials need to step in and restrain and separate all 3 men.
Match ruled a no contest.
RW: You can feel the tension in the air.
JC: Lets see what the next match does.
Jay Impact vs. Louis Cypher (Standard Match)
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact walks out at the entrance stage in a deluxe yacht hat, walking on the ramp and gets inside the ring by sliding through the bottom rope and climbs on the ring corner to pose for the fans.
JC: It's good to see Jay Impact finally back in the ring!
RW: It sure is John but he's not going to have an easy first match against Louis Cypher!
"Am I Evil" by Metallica blares over the PA System and Louis Cypher makes his way to the ring while avoiding any touches or camera shots from any fans, he does not like the fans.
Upon reaching ringside, Cypher slides into the ring and wastes no time attacking Jay Impact with a flurry of punches. One punch after another is thrown so quickly that Jay has no time to do anything offensively, the only thing he's able to do is block and parry some shots while moving back towards his corner. Right before he's trapped in the corner, Cypher changes up his attack by quickly kicking the man in the gut. Cypher then goes for a knee to the face but it's blocked by Jay who know has ahold of Cypher's leg. In a flash, Jay trips Cypher to the ground before he swiftly applies an arm bar submission.
RW: Seems like we've got an even match so far!
Mr. Impact only gets to apply pressure for a very short window due to Cypher grabbing the bottom rope. Jay uses the referee's count as long as he can to apply even more pressure before suddenly releasing the hold. He backs away from Cypher in order to allow the man some breathing room to get up. Once up on his feet, Cypher takes off running with a head of steam. Unfortunately for him, he runs into a cross-body block in the air which goes straight into a pin. The referee slaps his hand on the mat once as the fans cheer but Cypher is able to kick out just before the referee's hand slaps the mat a second time.
JC: Jay's starting to gain some momentum!
Jay quickly gets up to his feet and sprints to the ropes before climbing out onto the ring apron. He motions for someone in the timekeepers area to throw him something.
RW: What's he doing!? No weapons allowed, surely he knows that!
Then we see what appears to be a pinkish carton of milk go flying through the air in Jay's direction. He catches the carton while on the top ropes, opens it up and begins to quickly chug the small milk container. A drink or two later and he spits it out before looking at the container and then back to the person who threw him the milk. Red in the face, Jay yells where we can all hear him, "THIS IS SKIM MILK!!!"
RW: What's wrong with skim milk?
JC: Randy, I don't have a clue, we'll have to ask him later.
If only that was Jay's one single problem but it wasn't.. By now, Cypher has him belly to belly, on the top rope. With a heave from Cypher, both men are now flying in the air and Jay is about to take the worst portion of the fall but not before he yells with a tone that fades as he gets closer to impact, "You're, Firedddd". There's a mixture of laughs and cheers as a loud thud is heard from both men slam into the ring.
Both men lay there momentarily and Cypher is the first to get to his feet. He walks over to Jay who is now up onto his knees, Louis grabs him by the head before delivering a vicious DDT. Cypher goes for the pin. The fans begin to boo while the referee slaps his hand once, the volume of their tone increases even more during the second slap but their boos instantly shift into cheers when Jay Impact kicks out after the second count.
JC: That was a close call!
Emotionless, Cypher gets up to his feet and grabs onto Jay before he pulls him up to his feet. Once Jay's up, Cypher grabs his hand and slings the man to the corner turnbuckle but Jay Impact reverses the toss which ends up seeing Louis go chest first into the turnbuckle. Stunned as he walks back is when Jay sets the man up for and executes the Unprettier! He goes for the pin and the cheer of the fans grows with each consecutive hand-slap to the mat from the referee until the three count is reached!
Winner: Jay Impact!
RW: What a match from both of these two great competitors!
JC: Indeed it was, congratulations to Jay Impact for winning his returning match!
Jay celebrates with the fans as Tuesday Night Titans cuts to a polling commercial asking what you think about Joe Biden's performance.)
Emerson vs. Travis Deacon Hall (Hardcore title match)
After commercial break both men are already in the ring with weapons littered all over the ring.
JC: This is not gonna be a long match. Hahahaha
The bell rings and we start. Emerson with a roundhouse kick which catches Travis squarely in the jaw as his forehead hits a large steel pot on the mat. And just like that Travis is now bleeding from his head.
RW: That was quick.
Emerson does not let up, he grabs a kendo stick and uses it to choke Travis. Somehow Travis is able to slide free or maybe its the blood that helps him slide out.
Travis is free and hits a knee to the back of Emerson, sending Em to the outside of the ring.
JC: there we go.
Travis picks up a steel stop sign and climbs to the top turnbuckle.
RW: Whats he doing?
As Em is getting up, he turns around and Travis throws the stop sign at him and then Travis flies off the top turnbuckle onto the outside and smashes that stop sign with his knees into Emerson!
JC: oh my gawd!
Travis throws Emerson into the ring and then covers him 1…………..2……………….3!!!
Winner: Travis Deacon-Hall!
RW: Congrats to Travis for a solid defense!
JC: Indeed! That's the end of this Titans, we'll see you on next episode, have a great night!
Tuesday Night Titans fades to black.
