Post by Rumpke on Feb 9, 2022 15:54:22 GMT -5
Titans opening show begins ramping up in the Climate Pledge Arena located at Seattle Washington. Black Stone Cherry performing their hit, "White Trash Millionaire". The fans are jumping up and down as they loudly sing along with the song.
RW: Welcome ladies and gentleman to Titan's 128th episode. Tonight we'll have everyone's favorite superstar, Emerson trying to take on one of SFT's sleeping giants, Saint Jude!
JC: The second match will see a triple threat match between Louis Cypher, Rumpke and "SFT's Intercontinental Champion", Twilight!
RW: And for the main event of this evening, we're going to finally get to see Cassandra return to the ring! She will be going up against "SFT's Hardcore Champion", Travis Deacon-Hall who has been tough to beat lately!
JC: I can't wait to see all three of these matches and lucky for us; we don't have to wait too long for the beginning!
Saint Jude vs. Emerson Embry (standard match)
Kryptonite hits as out comes Emerson to a huge pop from the crowd.
RW: Fans showing love for Emerson.
After Emerson gets in the ring, the ballad by Testament hits as out comes Saint Jude. The fans are all silent with their hands up in the air making a circle.
As Jude is making his way down to the ring there is also somewhat of a commotion in the seats.
RW: Whats going on.
From the crowd we see Redd, Redd making his way down to ringside, sitting in the front row.
JC: Wow its been a long time since Redd has been around.
Jude pays no attention to Redd as he gets in the ring. The ref goes over the rules and the bell sounds off.
RW: Here we go.
Emerson is quick to start as he nails a running forearm then waits for Jude to turn around and nails him with a clothesline.
JC: Em starting it off here tonight.
Em climbs the turnbuckle then hits a double axe handle off the 2nd turnbuckle. Emerson hits a neckbreaker!
RW: whoa!
Em with the cover the ref counts 1……...2………..kickout!
JC: very very close.
RW: Not close enough though.
Emerson gets up and slowly so does Jude.
JC: The tide has turned solely for Emerson.
Emerson with a roundhouse kick but Jude ducks it and catches Em in the neck and hits a chokeslam!
RW: Whoa nelly!
Jude covers Em the ref counts 1…..2….3!
Winner: Jude via pin.
As Jude gets up he turns his attention to Redd, but Redd has already left his seat and is nowhere to be seen.
Twilight vs. Louis Cypher vs. Rumpke(Triple threat non-title match)
Titans comes back from commercial to see Louis Cypher, Rumpke and Twilight all in their individual corners of the ring. The referee calls for the bell. Both men gradually move towards each other before Cypher and Twilight both begin to double-team Rumpke. They repeatedly punch and kick at him until he's backed into a corner. It's only moments later until they've got him beat down onto the ground.
RW: That's a smart move, taking Rumpke out of the equation like that.
Cypher suddenly grabs Twilight belly to back before he suplexes the man. He then quickly kicks Rumpke in the face before turning back around to focus on Twilight who is already up and running at Cypher. Not even a second later, the Intercontinental Champion close-lines Cypher so hard that he's knocked onto Rumpke who's still sitting in the corner, stunned.
RW: Our champion now has control of this match!
Twilight pulls Cypher up to his feet before tossing him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. The IC champ then turns to focus on Rumpke who is currently getting back up to his feet. Twilight quickly snatches Rumpke's head up before hitting him with a DDT. After the devastating blow, it's all that Rumpke can do to roll out of the ring. He lands hard on the ringside's concrete floor.
JC: Wow, Rumpke is having a lot of trouble getting any kind of offense going in this match. He's showing a lot of ring-rust.
The dazed brawler looks under the ring apron.
RW: What's he looking for? Surely he knows weapons aren't allowed in this match...
Rumpke struggles to pull out a cooler, he opens it up and out comes a fifth of Kentucky Cornshine that he immediately begins drinking. The crowd cheers loudly as if they're trying to get Twilight's attention to go look at what's going on outside of the ring but the Intercontinental Champion is busy trying to get out of a sleeper hold that Cypher has applied.
The referee asks Twilight if he wants to submit despite knowing that Twilight won't give up. Seconds later, Twilight breaks free from the hold only to get a kick in the gut from Cypher who then delivers a vicious impact DDT. Twilight's face is now covered in blood from the latest move.
JC: What's Rumpke got in his hand!?! Look out Louis!!!
It's too late, Cypher is quickly spun around and nailed with a hard-hitting hook punch that connected perfectly. The heavy blow causes Cypher to fall straight to the ground. Rumpke pins Cypher and throws what looks like a pair of brass knuckes out of the ring while the referee is busy counting.
Referee: 1..2..3!
Winner: Rumpke
RW: How did the referee not see Rumpke use those brass knuckles!?!
JC: Too be honest, it all happened so fast that I didn't see them being used either...
Cassandra vs. Travis Deacon Hall (non-title match)
"Bulletproof" by Godsmack hits the arena and the fans cheer loud as Cassandra comes onto the stage. She stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, then walks down to the ring. She gets up onto the side of the ring, then enters through the ropes. She looks out at the fans while keeping a serious expression on her face.
Rockhouse by Frank Shelley plays over the arena as Travis Deacon Hall makes his way out to the ring followed by his wife Melissa Hall. Travis then hands Melissa the SFT Hardcore title before he climbs into the ring.
