Post by Joey on Feb 22, 2022 18:20:49 GMT -5
The lights dim as the crowd gets loud from the left of the arena we see a band come out, shrouded in darkness. Slayer appears as they play Reign in blood.
The fans go psycho.
We see RW and JC take their spots.
RW: Harold must of paid an arm and a leg to get Slayer to come out of retirement.
JC: And only for one song.
Slayer finishes and exits but the crowd starts chanting we want more. But after serveral minutes they finally settle down when they realize the band is not coming back out.
RW: Well folks we have a great night setup for you tonight.
RW: Our first match of the night is a doozy.
JC: Thats an understatement.
Saint Jude vs. Twilight (standard non title match)
(cut to commercial for KFC chicken sandwich)
Back from commercial. JC: After watching that now I am hungry.
RW: Me too!
Both men have already been introduced and are already in the ring. The bell sounds.
Jude starts it off by shaking hands with Twilight and they begin. Jude with a upper cut then pushes Twilight into the corner. Suddenly from the crowd we see a commotion.
RW: whats going on there?
We see Redd jump the steel barricade and runs into the ring.
JC: Uh oh.
Jude stops in his tracks. Redd points for Twilight to exit the ring and he does as his old mentor demands.
RW: Are we gonna see brother vs. brother?
Redd gets closer to Jude and they exchnage some words but we cant hear what is being said.
JC: What’s gonna happen?
Jude nods his head and exits the ring.
RW: What just happened?
JC: I think, I think Redd is back.
RW: Redd is back?!!!!
Winner: No contest.
(Commercial break)
Louis Cypher vs. Rumpke (standard match)
Both men are in the ring after commercial break.
RW: This might be an interesting match.
The bell rings and we start.
Rumpke starts it with a quick clothesline, but Cypher gets up instantly and they trade punches in the ring. Each runs to the ropes from opposite sides and run at each other full speed. They end up clotheslining each other and hit at the same time. Both men are down.
RW: Thats crazy.
JC: I think they are both out cold!
The ref pauses for a moment and starts the 10 count, at about 6 seconds in Cypher starts to come alive. At 7 seconds, so does Rumpke. Both are trying to get up. The ref counts 8...9….both are on their knees….10! They both get up but a half second too late!
Winner: None via countout
JC: Well Randy you called it, that was crazy.
Rockhouse by Frank Shelley plays over the arena as Travis Deacon Hall makes his way out to the ring followed by his wife Melissa Hall.
RW: Here comes the challenger, and looking raring to go.
Travis gets in the ring as his wife exits.
In time hits as Jack Jones makes his way out to the ring. Everyone making a O with their hands.
JC: And here is the world champion.
Both men stand toe to toe as the bell sounds off.
RW: And away we go.
The bell rings and the match begins. Jack starts it off with bull rushing Travis into the corner and then hits a chop right in the middle of the chest. Jack now with a running suplex which he hits and the whole ring shakes, Jack with the cover the ref counts 1…………...2………...kickout!
JC: That was a close one.
Jack is about to get up when Travis kicks him in the knee then rakes his eyes. Jack is momentarily blinded. Travis gets up and hits a DDT!
RW: whoa!
Travis covers Jack the ref counts 1………...2………….kickout!
JC: Very close call.
Travis gets up but does not take his eyes off Jack. As Jack is slow to get up, as he does Travis hits him with a roundhouse!
RW: That’ll knock the cobwebs into you.
Travis once again covers Jack as the ref counts 1………...2………...kickout!
Travis wastes no time as he hits a piledriver!
JC: Jack is in trouble here.
Travis picks up Jack and hits his one and only Deacon Bomb!
RW: no!!!
Travis covers Jack the ref counts 1………...2…………..3!!!
Winner: Travis Deacon Hall via pin. New world champion.
JC: simply incredible. Travis celebrates with his wife then after a while leaves the ring with his new title.
RW: Well folks (gets cut off by music)
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Song of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact comes out from behind the curtain in, what appears to be an expensive navy blue 3-piece suit, and wearing wayfarers shades. The crowd sings his song as he makes his way to the ring.
RW: What a night John! We're getting a chance to witness the debut of 'The Moment of Impact' show here at Titans.
JC: I'd rather be more concern about whether both the host and the guest are able to cope with each other by the end of the segment.
The ring is decorated with a black carpet reading "IMPACT" and backless modern stools in the midst. Lying over each seat is a microphone. One for host and the other for guest. Jay enters the ring and poses to the fans nearby the ropes and takes off his shades after his music dies.
