SFT Presents: Monday Night Chaos (Ep10, 22/05/2017)

Black Hole Sun starts as the once frenzied crowd calms down. They start to sing along with the Soundgarden song. Its a good tribute for the fallen Cornell.

RW and JC whisper the words to the song as well and when its over there is a moment of silence.

RW: Well folks just a few days ago we awoke to the news that Chris Cornell took his own life, its a sad day for fans and for metal music in general.

JC: What else is there to say. And yet life will go on, but he will be remembered. But tonight its time to start Chaos.

RW: Yes it is. And what a night it promises to be.

JC: Tonight, the recent force that is Lucas Balkan will be taking on Glenn Owen for the SFT World Title. It promises to be one hell of a match up.

RW: Both of these guys are pumped. The legend that is Glenn Owen vs Lucas Balkan, who's basically made his way through the entire roster since our rebirth.

JC: Indeed, it's going to be one hell of a night folks. But before any of that we have three more great matchups lined up for you. The first of which is about to start. So stayed tuned folks and grab yourself a....

RW: JOHN.... remember..... what I said!

JC: (Looking at Randy reluctantly before looking back at the camera). Beer, grab yourself a beer folks.

RW: There you go John, for the first time in a few weeks you've started the show and not made yourself look like a pale faced liberal.

JC: Gonna be one of those nights tonight is it!

JC: Ok folks well we’re ready for our first match of the evening! What a way to kick off Chaos, a triple threat match.

RW: You always seem to damn excited don’t you John! Although I must admit this should be a good match.

We sit and wait patiently for the wrestlers to appear but nothing happens. Randy starts whistling to himself!

JC: Randy, what are you doing man!

RW: I’m bored! Where the hell are they?

Suddenly we cut backstage and see Twilight emerging from the locker room, as he leaves and walks down the corridor we see Mr Amazing laying in the floor in the office. Then suddenly Emerson appears from the same room and makes his way

towards the ring!

JC: Oh my god! What the hell’s happened. Mr Amazing is out of it!

RW: Well it’s not like he’s been around much! Looks like he might not even make it to this match.

JC: Seems Twilight and Emerson may have taken matters into their own hands!

Back in the arena both me walk to the ring one after another. Twilight goes up to the ref and has a word in his ear. Then the referee signals for the bell to ring and the match begins.

RW: Seems like it’s a one on one after all John.

As soon as the bell rings both me run at each other, Twilight gets Emerson into a headlock, but Emerson reverses and puts the same move on Twilight. After a few moments he counters and pushes Emerson forward, Emerson goes into the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline on his return, but Twilight ducks and both me turn around and look at each other in the ring. For a few moments they simply stare each other down.

Are you tired of other people thinking you don’t love your country? Do you ever get the feeling that you're walking down the street and people don’t think you’re a true patriot! Well it’s time to put an end to those days my friend, and start to show the world what it means to be a TRUE patriot!

As we return to the main arena, Both men are already in the ring.


RW: Lets see if Jackson can get his groove back as they say.

JC: No doubt, its an important match for him but also for Jack Jones who has struggled as of late.


The bell rings and we begin.

Jackson starts it off with a lunging forearm then a standing clotheline. Jack hits the matt hard. Jackson with a guillotine leg drop he covers but only gets a 1 count.


RW: yeah too early in the match.


Jackson with a lionsault off the second rope and again covers and this time gets a 2 count. Jackson tries an elbow drop but Jack rolls out of the way and kicks Jackson in the face with a heel. Jack catches Jackson as he falls back and nails a drop toe hold and then rolls his knee across his neck!


JC: cut off the air flow, smart!


Jack locks in a sleeper hold and now is going to try and cut this match extremely short. Jackson though gets to his knees and starts trying to stand up, he gets one leg up and with the other he uses it to push Jack back into the corner and squashes him breaking the hold!

We come back from commercial just as the final notes of Into the Jungle are playing and Mason Randal is stretching in the corner of the ring, waiting for Robert Saints.

RW: This is Mason’s first match in a while, hopefully he’s not too rusty!

