Post by Emerson on Nov 5, 2020 19:46:44 GMT -5
Emerson is seen ironing his clothes as well as his sons.
“I know, I know, cutting a promo while ironing my clothes is stupid. But time is precious and I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone, so tough nuggies there is where I cut my promo. So this week I get a newcomer to SFT. John. John apparently has no last name. He could be John Doe? John Stamos? John Voight? John Bon Jovie? Wait thats Jon, not John. Oh well you get my point right? At least I am not fighting someone named Shrimp. Don’t get me wrong I love eating shrimp as much as the next guy but I think I might spend the whole match chasing him around with a big bottle of shrimp sauce (salivates like Homer Simpson) shrimp!!!!
Anyway back to business. Emerson sprays starch on a few shirts and khakis. And goes back to ironing. You know I really do not like to iron. I figure with old tshirts and blue jeans they dont really need to be ironed, just hang them in the closet and let it sort out that way. But some stuff does. Unfortunately.
So facing new guys kinda comes with the gig here in SFT. I really dont mind. Some people have these huge egos and they think they are above it all, looking at you Redd hahahaha. But honestly someone has to be the gatekeeper. And I am alright having that job. Someone has to do it.
So John I know nothing about you. But unlike a lot of people I am willing to listen. So impress me, showboat for me. Tell me what I should see and what I shouldnt. Tell me what I ought to know about you. Give me and SFT the 411 on you. Wait does anyone still use 411? Well anyway you get what I am trying to say right?
Emerson brings out some long sleeve shirts.
“Winter is coming we’ll have to have long sleeve shirts ready, sweaters as well.”
The iron comes in contact with his big thumb and he just ignores the searing burning.
“After so many years of this, my thumbs are immune to the pain now. I am either really good at handling pain or the worst person to ever iron, maybe a little of both hahahahaha. Anyway that is all I have to say to for now but next week I will say a lot more, stay tuned SFT.”
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“I know, I know, cutting a promo while ironing my clothes is stupid. But time is precious and I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone, so tough nuggies there is where I cut my promo. So this week I get a newcomer to SFT. John. John apparently has no last name. He could be John Doe? John Stamos? John Voight? John Bon Jovie? Wait thats Jon, not John. Oh well you get my point right? At least I am not fighting someone named Shrimp. Don’t get me wrong I love eating shrimp as much as the next guy but I think I might spend the whole match chasing him around with a big bottle of shrimp sauce (salivates like Homer Simpson) shrimp!!!!
Anyway back to business. Emerson sprays starch on a few shirts and khakis. And goes back to ironing. You know I really do not like to iron. I figure with old tshirts and blue jeans they dont really need to be ironed, just hang them in the closet and let it sort out that way. But some stuff does. Unfortunately.
So facing new guys kinda comes with the gig here in SFT. I really dont mind. Some people have these huge egos and they think they are above it all, looking at you Redd hahahaha. But honestly someone has to be the gatekeeper. And I am alright having that job. Someone has to do it.
So John I know nothing about you. But unlike a lot of people I am willing to listen. So impress me, showboat for me. Tell me what I should see and what I shouldnt. Tell me what I ought to know about you. Give me and SFT the 411 on you. Wait does anyone still use 411? Well anyway you get what I am trying to say right?
Emerson brings out some long sleeve shirts.
“Winter is coming we’ll have to have long sleeve shirts ready, sweaters as well.”
The iron comes in contact with his big thumb and he just ignores the searing burning.
“After so many years of this, my thumbs are immune to the pain now. I am either really good at handling pain or the worst person to ever iron, maybe a little of both hahahahaha. Anyway that is all I have to say to for now but next week I will say a lot more, stay tuned SFT.”
Fade to black
