Post by Jay Impact on Nov 15, 2020 16:09:42 GMT -5
The scene opens inside a local school where the halls are crowded with people, as Jay Impact is seem wearing a formal teacher outfit. He entered in a class full of young-adult students. The chaos was break out there along with the laughter sounds with conversations and shouts. Jay enters the room and clears his throat to get students attention. Today he is not in a good mood because he has been sick and tired of people correcting his name pronunciations.
Jay Impact: Ahemm!!!
The whole class goes silent and stares Jay. Because they have never seen him before in the school.
Jay Impact: Alright, listen up, you all. I'm your substitute teacher, Mr. Graham's friend James Smith's younger sister Sarah's eldest son's stepfather.
A Female Student: And what is your name, sir?
Jay Impact: Call me Mr. Impact!
A Male Student: So why didn't you tell us that in the first place instead of preaching us about your tree of life.
The laugh breaks out into the whole class as Jay smashes his a wooden ruler on the desk.
Jay Impact: Listen up, buddy! I taught school for 20 years in the inner city. So don't even think about messing with me. You all feel me?
Students: Mm-hmm!
Jay Impact: Alrighty! Lets take roll here.
Jay grabs the clipboard that has the roll sheet and starts calling students' name, but not so precisely right. It might be intentional.
Jay Impact: Jay-Quellin!... Where's Jay-Quellin at? No JAY-Quellin here?
He starts moving his head around the class seeing if any girl is gonna raise her hand. A girl nervously raises her hand.
Jacqueline: Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
Jay Impact: Okay. So that's how it is gonna be. You all wanna play. Okay then. I got my eye on you.. JAY-Quellin.
He gives a deadly stare to Jacqueline and then moves back to call the rest of the attendees.
Jay Impact: Balakay!.. Where is Balakay at? There's no Balakay here today?
A student name Blake speaks out.
Blake: My name is Blake, sir!
Jay Impact: Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind? (mocking voice) "Blake!" What? Do you wanna go to war, Balakey?
Blake: No sir.
Jay Impact: Because we could go to war. I can knock you down with a standing drop-kick, because that's what I do every week. Do you want me to show you how I can do that?
Blake: No, of course not.
Jay Impact: I'm for real. I'm FOR REAL. So you better check yourself.
Jay then calls for the next name.
Jay Impact: Dee-Nice! Is there a Dee-Nice?
The whole class is silent again.
Jay Impact: If one of you says some silly-ass name.. this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, Dee-Nice.
Denise: Do you mean Denise?
Jay Impact: Son of a B-----!
Jay cracks the clipboard but smashing it right on his thigh as it breaks in a half.
Jay Impact: You say your name right, right now.
Denise: Denise?
Jay Impact: You say it right.
Denise: Denise.
Jay Impact: Correctly.
Denise: Denise.
Jay Impact: I said correctly.
Denise: Denise.
Jay Impact: Still wrong. Say it right.
Denise: Dee-Nice.
Jay Impact: That's better. Thank you!
Heads down to the list, he calls another name.
Jay Impact: Now, AY-AY-RON. Where are you? Where is AY-AY-RON right now? ... No AY-AY RON, huh? Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, AY-AY-RON!
Aaron: Here. (whispers to himself) Oh, man.
Jay Impact: Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh? You know, I'm just asking you. I said it, like, four times. So why didn't you say it the first time I said, "AY-AY-RON?"
Jay slowly walks up to the bunch where Aaron is sitting.
Aaron: Because its pronounced "Aaron."
Jay Impact: Son of a B-----!!!!!!
Jay turns around and clatters all the equipment that are placed on the teacher's desk.
Jay Impact: You are done messed up, AY-AY-RON, now take your ass down to Oh-Shag-Hennesy's office right now and tell him exactly what you did!
Aaron: Who?
Jay Impact: OH-SHAG-HENNESY!
Aaron: You mean Principle O'Shuaghnessy?
