Post by Rumpke on Aug 15, 2021 13:43:41 GMT -5
I.) Introduction:
If I'm being 100% honest with everyone, I've got a lot of more-important things that I could be doing with my time instead of sitting here. Waiting to hear some sort of brilliance from a dumb robot like Robert Saints... While I not only listen to Mr. Saint's nonsense, I "also", have better things to do other than, shooting this poor little, Toothless Viper, onto the ground... Yet! Sadly, I don't really have much of a choice other than to make sure that Mr. Saints pays for his transgressions last Tuesday Night. I already know that I can consistently wipe the floor with him. I've got nothing to prove in this situation against the nitwit, Robert Saints.
Those more-important/better tasks, that I could tackle instead of handling SFT's, "Village Idiot", Robert Saints. They could be anything from essential improvements to my health, mind and body; to taking a big, stinky, crap!! Anyways, I've got to do something, one way or another to punish this lame piss-ant that never learns... He's still spouting off a lot of the same ole junk he has always spit out.
II.) Same shit from Robert, it's just a different decade, that's all:
Heck, from the first moment when I read the card for this Titans; I already had a generalized idea of what Robert Saints was going to say when he turns the microphone on... The main theme, it was going to be similar to what he's always said for over a decade now...
Example:
1.) He's got to throw in his fourth generation wrestling status at least once but sometimes he says it more than once. It's as if he really wants to try using that weak quote to show us how superior he is to us. Heck, that was even his "reason" for why a drunk hillbilly like me won't beat him...
A.) No Robert, being a fourth generation wrestler isn't a reason of why I wouldn't beat you... But, I'll tell you what could've been a good reason of why I wouldn't of beaten you.
That's because I might have pitied you and simply not shown up, which would have given you the victory by default. Yet, that's not going to happen this time, it can't since you had to stick your big nose where it didn't belong last Titans. So, we can no longer use what could have been an actual reason of why I wouldn't of beaten you because there's just simply no reason why I won't beat you this match.
Mr. Saints, you're stupidity; always, makes me feel extremely bad for you, when I come up against you. The reason for this is because you simply don't stand a chance against me, if I simply put 15-20 percent of what I can do, into our matches. Truthfully, I want to pity you instead of ripping you apart but sadly for both of us. I'm not able to pity you until after this match is over.
III.) Yawn:
Anyways, back to the whole, "fourth generation wrestler", statement that Robert wants to constantly wear out. Now, he will change things up slightly after that but even then; he repeats some sort of useless quote that he wore out 9-10 years ago. Something along the lines of...
a.) I know all of the tricks in wrestling, nothing can get past me.
b.) That means I can outwork anyone in the ring.
c.) He has forgotten more in the business than any of us have ever known.
d.) Or some other repetitively lame declarative nonsense that he or his slow family/friends have worn out over the years...
Anyways, since I already had a good idea of what this blockhead was going to say; this match-up of Robert Saints vs myself; it wasn't a fair one, at all... It's not fair for Robert Saints because I'll walk, not run or jump but walk circles, right around him with ease. He's far too predictable in the ring to be capable of being any sort of threat to me.
I do realize that this imbecile named Robert has picked up some victories and even titles along his unimpressive SFT career. For some odd reason, Mr. Saints lets those meager victories get to his head. They seem to make him feel as if he's accomplished a lot in this business when the truth is, he's actually accomplished very little.
To be honest with you all, I would bet that this toothless viper has been hit over the head, extremely hard, far too many times, for far too long. He always seems to completely forget about how many times he's been systematically dismantled in the past by most of the SFT Veterans here, myself included. It's as if he's got amnesia from all the heavy blows that his head has taken over the years.
Truthfully, Robert Saints doesn't have talent and he rarely ever truly beats his opponents because he was better then them. A few rare times, he's done that but the opponents he has done this against are border-line forgettable, much like Robert. Yet, when a veteran actually comes at Robert. If they are trying, Robert simply loses. That's just the way it is.
If people are still losing to Robert Saints. Then the reason is likely one of the following things:
1.) Robert's opponent is too busy to care if they win or lose to an idiot like him.
2.) Robert's opponent, feels sorry for the dumb imbecile that is incapable of evolving.
3.) Robert's opponent simply wants to throw the dumb-ass a bone so they can keep him coming back to SFT...
Note that occasionally, Robert might beat out someone like Jamo who has seemed to try in the past but that's a rare example. Most of the reasons are the three I listed above this.
IV.) The Conclusion:
Mr. Saints is obviously not a challenge to me now, he never has been either. Even when I was an inexperienced jobber in this business; back in the SFW days. When I had far more flaws in my game of every nature. That young me, it would have still wiped the floor with the most experienced form of Robert Saints...
That's because, Robert Saints, and all of his delusional feelings of self-importance, won't change the fact that; at his best; Robert is nothing more than, a lazy as well as arrogantly stupid, poor excuse of a jobber; who won't bother putting in actual work to improve the capabilities that he has always lacked in the ring. And that's all there is to it....