Jay Impact: Greetings to all my fans in Lincoln and welcome to the Moment of Impact.
The crowd cheers
Jay Impact: I know chicks around here are giving me a GLAMOROUS look, wishing if they could go on date with me after we end this show. You see suit? A very navy blue, an essential weapon in your formalwear arsenal. But of course, if your personality is superb then whatever you wear becomes versatile with it, as in my case.
Impact lowers the mic and gives a flirty smile.
Jay Impact: Well, enough about me for tonight. So without further ado I would like to invite my guest in this debut episode of the Moment of Impact. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and the kids of Greta Thunberg's age who ain't sure about what they should be identified as, should welcome my guest...
CASSIOPIA!!!!
RW: Hello! Its Cassandra, Jay!
"Bulletproof" by Godsmack hits the arena and Cassandra comes walking onto the stage. She is looking fantastic, wearing black leather pants and a white short sleeve top. She heads down the ramp and uses the steps to get into the ring. She picks up the mic on her chair and her music fades out. She is now standing across from Jay as she is looking at him, already not impressed much with him.
Jay Impact: Welcome to the show, Clara.
Cassandra: You never were very good at remembering names correctly. But that's neither here nor there. I see you haven't changed one bit. You're still the village smart ass.
Jay Impact: Well, let me take it as a compliment.
Jay shrugs his shoulder as Cassandra continues.
Cassandra: So....here we are. Standing face to face in this ring, just like everybody has wanted for a long time. But it was flat out luck that I even agreed to be a guest on your show tonight. You should feel privileged about it. You should feel honored that I'm out here.
She gives Jay a smirk and Jay nods his head in 'yes'.
Jay Impact: I like your shoes...
Cassandra: Now that I AM out here...I get the feeling that you've got a few things you would like to say to me. Maybe you've got some things you wanna get off your chest because let's be honest.... there is no way in hell you wanted me as a guest on your show tonight simply to talk about the weather.
RW: Let me predict the weather. Its HOT! Because Cassandra is out there.
Cassandra lowers her mic and Jay raises his up.
Jay Impact: Carmella... first off..
Cassandra: CASSANDRA!
Jay Impact: Yes! Sorry! Cassandra! First off all, thanks for this awesome moment. I'm quite honored to have you on this show. You know I've been sitting on the sidelines since debut of COVID and seeing how businesses and industries have been falling apart due to that tiny butthole that can only be traced via microscope.
Jay lowers his make and gives a few seconds pause
Jay Impact: But with SFT.... with SFT it was different. It was not the COVID that's killing the company, but the parasites in SFT's locker-room. And that's why Harold had to contact me with an offer I couldn't refuse to be an exterminator, and get ride of rodents...
Jay gives a pause and then gives a serious stare in Cassandra's eyes.
Jay Impact: .. Rodents like YOU!! You know Cassandra, you've been ignoring and tackling me so well since past we weeks. Pretending like an ostrich that sticks his head into the ground and saying 'Oh! I can't see the storm, therefore there's no storm'...
Jay says the last-line to mimic Cassandra's voice as Cassandra immediately cuts Jay off.
Cassandra: .. You wanna talk rodents, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!
RW: Ohooo John! Cassandra didn't like that one little bit.
Cassandra throws her microphone in Jay's face!! She now goes after him, throwing sharp rights and lefts to his face.
JC: Cassandra is unloading on Jay!!
Jay is fighting back with shots of his own.
RW: Security better get out here because neither of these two will stop fighting!!
JC: Their dislike for each other is completely boiling over now!!
Suddenly Cassandra rolls out of the ring and goes to the announce table and grabs up a steel chair!! She slides back in the ring and attempts to whack Jay over the head with the chair!! But Jay blocks the shot with both hands!! Cassandra then kicks Jay in the midsection, doubling him over, giving enough of a few seconds time for her to then hit Jay over the back with the steel chair!!
RW: OUCH! That must have hurt.
Jay is now down on the mat and Cassandra is now hitting Jay hard across the back with the chair over and over again!!
JC: I feel pity for his poor back.
RW: He got his lesson, John. No more Cassandra on the show from now on.
Security guards are now running down the ramp to the ring!! They enter the ring and half of them grab Cassandra and get the chair away from her and throw it to the outside!! The rest of the guards are standing in front of Jay to block any more attack from Cassandra. Cassandra with a serious expression then rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Once she is on the stage, she turns around to give one final look to Jay before the credits.