Jay Impact: Get out of my goddamn class before I break my foot off in your ass. Go and stand right outside the classroom as a punishment.
Jay with a frustrating tone as Aaron leaves the class outta fear and stands outside but still seeing and hearing whatever is happening inside the room.
Jay Impact: Insubordinate and churlish.
Jay then takes out a three different posters from his bag that are rolled and wrapped with rubberbands.
Jay Impact: So class, today we are going to learn about Pro-Wrestling.
Denise: But sir, ain't you substituted for our math teacher?
Jay Impact: Who is the teacher? you or me?
Denise: You.
Jay Impact: Then shut the hell up and let me do the talking.
Jay then starts opening the first poster out of all three and shows it to the students and asks who is gonna hold that poster. One student walks up and voluntarily grabs the poster and stands right in front of the other students.
Jay Impact: What do you call this in the language of science? IF someone's having a bad day they gotta look at this image and feel relaxed. If you ever feel like your brain is inadequate... Think of this guy! This is Jamo, the least good wrestling material SFT can offer. Imagine, a poor federation like ICW had to make him a top banana to run their business because they were really lacking some damn good candidates. But you know what I think?
Aaron: What?
Jay Impact: I think.. that ICW's drowned, downfallen, downsized because they turned Jamo into World Champion. Even in SFT the authorities are trying to make him happy by playing with the Hardcore title so they can win his trust and at the same time have him to be booked against a new talents. The day he became the SFT World Champion, that will be the last day of Strike Fantasy Tower and if that happened then we all are gonna riot.
Jay then takes back the first poster, opens the second one and hands it over to the same student to show it to the whole class.
Jay Impact: Seriously, buddies! This guy carries the play and amusement. Just like you keep a feline male in a circus with big sharp teeth like sabretooth but after all he's still a lion of circus and he won't do more than what he has been taught to do. And besides, those felines are castrated anyways. So what does this tell us about the actual reality? elephant has two sets of teeth, one for eating and other for display. And by the way, these are like the hottest bweeebs I’ve ever seen.
Jay laughs and the whole class laughs with him.
Aaron: Next?!
Jay hands over the third and the last poster to that student.
Jay Impact: What happens here? Oh yes baby! He gets fired! But look closely, he isn't being fired from SFT but the statue of liberty is trying to terminate him which means... of course when the authorities booked this match that Jay Freaking Impact is going to face Jamo for his Hardcore Championship then the spoiler alerts were classified and rumors started circulating already that Jay isn't gonna forgive him until he embarrass Jamo SO SO MUCH.. that he not only is going to have any place in SFT to perform but he will also be deported out of the disgust because he might be teaching too much of our taxes already which we could have spent on our own American citizen. More Expense, Less Productivity. You know what I'm saying guys.
Students: Mm-hmm!
A few of the students raise their hands including Aaron who is still standing outside the class.
Jay Impact: What is it Ay-Ay-Ron? Are you too an Aussie that needs the return ticket for his land.
Aaron: No!
Jay Impact: Then why the hell did you just raise your freaking hand?
Aaron: Some of us need to leave a few minutes early today.
Jay Impact: Oh is that so? And what, pray tell, is the reason for this premature exodus?
Aaron: Yarbook photos. Umm, we have to leave 15 minutes early to meet up with our clubs.
Jay Impact: Alrighty, you know what? That might work with other substitute teachers, but I taught in the inner city for over 20 years. Now you all wanna leave my class early so you all can go meet up at the club. Ain't none of you all old enough to go to the join the damn club! Actually you guys made it a lot more easy for me to explain what I want to explain. So today we are going to learn about a man named Jamo. Who also runs one of his factions name the Club. Are you all with me?
Jacqueline raises her hand.
Jay Impact: What Jay-Quelin?
Jacqueline: Mr. Impact we're telling the truth, we have clubs at this school, we have clubs for special interests.