JC: I’m sure he won’t be!

Line in the Sand by Motorhead plays over the arena as Robert Saints and his wife Kelly Robinson make their way out to the entrance ramp as red pyro hits down the sides of the entrance ramp making it's way towards the ring as Robert Saints and his wife Kelly Robinson now make their way down the entrance ramp to the ring. Robert Saints bounces onto the ring apron and then enters between the top and middle ropes into the ring as Kelly Robinson stands up onto the ring apron and does her trademark split under the bottom rope and then Kelly Robinson exits the ring and waits in her husband's corner.

RW: Game on!

Mason Randal and Robert Saints circle each other as the bell rings. Mason charges towards Robert but he ducks under his attempted clothesline and as Mason turns round, he hits him square on the jaw with the Saints Row superkick.

RW: Holy crap! This match might be over!

Robert covers Mason.

1......

2......

Kick out!

RW: Oh my!

JC: Great fight by Mason Randal!

Robert looks horrified that Mason kicked out and he screams at Mason as he waits for him to get back to his feet. Mason looks dazed and confused as he gets up and stumbles towards Robert Saints who hits him with the Viper Cutter!

RW: This time, surely!

1......

2......

3......

The ref rings the bell to signal the end of the match

WINNER: ROBERT SAINTS

JC: What a win for Robert Saints!

RW: He’s really justifying the hype, he’s the number one contender for the IC title remember!

JC: Yeah, Lucas Balkan better be in top form!

JC: Ok Randy, here we go, it's time. The match we have all been waiting for. t's time for our main event!

RW: This is going to be one hell of a match John. I'm telling you, I've been waiting for this all week.

The arena lights cut suddenly.

The screen momentarily goes dark but flickers into light, TV static, as the brooding, Eastern music fulls the arena. The static lasts for 30 seconds while a large black eagle’s silhouette fades into shot.

As the lights come back on to the Prophecy by Soulfly, the eagle fades away, replaced by one word.

BALKAN

When the vocals start, Lucas Balkan brushes the curtain aside and walks out onto the ramp with his hood up. He pauses, listening to the crowd before moving further towards the ring. Grainy images of border walls and shadowy men in dark hoodies, of cigarette smoke and eagle claws, dance on the big screen above him.

Lucas walks slowly to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and stares blankly into the crowd.

He pulls off his t-shirt and tosses it out of the ring leans back against the turnbuckle, staring directly above him.

The fans greet him with a large mix of boos and cheers.


JC: Mixed reaction by the fans.

RW: I heard Glenn is coming out to a new song tonight, wonder what it is?


And on que we hear the late great David Bowie singing his Under Pressure song.

Glenn comes out, he slaps a few hands but mostly keeps his eyes on his opponent as he enters the ring. Glenn steps in totally focused on his opponent.


JC: You can cut the tension with a knife. They stand toe to toe.


The bell rings and the match officially starts.


RW: This will be epic.


Glenn starts it off with a back forearm followed by an arm drag take down. Glenn locks the shoulder and puts his knee to the back of him. Glenn looks to try and dislocate the shoulder!


JC: Smart thinking, TKO the match early.


Lucas in an extreme amount of pain. Lucas starts pulling forward himself, not waiting for Glenn to do it.


RW: What is he doing?

JC: oh god, I think im going to be sick.


Lucas screams as his shoulder goes from his back to his front.


RW: He dislocated it himself!

JC: He aint all there is he?


Glenn lets go, surprised as anyone else.


Lucas stands up, his left shoulder limp like a sack of potatoes. His left arm dangling like spagetti. Lucas walks to the corner and takes a deep breath then bangs his shoulder into the turnbuckle so hard it shakes the ring, we see his shoulder pop back into place! As he screams in pain.


RW: Now I think i'm going to be sick.

JC: Join the club, I preferred it when you were calling me Susan!

RW: What!!!

Thank you for watching the 10th episode of Strike Fantasy Towers Chaos. Produced by Glenn Owen & Joseph Black. Special mention to Lucas Balkan and all voters this week.

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