Post by Glenn Owen on Apr 25, 2017 14:31:11 GMT -5
Live from the Wells Fargo Centre, Philadelphia |
The lights dim and we hear Let the Bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool as the fans go insane. |
Lucas Balkan vs. Twilight Intercontinental Championship Match |
JC: Ok Randy, lets get this show in the road.
WINNER: LUCAS BALKAN
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Commercial: Red Neck Wild’s Patriot Store |
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Robert Saints vs. Mr. Amazing Standard Match |
RW: Ok our next match features Robert Saints versus the newly returned Mr. Amazing.
WINNER: ROBERT SAINTS
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Commercial: “Greatest Inferno Moments” |
Now available to buy on DVD, we take you back to the golden age in Strike Fantasy Towers and see the matches that defined an era in “Friday Night Inferno’s Greatest Ever Matches”. |
Jackson Kent vs. Jack Jones vs. Emerson Triple Threat Match |
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Commercial: AJAX "The all Purpose Cleaner" |
Wife walks into bathroom as husband is bathing their 1 year old daughter.
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Glenn Owen vs. Saint Jude Main Event - Standard Match |
RW: Here we go folks, time for the main event. JC: Jude is showing all intensity. RW: Whats going on? |
Thank you for watching the 8th episode of Strike Fantasy Towers Chaos. Produced by Glenn Owen & Joseph Black. Special mention to Lucas Balkan for writing the 3rd match. |