Jay Impact: Okay, I see, so you all wanna play. You all wanna play, yeah, okay, we are going to play little games. I know it must be Jamo who has setup you all, and paid you with some fake currency notes talking about the Club again and again to me so you can mentally hypnotize me. Fine, I will play. I'm more than happy to play some games with you all too. Anyone who is in a club, stand your ass up.
Jacqueline, Denise and Blake slowly stand up from their seats.
Jay Impact: Ahan! There it is, the usual suspects. What the hell club are you in, JAY-Quelin?
Jacqueline: Future Leaders of America.
Jay Impact: Right! How would you know if you are going to be a leader in the future? Is there a stargate in your bedroom? Can you travel through time, JAY-Quelin?
Jacqueline: No.
Jay Impact: Then sit the flip down!
Jacqueline immediately sits down as Jay gives his attention to Blade.
Jay Impact: BALAKAY, I don't even know why I'm about to ask you this. What club are you in?
Blake: I'm part of the Spanish Club.
Jay Impact: Span.... Okay, you are about as Spanish as Riahn Seacrest (Ryan Seacrest)... How about you Dee-Nice?
Denise: I'm in the Chess Club.
Jay Impact: I'm sorry sweetheart, but you aren't in the Chess Club. The Mosquito Bite club, maybe.
Denise: That's hurtful.
Jay Impact: Wrong! Its Truthful.
Denise sits down with a huge disappointment on her face. Jay turns his head to Aaron who is still standing at the door waiting for his turn.
Jay Impact: There he is, last but not least, AY-AY-RON. What Club are YOU in?
Aaron: I'm the president of the Glee Club, (then whispers to himself) why do I talk.
Jay Impact: The Glee Club? Like they are going to have a club dedicated to a TV Show! Take your ass in OH-SHAG-HENNESY office now, before I bust a club up in your butt.
Aaron quickly runs away right from the class' entrance all the way to the principle's office.
Jay Impact: Mischievous and deceitful. Chicaneries and deplorable.
Suddenly an announcement comes from the classroom announcement speaker.
Jay Impact: Fake announcement. Now does anybody in here have a valid reason for leaving this classroom?
Jay continues explaining his grudges against Jamo to the students who are barely interested in his lecture but they are obliged to follow him until the bell rings, as the scene fades out.
Jay Impact: Ahemm!!!
The whole class goes silent and stares Jay. Because they have never seen him before in the school.
Jay Impact: Alright, listen up, you all. I'm your substitute teacher, Mr. Graham's friend James Smith's younger sister Sarah's eldest son's stepfather.
A Female Student: And what is your name, sir?
Jay Impact: Call me Mr. Impact!
A Male Student: So why didn't you tell us that in the first place instead of preaching us about your tree of life.
The laugh breaks out into the whole class as Jay smashes his a wooden ruler on the desk.
Jay Impact: Listen up, buddy! I taught school for 20 years in the inner city. So don't even think about messing with me. You all feel me?
Students: Mm-hmm!
Jay Impact: Alrighty! Lets take roll here.
Jay grabs the clipboard that has the roll sheet and starts calling students' name, but not so precisely right. It might be intentional.
Jay Impact: Jay-Quellin!... Where's Jay-Quellin at? No JAY-Quellin here?
He starts moving his head around the class seeing if any girl is gonna raise her hand. A girl nervously raises her hand.
Jacqueline: Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
Jay Impact: Okay. So that's how it is gonna be. You all wanna play. Okay then. I got my eye on you.. JAY-Quellin.
He gives a deadly stare to Jacqueline and then moves back to call the rest of the attendees.
Jay Impact: Balakay!.. Where is Balakay at? There's no Balakay here today?
A student name Blake speaks out.
Blake: My name is Blake, sir!
Jay Impact: Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind? (mocking voice) "Blake!" What? Do you wanna go to war, Balakey?
Blake: No sir.
Jay Impact: Because we could go to war. I can knock you down with a standing drop-kick, because that's what I do every week. Do you want me to show you how I can do that?
Blake: No, of course not.
Jay Impact: I'm for real. I'm FOR REAL. So you better check yourself.
