Post by Jay Impact on Nov 1, 2020 16:06:02 GMT -5
The scene opens inside Jay Impact's locker room where he is getting ready for his firstever threeway match against Emerson Embry and Louis Cypher. In the meantime he is visited by the lead reporter, Harold.
Jay Impact: Howard! How are you doing, bud?!
Harold: Its Harold, not Howard. And yeah, I'm doing fine. Preparing for your match tonight?
Jay Impact: No! I gotta pick apples from my farm.
Harold: Picking apples from your farm? I didn't know you've got one.
Jay Impact: I didn't know that either until you entered in my lockerroom. Of course man, I'm preparing for my match tonight and this shouldn't really be the question. The question should be, how in the world Jay Impact is not holding the world title.
Harold: Because he is defeated by Lucas Balkan.
Jay Impact: Nah buddy! That is not the right answer. Imagine if the parents of that egyptian begger were introduced to the contraception than she would have never existed in first place, and you know what does it mean? It means that Marcus Dickman (Lucas Balkan) would have been leaving Tokyo Dome empty handed, embarrased, disgusted and committing suicide with the rest of the Flock inside this bottle.
Jay raises the milk bottle right at Harold's face and than takes a big sip from it.
Jay Impact: Pure milk, palatable to drinkers. Damn! I love milk more than anything. Now, focusing on my triple threat match against Jackson Aubry and Tweet Harper..
Harold: Emerson Embry and Louis Cypher
Jay Impact: Yeah, Embry and Cypher and then I'm added to that match to turn it into a threeway bout. The management knew that if they put Embry and Cypher in a one on one match then it is gonna be another misadventure and injustice to the SFT fans, for they are gonna producing a boring match. So here I'm, that's gonna be first date against two guys at the sametime. Their focus will be scattered, and trust me, if you enter into their lockerroom right now and ask them about their thoughts for this match then you'll realize that both Tambry & Jasper (Embry & Cypher) are gonna act like stammers. Their thoughts will be dancing around in the infinite directions but they won't be able to utter the words from their mouth. Because their throats are dried, knowing that it is a no disqualification stipulation. People didn't see the last of me in Hell in a Cell match. But the sequel will happen tonight and I hope the rest of the lockerroom will be on notice. And then...
Jay pauses, looking somewhere else with a wide smile on his face as he's thinking of something good.
Harold: Then?
Jay Impact: Nothing! I'm just thinking that when I'm done with Diaper and Cambrage (Cypher and Embry) tonight. Should I plan to retire Candace or my buddy Rumpke is gonna take care of that part himself in the backstage brawl? Since she robbed my chance to win the World Title, maybe its my time to snatch the IC Title from her.
Harold: Sounds like a plan to me.
Jay nods his head, smiles and leaves the lockerroom as the scene fades out.
Jay Impact: Howard! How are you doing, bud?!
Harold: Its Harold, not Howard. And yeah, I'm doing fine. Preparing for your match tonight?
Jay Impact: No! I gotta pick apples from my farm.
Harold: Picking apples from your farm? I didn't know you've got one.
Jay Impact: I didn't know that either until you entered in my lockerroom. Of course man, I'm preparing for my match tonight and this shouldn't really be the question. The question should be, how in the world Jay Impact is not holding the world title.
Harold: Because he is defeated by Lucas Balkan.
Jay Impact: Nah buddy! That is not the right answer. Imagine if the parents of that egyptian begger were introduced to the contraception than she would have never existed in first place, and you know what does it mean? It means that Marcus Dickman (Lucas Balkan) would have been leaving Tokyo Dome empty handed, embarrased, disgusted and committing suicide with the rest of the Flock inside this bottle.
Jay raises the milk bottle right at Harold's face and than takes a big sip from it.
Jay Impact: Pure milk, palatable to drinkers. Damn! I love milk more than anything. Now, focusing on my triple threat match against Jackson Aubry and Tweet Harper..
Harold: Emerson Embry and Louis Cypher
Jay Impact: Yeah, Embry and Cypher and then I'm added to that match to turn it into a threeway bout. The management knew that if they put Embry and Cypher in a one on one match then it is gonna be another misadventure and injustice to the SFT fans, for they are gonna producing a boring match. So here I'm, that's gonna be first date against two guys at the sametime. Their focus will be scattered, and trust me, if you enter into their lockerroom right now and ask them about their thoughts for this match then you'll realize that both Tambry & Jasper (Embry & Cypher) are gonna act like stammers. Their thoughts will be dancing around in the infinite directions but they won't be able to utter the words from their mouth. Because their throats are dried, knowing that it is a no disqualification stipulation. People didn't see the last of me in Hell in a Cell match. But the sequel will happen tonight and I hope the rest of the lockerroom will be on notice. And then...
Jay pauses, looking somewhere else with a wide smile on his face as he's thinking of something good.
Harold: Then?
Jay Impact: Nothing! I'm just thinking that when I'm done with Diaper and Cambrage (Cypher and Embry) tonight. Should I plan to retire Candace or my buddy Rumpke is gonna take care of that part himself in the backstage brawl? Since she robbed my chance to win the World Title, maybe its my time to snatch the IC Title from her.
Harold: Sounds like a plan to me.
Jay nods his head, smiles and leaves the lockerroom as the scene fades out.
