Post by louiscypher on Dec 23, 2020 19:04:23 GMT -5
Louis is seen at home watching TV. Some college basketball game is on but he seems to not be paying too much attention to it. He seems distant and bored.
“Hello there again SFT fans around the world. Your old pal Louis here coming to you live from my home in beautiful New Orleans. This city is grand as am I. What can I say but I do love me some me. But sadly I am not in the best of moods, why is that you ask? Well to put it plainly, I am in a foul mood due to the holiday that is upon us. I dislike Christmas, for all the obvious reasons of course. Celebrating the birth of someone who I know did not exist and then add on the whole Santa Claus thing and it just adds salt to the wound. I never let my own kids believe in Santa, better they knew the truth early no rather then have them believe in a lie.”
“Speaking of lies, the old legend that just came back, has spoken up. Well good for you there Legendman. So many so called legends return and then just never really do anything of note, like Nirvana and Reno Destiny, and who knows who else came back and disappeared just as quickly. Legends are overrated, lets hope you are not. Already you are ahead of the game for the most part. But the real test will be if you can keep it up and not let up. So many come out with guns blazing then fizzle out by their second match. Which will you be? The one who can keep it up or the one who fizzles out like a soda in the sun with no bottle cap? Ha!”
Anyway I am in such a grinchy mood I dont even have the ability to even come up with good zingers right now. I really cannot stress how much I have utter disdain for this holiday. Consider yourself lucky Mr. Legend sir.
Goodnight and to all an awful night and an awful holiday
Fade to angry
“Hello there again SFT fans around the world. Your old pal Louis here coming to you live from my home in beautiful New Orleans. This city is grand as am I. What can I say but I do love me some me. But sadly I am not in the best of moods, why is that you ask? Well to put it plainly, I am in a foul mood due to the holiday that is upon us. I dislike Christmas, for all the obvious reasons of course. Celebrating the birth of someone who I know did not exist and then add on the whole Santa Claus thing and it just adds salt to the wound. I never let my own kids believe in Santa, better they knew the truth early no rather then have them believe in a lie.”
“Speaking of lies, the old legend that just came back, has spoken up. Well good for you there Legendman. So many so called legends return and then just never really do anything of note, like Nirvana and Reno Destiny, and who knows who else came back and disappeared just as quickly. Legends are overrated, lets hope you are not. Already you are ahead of the game for the most part. But the real test will be if you can keep it up and not let up. So many come out with guns blazing then fizzle out by their second match. Which will you be? The one who can keep it up or the one who fizzles out like a soda in the sun with no bottle cap? Ha!”
Anyway I am in such a grinchy mood I dont even have the ability to even come up with good zingers right now. I really cannot stress how much I have utter disdain for this holiday. Consider yourself lucky Mr. Legend sir.
Goodnight and to all an awful night and an awful holiday
Fade to angry