Jay then calls for the next name.
Jay Impact: Dee-Nice! Is there a Dee-Nice?
The whole class is silent again.
Jay Impact: If one of you says some silly-ass name.. this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, Dee-Nice.
Denise: Do you mean Denise?
Jay Impact: Son of a B-----!
Jay cracks the clipboard but smashing it right on his thigh as it breaks in a half.
Jay Impact: You say your name right, right now.
Denise: Denise?
Jay Impact: You say it right.
Denise: Denise.
Jay Impact: Correctly.
Denise: Denise.
Jay Impact: I said correctly.
Denise: Denise.
Jay Impact: Still wrong. Say it right.
Denise: Dee-Nice.
Jay Impact: That's better. Thank you!
Heads down to the list, he calls another name.
Jay Impact: Now, AY-AY-RON. Where are you? Where is AY-AY-RON right now? ... No AY-AY RON, huh? Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, AY-AY-RON!
Aaron: Here. (whispers to himself) Oh, man.
Jay Impact: Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh? You know, I'm just asking you. I said it, like, four times. So why didn't you say it the first time I said, "AY-AY-RON?"
Jay slowly walks up to the bunch where Aaron is sitting.
Aaron: Because its pronounced "Aaron."
Jay Impact: Son of a B-----!!!!!!
Jay turns around and clatters all the equipment that are placed on the teacher's desk.
Jay Impact: You are done messed up, AY-AY-RON, now take your ass down to Oh-Shag-Hennesy's office right now and tell him exactly what you did!
Aaron: Who?
Jay Impact: OH-SHAG-HENNESY!
Aaron: You mean Principle O'Shuaghnessy?
Jay Impact: Get out of my goddamn class before I break my foot off in your ass. Go and stand right outside the classroom as a punishment.
Jay with a frustrating tone as Aaron leaves the class outta fear and stands outside but still seeing and hearing whatever is happening inside the room.
Jay Impact: Insubordinate and churlish.
Jay then takes out a three different posters from his bag that are rolled and wrapped with rubberbands.
Jay Impact: So class, today we are going to learn about Pro-Wrestling.
Denise: But sir, ain't you substituted for our math teacher?
Jay Impact: Who is the teacher? you or me?
Denise: You.
Jay Impact: Then shut the hell up and let me do the talking.
Jay then starts opening the first poster out of all three and shows it to the students and asks who is gonna hold that poster. One student walks up and voluntarily grabs the poster and stands right in front of the other students.
Jay Impact: What do you call this in the language of science? IF someone's having a bad day they gotta look at this image and feel relaxed. If you ever feel like your brain is inadequate... Think of this guy! This is Jamo, the least good wrestling material SFT can offer. Imagine, a poor federation like ICW had to make him a top banana to run their business because they were really lacking some damn good candidates. But you know what I think?
Aaron: What?
Jay Impact: I think.. that ICW's drowned, downfallen, downsized because they turned Jamo into World Champion. Even in SFT the authorities are trying to make him happy by playing with the Hardcore title so they can win his trust and at the same time have him to be booked against a new talents. The day he became the SFT World Champion, that will be the last day of Strike Fantasy Tower and if that happened then we all are gonna riot.
Jay then takes back the first poster, opens the second one and hands it over to the same student to show it to the whole class.
Jay Impact: Seriously, buddies! This guy carries the play and amusement. Just like you keep a feline male in a circus with big sharp teeth like sabretooth but after all he's still a lion of circus and he won't do more than what he has been taught to do. And besides, those felines are castrated anyways. So what does this tell us about the actual reality? elephant has two sets of teeth, one for eating and other for display. And by the way, these are like the hottest bweeebs I’ve ever seen.
Jay laughs and the whole class laughs with him.
Aaron: Next?!
Jay hands over the third and the last poster to that student.