Show fades out.
The fans go psycho.
We see RW and JC take their spots.
RW: Harold must of paid an arm and a leg to get Slayer to come out of retirement.
JC: And only for one song.
Slayer finishes and exits but the crowd starts chanting we want more. But after serveral minutes they finally settle down when they realize the band is not coming back out.
RW: Well folks we have a great night setup for you tonight.
RW: Our first match of the night is a doozy.
JC: Thats an understatement.
Saint Jude vs. Twilight (standard non title match)
(cut to commercial for KFC chicken sandwich)
Back from commercial. JC: After watching that now I am hungry.
RW: Me too!
Both men have already been introduced and are already in the ring. The bell sounds.
Jude starts it off by shaking hands with Twilight and they begin. Jude with a upper cut then pushes Twilight into the corner. Suddenly from the crowd we see a commotion.
RW: whats going on there?
We see Redd jump the steel barricade and runs into the ring.
JC: Uh oh.
Jude stops in his tracks. Redd points for Twilight to exit the ring and he does as his old mentor demands.
RW: Are we gonna see brother vs. brother?
Redd gets closer to Jude and they exchnage some words but we cant hear what is being said.
JC: What’s gonna happen?
Jude nods his head and exits the ring.
RW: What just happened?
JC: I think, I think Redd is back.
RW: Redd is back?!!!!
Winner: No contest.
(Commercial break)
Louis Cypher vs. Rumpke (standard match)
Both men are in the ring after commercial break.
RW: This might be an interesting match.
The bell rings and we start.
Rumpke starts it with a quick clothesline, but Cypher gets up instantly and they trade punches in the ring. Each runs to the ropes from opposite sides and run at each other full speed. They end up clotheslining each other and hit at the same time. Both men are down.
RW: Thats crazy.
JC: I think they are both out cold!
The ref pauses for a moment and starts the 10 count, at about 6 seconds in Cypher starts to come alive. At 7 seconds, so does Rumpke. Both are trying to get up. The ref counts 8...9….both are on their knees….10! They both get up but a half second too late!
Winner: None via countout
JC: Well Randy you called it, that was crazy.
Rockhouse by Frank Shelley plays over the arena as Travis Deacon Hall makes his way out to the ring followed by his wife Melissa Hall.
RW: Here comes the challenger, and looking raring to go.
Travis gets in the ring as his wife exits.
In time hits as Jack Jones makes his way out to the ring. Everyone making a O with their hands.
JC: And here is the world champion.
Both men stand toe to toe as the bell sounds off.
RW: And away we go.
The bell rings and the match begins. Jack starts it off with bull rushing Travis into the corner and then hits a chop right in the middle of the chest. Jack now with a running suplex which he hits and the whole ring shakes, Jack with the cover the ref counts 1…………...2………...kickout!
JC: That was a close one.
Jack is about to get up when Travis kicks him in the knee then rakes his eyes. Jack is momentarily blinded. Travis gets up and hits a DDT!
RW: whoa!
Travis covers Jack the ref counts 1………...2………….kickout!
JC: Very close call.
Travis gets up but does not take his eyes off Jack. As Jack is slow to get up, as he does Travis hits him with a roundhouse!
RW: That’ll knock the cobwebs into you.
Travis once again covers Jack as the ref counts 1………...2………...kickout!
Travis wastes no time as he hits a piledriver!
JC: Jack is in trouble here.
Travis picks up Jack and hits his one and only Deacon Bomb!
RW: no!!!
Travis covers Jack the ref counts 1………...2…………..3!!!
Winner: Travis Deacon Hall via pin. New world champion.
JC: simply incredible. Travis celebrates with his wife then after a while leaves the ring with his new title.
RW: Well folks (gets cut off by music)
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Song of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact comes out from behind the curtain in, what appears to be an expensive navy blue 3-piece suit, and wearing wayfarers shades. The crowd sings his song as he makes his way to the ring.
RW: What a night John! We're getting a chance to witness the debut of 'The Moment of Impact' show here at Titans.
JC: I'd rather be more concern about whether both the host and the guest are able to cope with each other by the end of the segment.
The ring is decorated with a black carpet reading "IMPACT" and backless modern stools in the midst. Lying over each seat is a microphone. One for host and the other for guest. Jay enters the ring and poses to the fans nearby the ropes and takes off his shades after his music dies.
