Post by Shrimp on Nov 30, 2020 15:58:54 GMT -5
("Livewire" by ACDC begins blasting over the "arena's" sound system. Upon hearing this theme music, most fans are clueless because they've not heard this song from any current contender in the past. Even though they don't know, some of the fans automatically begin booing. Likely, this is because of how Rumpke and Louis Cypher change songs just as much as Joe Biden changes his stance on policy of all sorts!)
(~~Narrator~~) Were these fans thinking about Joe Biden already while (they were booing) "The Shrimp", Rick Craig walks through the curtain and out onto the top of the rampway? Perhaps, but his shirt greatly pissed them off. It read, "Keep America Great" in bold words. Maybe, these fans realised how badly Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as well as the Democratic party had duped them. Were they thinking about what could've been many of ignorant voters already from this supposed record amount of votes seen versus all elections?
(~~Narrator~~) Perhaps, these people were booing at the thought of having an incompetently flexible dementia patient for a president, a man who has constantly proven himself to be the wrong candidate for any government position over his 47 year span of politics. If only, the fans in attendance were smart enough to realize this. Sadly, that's not the case. These people aren't even capable of understanding their own incompetence...
(~~Narrator~~) With all of this being being said, the ANTIFA fail-squad in attendance tonight, they are likely; not only booing at SFT's newest superstars choice of a shirt but probably even the man himself. Regardless, this little guy, Shrimp. He grins from ear to ear as he walks down the rampway, it appears as if he's on the verge of laughing while observing those booing at him.
~Shrimp~ Dallas, Texas... I can't believe I'm here in this runned down city, which is full of losers for Biden!
(The crowd roars with boos at this arrogant little shit.)
I mean it, when I took my first step off of the plane it was obvious that I had arrived in pro-Biden territory. The airport, it was run down much like your city. The only things remotely nice inside that dump was airplanes which were from other areas!
(The booing crowd beings to chant for Biden as the Shrimp laughs hysterically.)
~Shrimp~ Give it a couple of years (IF THAT), and you fools will be rioting once again! The reason for this is obviously because Biden and Harris. They've fooled you all! Hell, I'm still trying to figure out how in the hell idiots like you, (Shrimp takes a few seconds to point out at the whole arena) can not know either of their track records.
~Shrimp~ The truth, it's out there in the form of factual information and it's out there for all of you to see but you all, much like many others across the nation are too lazy to do your own research! Instead you rely on Fox, CNN, NBC, CBS, Facebook and Twitter to spoon feed you whatever fits their agenda. Especially Twitter, they are the worst of the bunch. Turns out, they've blocked damning evidence on Joe Biden from you, the voters and unfortunately for this country; the only thing on your minds is to get on their app to tweet your life away as if anyone cared about stupid rejects like yourselves!
(These fans in attendance start chanting, "Shrimp sucks" amidst a mixture of boos.)
~Shrimp~ Folks, smartphones, they don't actually make you smarter! I realize that the word smart is in there but damn... I would sigh if I was surprised at your stupidity but clearly, I'm not surprised at how many idiots are in this arena tonight. Like I said, here soon; each and every one of you will again be contemplating more riots in protest to how Joe Biden's administration had duped you. I'll be somewhere other than this shit hole when it happens, still living a good life because common sense tells you that Mr. Biden will not tax the rich heavy like he promised. The reason for this is because it was the rich who paid for his campaign! Why in the hell would someone bite the hand that feeds them? Fucking imbeciles... Yeah, all of you idiots are going to change this country alright!... You're going to drive it back down into a recession and maybe even into another great depression!
(The crowd's, "boo's" as well as the, "Shrimp sucks" chants are now roaring even louder. The Shrimp blatantly laughs at their reactions.)
~Shrimp~ I'd wager that a lot of you are irritated with me at the moment. Is that right?
(A lot of boos instantly vanish, only for the crowd to burst out with a loud, "Yeah"! Shrimp points around with his finger while he counts. He's counting all of the exits that leave the arena.)
~Shrimp~ "There's "X" amount of exits, get stepping snowflakes!
(Suddenly the crowd starts pushing on the guard rails and showing signs of ANTIFA like aggression while security comes out in droves to stop the beginning of what appears to be a riot.)
~Shrimp~ You know what, screw you people, I'm out of here. I'll be back later though and when that happens, I'll single handidly beat both of my opponents and their stooge Andrew!
(A guard rail comes crashing down and Shrimp lets out a, "EEECCKKK" as he flies out of the ring and runs up to the top of the ramp-way. Once he's out of harms way he stands up there with the mic still in his hand.)
~Shrimp~ Go ahead morons, tear down your shitty stadium, yeah that's really smart! Anyways, like I was trying to say... Last week I was screwed by the management, that fat cow Harold screwed me and there will be retribution for this.....
(Shrimp is interrupted by someone's cell phone hitting him upside the head.)
~Shrimp~ Ouch! That hurt! Okay, I'm out of here!