Jay Impact: What happens here? Oh yes baby! He gets fired! But look closely, he isn't being fired from SFT but the statue of liberty is trying to terminate him which means... of course when the authorities booked this match that Jay Freaking Impact is going to face Jamo for his Hardcore Championship then the spoiler alerts were classified and rumors started circulating already that Jay isn't gonna forgive him until he embarrass Jamo SO SO MUCH.. that he not only is going to have any place in SFT to perform but he will also be deported out of the disgust because he might be teaching too much of our taxes already which we could have spent on our own American citizen. More Expense, Less Productivity. You know what I'm saying guys.
Students: Mm-hmm!
A few of the students raise their hands including Aaron who is still standing outside the class.
Jay Impact: What is it Ay-Ay-Ron? Are you too an Aussie that needs the return ticket for his land.
Aaron: No!
Jay Impact: Then why the hell did you just raise your freaking hand?
Aaron: Some of us need to leave a few minutes early today.
Jay Impact: Oh is that so? And what, pray tell, is the reason for this premature exodus?
Aaron: Yarbook photos. Umm, we have to leave 15 minutes early to meet up with our clubs.
Jay Impact: Alrighty, you know what? That might work with other substitute teachers, but I taught in the inner city for over 20 years. Now you all wanna leave my class early so you all can go meet up at the club. Ain't none of you all old enough to go to the join the damn club! Actually you guys made it a lot more easy for me to explain what I want to explain. So today we are going to learn about a man named Jamo. Who also runs one of his factions name the Club. Are you all with me?
Jacqueline raises her hand.
Jay Impact: What Jay-Quelin?
Jacqueline: Mr. Impact we're telling the truth, we have clubs at this school, we have clubs for special interests.
Jay Impact: Okay, I see, so you all wanna play. You all wanna play, yeah, okay, we are going to play little games. I know it must be Jamo who has setup you all, and paid you with some fake currency notes talking about the Club again and again to me so you can mentally hypnotize me. Fine, I will play. I'm more than happy to play some games with you all too. Anyone who is in a club, stand your ass up.
Jacqueline, Denise and Blake slowly stand up from their seats.
Jay Impact: Ahan! There it is, the usual suspects. What the hell club are you in, JAY-Quelin?
Jacqueline: Future Leaders of America.
Jay Impact: Right! How would you know if you are going to be a leader in the future? Is there a stargate in your bedroom? Can you travel through time, JAY-Quelin?
Jacqueline: No.
Jay Impact: Then sit the flip down!
Jacqueline immediately sits down as Jay gives his attention to Blade.
Jay Impact: BALAKAY, I don't even know why I'm about to ask you this. What club are you in?
Blake: I'm part of the Spanish Club.
Jay Impact: Span.... Okay, you are about as Spanish as Riahn Seacrest (Ryan Seacrest)... How about you Dee-Nice?
Denise: I'm in the Chess Club.
Jay Impact: I'm sorry sweetheart, but you aren't in the Chess Club. The Mosquito Bite club, maybe.
Denise: That's hurtful.
Jay Impact: Wrong! Its Truthful.
Denise sits down with a huge disappointment on her face. Jay turns his head to Aaron who is still standing at the door waiting for his turn.
Jay Impact: There he is, last but not least, AY-AY-RON. What Club are YOU in?
Aaron: I'm the president of the Glee Club, (then whispers to himself) why do I talk.
Jay Impact: The Glee Club? Like they are going to have a club dedicated to a TV Show! Take your ass in OH-SHAG-HENNESY office now, before I bust a club up in your butt.
Aaron quickly runs away right from the class' entrance all the way to the principle's office.
Jay Impact: Mischievous and deceitful. Chicaneries and deplorable.
Suddenly an announcement comes from the classroom announcement speaker.
"This is Principle O'Shaunghnessy. Students please report to the gymnasium for your club photos."
Jay Impact: Fake announcement. Now does anybody in here have a valid reason for leaving this classroom?
Jay continues explaining his grudges against Jamo to the students who are barely interested in his lecture but they are obliged to follow him until the bell rings, as the scene fades out.
