Post by Shrimp on Jan 24, 2021 19:03:18 GMT -5
(The scene opens up at the Royal Farms Arena during a SFT dark show. Fans are seen cheering for the current competitors, two local young men who are not only providing a service to the fans of Baltimore but they're also trying out for SFT as the go on putting on what has been a decent match thus far. Then suddenly, we hear someone say, "Okay, it's time for you boys to get out of what could have easily been, my ring"!)
(Moments later, we see "The Shrimp", Rick Craig come walking out onto the top of the ramp with a microphone in his hand while the fans go silent. Both of the wrestlers have stopped with their wrestling contest to look at this short shrimp, who's currently looking out at all of the fans while he smirks.)
~Shrimp~ Baltimore, Maryland; My hometown...
(The fans cheer interrupt Shrimp by cheering loudly as Shrimp's face suddenly shows a look of disgust!)
~Shrimp~ 82.7% of you idiots voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris; who are not only two of the least qualified individuals to run the country but they're also two of the most racist candidates that we seen in this election... Therefor, I denounce most of what used to be my hometown city!!!
(The crowd begins booing loudly while Shrimp continues on).
~Shrimp~ Well, all except for the 10.3% of you who voted for the proven/better candidates; Donald Trump and Mike Pence! Those of you who voted for them, you're okay in my book!
(Suddenly, some cheers are heard amongst the boos. Seconds later, the majority of fans in attendance start rioting like the American far-left extremists that they are...)
~Shrimp~ Run Trump voters, run! The terrorists are showing their true colors now and once again! Go and regroup, one of these days; the right will finally get sick of the lefts ridiculous bullshit and America will have another Civil War... Heck, we all know what happened the last time a war between both sides broke out! The Republican's freed the "black slaves" from the Democratic Confederates! Yet, you idiots, black, white, brown and yellow; no, scratch that last bit; Asian's are smart enough to realize who's the the true racists around here but the rest of you imbeciles who voted Democrat; Just because Joe Biden and Kamala proclaim, or tell you what to think in the form of that the Republican party is racist party...
~Shrimp~ Did any of you clowns listening to me, right now; know that there's 47 years of dirt on, "Joe Biden"? Hell, did any of you realize that, Joe Biden's; Governance, scared Kamala Harris so much while she was running for the Democratic Nominee that it made her do everything but break out and cry during the Democratic Convention. Her disdain, it was towards a guy who was also running for the Democratic, Presidential, Nominee;... Joe "Ridiculous" Biden...
~Shrimp~ Shit... So, let's re-cap this; just so we can get this right... The guy who hurt your current Vice President which; "eventually" endorsed your current President; hate's the President of the United States? Will us "racist" Republican's bail that dirty old white supremacist out? Fuck no! He's your problem Baltimore! Why don't all of you idiots raise up again and take care of; "Quid, Pro, Joe"... After-all; you fucking morons should have to clean your own mess up when you finally realize that you supported such a spineless coward who has no respect for the law!
(The crowd is getting hostile ever further as some idiots; who haven't picked a side; blindly watch on in confusion as if they've got no idea what, "Shrimp" is talking about... Shrimp quickly points that out...)
~Shrimp~ Look at those clueless fucks that have no idea how personal this is. Fuck! I'd bet that those clown's didn't even vote! Hell, I guess it's good that they're keeping their uneducated mouth shut then because those sheep would likely vote for Biden simply because Trump isn't a likeable guy!
(Shrimp pauses as he spots someone in the crowd who is staying in place, defending their space against all comers like a bad ass.)
~Shrimp~ Look at this guy, he's a Trump supporter, for sure!
(We watch and listen as the guy yells, "Make America Great Again!!" just before he blasts another presumed American Democrat in the face! Yet, Sadly, he was overran by a crowd of thuggish American Democrats.)
~Shrimp~ What a bunch of pussies! You guys remind me of my opponent this week, his name is Louis Cypher. That guy, he's such a dumbass, hell; he thinks of himself as evil incarnate... What a load of crap, Cypher is always trying to spin some garbage like that while he constantly sits around with his thumb up his ass. This idiot, who ignorantly called me stupid, has constantly looked at himself in the mirror. The delusional punk, he always thinks he looks something like this.
~Shrimp~ I don't know who the fuck Cypher think he's kidding when he tries to pass his faulty portrayal of himself onto all of us. It's obvious that Louis is a butt-ugly little puppy dog who can't really do anything to stop me in the ring. His best attempt's consisted of calling me "stupid shrimp" after he failed to knock off Bubba from Forrest Gump... Gee-sh man, you had one job man or woman? Regardless cupcake, you miserably failed to even put up anything that would represent a challenge.. Then again, everyone here in SFT knows you for being a slacker and us from the Indy circuit have always known that you belonged there. You've not won a title in a long time, you simply can't compete at the pro-level... That's been a proven fact for what, two or three years now; something like that! You simply suck a big one, dumb cunt and you've got no business being in a match with me and that'll be a proven fact here this next Titans!
~Shrimp~ By the way, dear buttercup; do you know what we all see when we look at you? Go ahead and look on, punk!
(Suddenly, all of the rioting terrorists and Trump supporters stop fighting as they look at the latest picture up on the Strike-Tron. All is quiet only for a moment when every single person in the arena bursts out with laughter, including Shrimp!)
~Shrimp~ You hear that Louis!?!? Even, "The Democrats" are laughing at you! And, while I disagree with them a lot of the time, this is one moment where I'll completely agree with them! You are absolutely, pitiful! Not only that, you're also; undeniably, pathetic! And!, I won't have any mercy on you just because you're delusional about being able to compete with me in the ring!
You'll learn real quick, that you've got no business at all; being in the ring with me. I'm simply too much for your fragile mind to fathom, I am, "The Shrimp", Rick Craig! And while you'll be planning on trying your best but the best you can do; it simply isn't enough to compete in even the high school level, yet alone in the pro's; against me! So, after this butt stomping that won't be pleasant for you, why don't you simply hang up that little cane of yours so you don't have to be embarrassed anymore. You'd be doing a favor, staying out of the light's view because you can't even put a competent sentence together!
You've been exposed by a guy, "who hasn't even shot a promo in SFT, yet". By the way, that was a lie, I know you like to try lying and sadly a lot of people let you get by with it but I won't! You should do some fucking research instead of continually being exposed as the ignorant little boy that you are! I'm not your friend and neither are those who won't tell you what I'll tell you; which is exactly what you need to hear!
~Shrimp~ Louis, why don't you go get a clue, stay away from me; I'm a powder-keg that's ready to blow! you've been schooled; Easily... Game, set, match cocksucker!
(Shrimp walks backstage as the two no-named wrestlers stop laughing at, "The Joker", Louis Cypher. Moments later, they both begin resuming their match.)