Jay Impact: Greetings to all my fans in Lincoln and welcome to the Moment of Impact.
The crowd cheers
Jay Impact: I know chicks around here are giving me a GLAMOROUS look, wishing if they could go on date with me after we end this show. You see suit? A very navy blue, an essential weapon in your formalwear arsenal. But of course, if your personality is superb then whatever you wear becomes versatile with it, as in my case.
Impact lowers the mic and gives a flirty smile.
Jay Impact: Well, enough about me for tonight. So without further ado I would like to invite my guest in this debut episode of the Moment of Impact. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and the kids of Greta Thunberg's age who ain't sure about what they should be identified as, should welcome my guest...
CASSIOPIA!!!!
RW: Hello! Its Cassandra, Jay!
"Bulletproof" by Godsmack hits the arena and Cassandra comes walking onto the stage. She is looking fantastic, wearing black leather pants and a white short sleeve top. She heads down the ramp and uses the steps to get into the ring. She picks up the mic on her chair and her music fades out. She is now standing across from Jay as she is looking at him, already not impressed much with him.
Jay Impact: Welcome to the show, Clara.
Cassandra: You never were very good at remembering names correctly. But that's neither here nor there. I see you haven't changed one bit. You're still the village smart ass.
Jay Impact: Well, let me take it as a compliment.
Jay shrugs his shoulder as Cassandra continues.
Cassandra: So....here we are. Standing face to face in this ring, just like everybody has wanted for a long time. But it was flat out luck that I even agreed to be a guest on your show tonight. You should feel privileged about it. You should feel honored that I'm out here.
She gives Jay a smirk and Jay nods his head in 'yes'.
Jay Impact: I like your shoes...
Cassandra: Now that I AM out here...I get the feeling that you've got a few things you would like to say to me. Maybe you've got some things you wanna get off your chest because let's be honest.... there is no way in hell you wanted me as a guest on your show tonight simply to talk about the weather.
RW: Let me predict the weather. Its HOT! Because Cassandra is out there.
Cassandra lowers her mic and Jay raises his up.
Jay Impact: Carmella... first off..
Cassandra: CASSANDRA!
Jay Impact: Yes! Sorry! Cassandra! First off all, thanks for this awesome moment. I'm quite honored to have you on this show. You know I've been sitting on the sidelines since debut of COVID and seeing how businesses and industries have been falling apart due to that tiny butthole that can only be traced via microscope.
Jay lowers his make and gives a few seconds pause
Jay Impact: But with SFT.... with SFT it was different. It was not the COVID that's killing the company, but the parasites in SFT's locker-room. And that's why Harold had to contact me with an offer I couldn't refuse to be an exterminator, and get ride of rodents...
Jay gives a pause and then gives a serious stare in Cassandra's eyes.
Jay Impact: .. Rodents like YOU!! You know Cassandra, you've been ignoring and tackling me so well since past we weeks. Pretending like an ostrich that sticks his head into the ground and saying 'Oh! I can't see the storm, therefore there's no storm'...
Jay says the last-line to mimic Cassandra's voice as Cassandra immediately cuts Jay off.
Cassandra: .. You wanna talk rodents, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!
RW: Ohooo John! Cassandra didn't like that one little bit.
Cassandra throws her microphone in Jay's face!! She now goes after him, throwing sharp rights and lefts to his face.
JC: Cassandra is unloading on Jay!!
Jay is fighting back with shots of his own.
RW: Security better get out here because neither of these two will stop fighting!!
JC: Their dislike for each other is completely boiling over now!!
Suddenly Cassandra rolls out of the ring and goes to the announce table and grabs up a steel chair!! She slides back in the ring and attempts to whack Jay over the head with the chair!! But Jay blocks the shot with both hands!! Cassandra then kicks Jay in the midsection, doubling him over, giving enough of a few seconds time for her to then hit Jay over the back with the steel chair!!
RW: OUCH! That must have hurt.
Jay is now down on the mat and Cassandra is now hitting Jay hard across the back with the chair over and over again!!
JC: I feel pity for his poor back.
RW: He got his lesson, John. No more Cassandra on the show from now on.
Security guards are now running down the ramp to the ring!! They enter the ring and half of them grab Cassandra and get the chair away from her and throw it to the outside!! The rest of the guards are standing in front of Jay to block any more attack from Cassandra. Cassandra with a serious expression then rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Once she is on the stage, she turns around to give one final look to Jay before the credits.
Show fades out.
