Post by Jay Impact on Nov 30, 2020 14:01:12 GMT -5
Jay Impact standing in front of camera and addressing his Hardcore Title challengers from his lockerroom.
Jay Impact: Hey fellas!! How are you all doing? Busy night? Who cares! I know that something already has been happening with the stomachs of you two; Robert Saints and Jamo. One suffering from the diarrhea and other's poop's been stuck after knowing that he is no longer facing Jamo for the Hardcore Title. Yes, I'm talking to you Saints, buddy. I know we haven't met a lot in the ring except for one and I SO TOTALLY stroke my foot right into your butt and ever since you have been facing this problem of constipation. Take a look at these two posters, broski! They SO briefly summarize your feelings before and after our match.
Jay Impact shows two out of four posters to the camera.
Jay Impact: Jamo!! An Aussie Assh*le! Three Aces in one shot! Do you plan to even show up in the match. Or still thumb-sucking to Gibbs and Cassandra and lost somewhere in their underwears. Look buddy, the problem is that when you enter in the SFT ring, you fail to realize that it is a fed from another dimension where people are rewarded victories based upon their talent and abilities. Being an ICW World Champ won't make you any worthier than me. So, hey you! Stay away from me, you alien! You don't belong here. You have already lost the match, lost the title, lost the reputation and so the only thing that is left for you in this industry is a long kiss goodnight. Stay away infidel, STAY AWAY!
Jay unrolls the remaining two posters and pastes all of them into his lockerroom's wall until he returns his lockerroom after retaining the Hardcore Championship.
Jay walks out of his lockerroom as the camera zooms into each poster one by one.
Jay Impact: Hey fellas!! How are you all doing? Busy night? Who cares! I know that something already has been happening with the stomachs of you two; Robert Saints and Jamo. One suffering from the diarrhea and other's poop's been stuck after knowing that he is no longer facing Jamo for the Hardcore Title. Yes, I'm talking to you Saints, buddy. I know we haven't met a lot in the ring except for one and I SO TOTALLY stroke my foot right into your butt and ever since you have been facing this problem of constipation. Take a look at these two posters, broski! They SO briefly summarize your feelings before and after our match.
Jay Impact shows two out of four posters to the camera.
Jay Impact: Jamo!! An Aussie Assh*le! Three Aces in one shot! Do you plan to even show up in the match. Or still thumb-sucking to Gibbs and Cassandra and lost somewhere in their underwears. Look buddy, the problem is that when you enter in the SFT ring, you fail to realize that it is a fed from another dimension where people are rewarded victories based upon their talent and abilities. Being an ICW World Champ won't make you any worthier than me. So, hey you! Stay away from me, you alien! You don't belong here. You have already lost the match, lost the title, lost the reputation and so the only thing that is left for you in this industry is a long kiss goodnight. Stay away infidel, STAY AWAY!
Jay unrolls the remaining two posters and pastes all of them into his lockerroom's wall until he returns his lockerroom after retaining the Hardcore Championship.
Jay walks out of his lockerroom as the camera zooms into each poster one by one.