The referee calls for the bell and both Cassandra as well as Travis begin moving toward each other. They lock up and Cassandra is instantly threw to the ground by the larger champion. Cassandra immediately flips up to her feet only to get nailed by a hard-hitting close-line that plants her firmly on her back. Travis takes a moment to show boat as Melissa Hall claps excitedly for her husband while the fans boo at him.
JC: Travis needs to get on the ball.
RW: Indeed, I feel like he's underestimating a woman that's done well for herself in the past.
Travis goes to kick Cassandra who catches his foot before she hits his other leg with a sweep. While on the ground, Cassandra suddenly applies a leg-lock that lights Travis's eyes up as he lets out a yell from the sudden pain. The referee asks Travis if he would like to submit as Cassandra applies more pressure that prompts Travis to loudly yell out, "no".
Cassandra is able to keep the larger, Travis Deacon-Hall grounded as she continues to apply pressure. Travis tries to kick her with his free leg a few times and each attempt is fruitless because she dodges the attempts. Travis then begins to pull both her and himself to the ropes. Cassandra ramps up the pressure even more as Travis continues to yell while he inches closer to the bottom rope. Then, before he can get there; Cassandra suddenly releases the hold and quickly jumps to her feet. She wastes no time to squarely deliver a front-kick to Travis's face that rocks his world.
Cassandra climb up to the top-rope while Travis lays on the mat.
JC: I sense a risky move about to take place!
The crowd begins cheering and flashes of lights from camera's all over the arena begin going off as Cassandra leaps up and does a flip in the air going for a 460 splash that doesn't find it's mark. Instead, Travis rolls out of the way and she hits the mat extremely hard. A good number of the fans can be heard yelling "Aww" as she lays face-down on the mat.
RW: That was an exciting move to see attempted but I'm sure that Cassandra is regretting her decision to attempt pulling off such a move.
Meanwhile, Travis pulls his-self up to his feet and reveals a slight limp as he takes the time to walk off the pain. Moments later, Travis peels Cassandra up off of the floor only to be nailed with a low-blow. She then grabs Travis's head and quickly DDT's him into the mat.
Travis is down flat on his face as Cassandra motions that it's time for her finisher.
RW: Nighty night, Travis! Time to sleep.
Cassandra picks up Travis and knocks him out with the pedigree RIGHT in the middle of the ring. But before she could go for the cover "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits in the arena as the crowd explodes with a mixed of a reaction. A Vroom of Superbike can be heard from backstage until it emerges right from the entrance curtain. The bike is all red in color and so was the suit of the rider, wearing a dual sport helmet.
JC: Wait a minute! Did we have any rumors about Undertaker's badass persona getting revived on SFT here tonight?
RW: John, Taker never rode a superbike.
The biker purposefully accelerate the engine at high speeds so as to create loud engine noises and create distraction. Cassandra having no idea what's going on the ramp, looks at the referee and asks for a legitimate explanation of what is actually going on. The biker runs the motor vehicle to the ramp until he reaches the ring-side and starts circling around Cassandra, the referee, and half-dead Travis Hall.
RW: I think that's Jonathan Rea, came here to watch this match LIVE!
JC: What if that's Candace in disguise?
RW: But she's all Egyptian! Why would she come an this American Badass theme song?
John Cartright: That's why I used the word "DISGUISE" Randy.
RW: Oh well!
The music slowly dies as the referee tries to engage with the biker, until he takes his helmet off but quite slowly.
RW: Its JAY IMPACT!!!!
JC: That's Canadian Badass!
The camera pans around the arena with some shocking reaction from the fans. But Cassandra seems to realize all that as she stares Jay back with quite of a reaction and taunts him stay away from her match. Jay walks upto the announcer table and snatches the mic from the timekeeper.
Jay Impact: Hey! Look! Don't consider me your enemy. Atleast not tonight. Because I came here with a gift for you. You wanna see it?
Cassandra yells with a big NO!
JCt: Come on Cassandra, if you didn't like it, you can give it to me.
RW: What if he's here to give her a sanitary napkin.
JC: Oh well!
Jay Impact gives an evil smirk on his face and then slowly unzips his jacket and then takes it off only to receive a strong reaction from the crowd and some good laugh. He is wearing a white T-Shirt that reads "#Poopandra".
Jay Impact: Now, all of you people, get your phones out and make it a number one trending tag on Twitter. And as for your Cassandra, so you really need to turn around.
Cassandra who was deadly engaged with Impact almost forgot about her opponent and suddenly turns around only to receive a Last Call Superkick by Travis Deacon Hall. Travis picks up Cassandra and knocks her out with a Deacon Buster and rolls both of her legs to make the pinfall.
Referee: 1..2..3!
Winner: Travis Deacon-Hall!
Jay exits ring-side while laughing at what transpired. Travis is in the ring celebrating his victory with his wife.
JC: Damn-it Jay! He screwed up Cassandra's return to greatness! If I'm Cassandra, I'd be going after Jay for everything he's done to me!
RW: Oh, I'm sure that'll happen soon John, just like I'm positive that's exactly what Jay wants to happen. It'll be a great match to see! #makeithappen!
Randy pauses for a moment.
RW: Anyways, that's it for this evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for tuning in to Titan's 128th episode. Tune in next week to see what happens next! Good night!
Titans fades to black.
