SFT Presents: Monday Night Chaos (Ep9, 08/05/2017)

The pyros explode as the camera cuts to the arena. Fans all around us are standing in their feet cheering. The camera pans over to the announcer’s table right down at ringside. John Cartright is about to open the show, and he’s sitting next to Randy White who’s dressed in a bright red, white and blue, sparkling jumper with a flashing USA flag hat.

RW: ok our first match of the night features two former wall members in the return of one of the few founding fathers left, goes by the name Redd!

JC: Its good to see him back, Redd dates back all the way to SFW, one of the last remaining bits of our history.

RW: So lets get this show on the road!


We hear Friends in Low Places hit as Jack Jones makes his way to the ring! We see Redd come out from the crowd and is waiting for Jack halfway down the rampway.


JC: uh oh.

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We come back from commercials and Mr Amazing and Jackson Kent are standing in the ring, ready for their match to start. The two men glare at each other from opposite sides of the ring as the referee calls for the bell.

RW: Well folks up next is a triple threat match for the #1 contendership to the Intercontinental Championship.

JC: It should be quite the matchup, all three men have been quite impressive, to say the least.


All three men are in the ring. The ref quickly goes over the rules and before you know it the bell rings.


RW: And away we go!


Twilight starts it off with a mule kick on Robert and a backend forearm on Emerson. Twilight with a backflip hitting Robert under his chin with his feet.


JC: Where did Twilight learn the new moves?

RW: maybe from some gymnist?

JC: possibly.


Robert gets up and clotheslines the flipping Twilight hard, almost taking his neck off!


RW: Vicious.

JC: Vicious? Where where?!

RW: not Vicious the wrestler, vicious clothesline.

JC: Oh, man dont get me excited like that.


Robert with a side kick on Emerson as Emerson tumbles into the turnbuckels. Robert now takes charge with a standing suplex on Twilight. He scoops up Emerson for a quick scoop slam! He covers Emerson as the ref counts

1………...

2………………

kickout!


RW: Close one!


Robert now with a shining wizard kick on Twilight as he was getting up


JC: Did Robert spend time in China or Japan. I dont remember that move on his list.

RW: Robert seems the type to always show up with at least one surprise.


Emerson tacklets Robert from behind and puts a knee to the back of his head.


JC: talk about a vicious move.


Emerson helps Robert up and uses the ropes for momentum and hits a nice bulldog!


RW: Nice!


Emerson rolls over Robert and the ref counts...

1…………..

2……………...

kickout!


JC: close but no.


Twilight gets in on the action as he guillotine leg drops Robert and the ref counts 1………...2...kickout again by Robert.


RW: impressive, Robert is taking some punishment and keeps hanging out.

JC: But how long can he hold on?


Twilight and Emerson have avoided each other so far. But Twilight dropkicks Emerson as he flies out of the ring. As Twilight turns around he's met by a standing Robert, and Robert hits him with his Saints Row, Twilight falls hard, Robert smiles and covers him as the ref counts....

1………….

2…………..

3!!!

WINNER: ROBERT SAINTS

RW: Wow that ended abruptly!

JC: With that type of move, they rarely end slowly.

RW: True

Robert celebrates with his lovely beauty as they exit the ring.

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RW: Main event time.

JC: And what a match this should be.


Unforgiven by Metallica hits as we see Saint Jude start to make his way to the ring.


RW: New music from Saint Jude, interesting choice.


The lights dim and Prophecy by Soulfly hits as Lucas Balkan emerges to a nice mix of boos and cheers.


JC: And here comes our IC champ.


Lucas makes his way down to the ring and stays in his corner. The bell rings and the match has begun.


RW: No wasting time tonight.


Jude runs and flies with a lariat and nails him straight on. Jude does not try for a cover as he picks up Lucas and hits an inverted suplex.


JC: Ahh had he done it slingshot style we know he was paying homage too.

RW: Legion……

JC: One word says it all.


Jude covers this time. And the ref starts his count

1………….

2………..

kickout!


RW: Man that was too close for comfort.


Jude smiles as he gets up, he lets Balkan get up and he bull rushes him but Balkan with a nice roundhouse kick as he then does a drop toe hold on Jude! Lucas now with a knee across the throat!


JC: very vicious.

RW: Cruel and unusual punishment.


Lucas now with picks up Jude and hits a powerbomb!


JC: Hello Nelly!


Lucas now covers Jude and we count

1………….

2……………..

kickout!


RW: Jude does not lose so easily.


Lucas now waits for Jude to slowly get up and spears him!


JC: Someone get the baseball commissioner, because Jude is now a fly ball and aint coming back to orbit any time soon.


Lucas climbs the turnbuckle and flies off with swan dive, but Jude picks up his legs at the last moment. Jude crawls to Lucas and rolls him over and drapes an arm. The ref counts...

1………...

2………..

kickout!


RW: Match is pretty even so far.


From out of the crowd we see Redd jump the rail. And stands by ringside.


JC: Uh oh, this aint good.

RW: No its not.


Jude gets up and as Lucas is getting back up he jumps up and pushes Lucas's face full force back on the mat, face first.


JC: Whoa


The ref is checking on Lucas as Jude gets to his corner, suddenly Redd grabs a steel chair from ringside and climbs the steps and Jude isnt seeing him, Redd lifts the chair and hits Jude over the head.

RW: holy cr@p!


Jude stumbles about, Lucas slowly starts to get up and sees Redd walking back with chair still in hand. Jude drops to the mat almost knocked out, Lucas goes over and covers him, and is surprised to get the three count. At this moment Lucas understands what has happened and does not celebrate his win very much, he gets out of the ring and runs after Redd and double axe handles him.

WINNER: LUCAS BALKAN

Thank you for watching the 9th episode of Strike Fantasy Towers Chaos. Produced by Glenn Owen & Joseph Black. Special mention to Lucas Balkan and all the voters/writers this week. 

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