Post by Jay Impact on Oct 4, 2020 15:32:03 GMT -5
The scene from the inside of Jay's hotel room where he is having his morning coffee and swapping through the tweets and messages he is receiving on his social media at the same time. He stops his swapping his phone for a second and starts reading a text out loud that he received by one of his fans.
Jay Impact: "Hello Jay! I hope you are well. Who are you going to vote for this presidential election?"
Jay hangs on to his expression and puts his coffee right over the wall of balcony.
Jay Impact: Wait, what? Seriously? Do you want Mr. President to build a wall between this country and the holy land of my own, Canada?
Jay nods his head.
Jay Impact: Look all my buddies and fans out there. I don't like getting political on my social media. I try to keep things free, because everybody will now start bugging me, who I'm voting for and what's my stance, what's my this, what's my that. Stop it! Okay? I'm born to entertain you people by physically putting my body on the line in the four corner ring. Plus, right now I'm on my way snatching the World Heavyweight Title of SFT from...
Jay takes out a small paper from his pocket and stares at it for a few seconds.
Jay Impact: I'm on my way snatching the World Title of SFT from Lucas Balkan and you should be sending your queries to me related to that topic. Like how am I gonna bury him in the middle of the ring, six feet deep, or maybe a lot more deeper than that because I gotta throw Candace and rest of the Flock in there too. How have I planned to cover that dug hole with the tons of roses because once they are dead dropped in that there they are gonna stink like dog shit which is pooped by the swine. I know that's heavy but yes, they are gonna smell like a dog shit pooped by some pig.
Jay turns around with his coffee cup, takes a sip and leans on the balcony.
Jay Impact: That's what I'm trying to do. Not trying to divide us on the basis of upcoming elections and favorite nominees. That will never look right.
Jay goes for another sip but he then quickly removes the cup back and starts talking again.
Jay Impact: Alright, let me take a chance on that and share my thoughts with you all. And I promise you that everything is going to be fair and square. I'm gonna do it now, have it recorded and see what happens. So listen to this.
Jay redo his coffee sip.
Jay Impact: Well, I'm gonna talk about, first of all, I love this freaking country, and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else besides Canada. America is my second home. I know that half of the world right now thinks that our leader is the devil and most of us would agree. I don't have to make fun of the president. He does it by himself, okay?
Jay turns around and sneaks that his neighbor won't be listening to such comments from their windows about their favorite president.
Jay Impact: Every time he comes on TV, I can't wait to hear what he has to say. Especially during press conferences, right?
Jay mocks like a lady, supposedly asking a question to the president.
Jay Impact: "Mr. President, its been over a year. What is your plan for Katrina?"
Jay then imitates his voice like Donald Trump.
Jay Impact: "Ha!! We're gonna find her. That's right. And we're gonna bring Katrina to justice. We have every reason to believe that Katrina is connected to Al-Qaeda. Qaeda, Katrina, they both start with a 'k' sound."
Jay smirks at his own joke and then talks back in his own tone.
Jay Impact: Our president got elected. I didn't vote for him, but again, I didn't vote for the other guy either. I was just, like - how George Bush won is beyond me. Americans love to vote but they don't vote for the Presidents. They vote for things like.. American Idol! This nation won't be going anywhere, trust me. So that's one of the primary reasons why I don't want people to pull me into this whole election A.K.A selection garbage. Because whether you like it or not but they actually brainwash you about the presidential candidate and then you end up voting for him. You think that you voted for the man of your choice but you actually voted for the one who you were told to vote for. You're all indoctrinated. So do keep me out of that and let me do what I'm best at and that's kicking...
Jay against takes out the same piece of paper from his pocket.
Jay Impact: ..that's kicking Lucas Balkan right in the middle of his leg but that's gonna happen before the match. Of course I'm neither drunk nor an idiot because I don't want to disqualify myself by low blowing him during the match. This Titans to me he is gonna be a bug and I will enjoy pulling off his wings and watching him suffer. Because the first step of winning any game is to realize that you are in it and ... Zoticas' (Lucas') problem is that he has taken Jay Impact quite lightly, not realizing that I'm un unstoppable force in SFT. I'm the servant of the meek, the master of the strong and the enemy of the evil. So, Phocas, choose where you stand carefully because I always win; it is what champions do, and I'm the champion material. If you fight me you're bound to lose the title to me. If you run away like a chicken, you will still get stripped off of the belt anyways. So ask for help, follow or run... the choice is yours.
Jay confidently delivers his speech and then takes the final sip from his coffee. But outta sudden a crow shit lands right into his coffee mug and splashes the liquid all over his face.
Jay Impact: Shit! Well, what crow did to me is exactly what I'm gonna do to your pathetic, disgusting, brutal and whatnot kind of title reign... JOCKAN!! (Balkan).
Jay walks inside his hotel room to clean the mess as the scene fades into black.
Jay Impact: "Hello Jay! I hope you are well. Who are you going to vote for this presidential election?"
Jay hangs on to his expression and puts his coffee right over the wall of balcony.
Jay Impact: Wait, what? Seriously? Do you want Mr. President to build a wall between this country and the holy land of my own, Canada?
Jay nods his head.
Jay Impact: Look all my buddies and fans out there. I don't like getting political on my social media. I try to keep things free, because everybody will now start bugging me, who I'm voting for and what's my stance, what's my this, what's my that. Stop it! Okay? I'm born to entertain you people by physically putting my body on the line in the four corner ring. Plus, right now I'm on my way snatching the World Heavyweight Title of SFT from...
Jay takes out a small paper from his pocket and stares at it for a few seconds.
Jay Impact: I'm on my way snatching the World Title of SFT from Lucas Balkan and you should be sending your queries to me related to that topic. Like how am I gonna bury him in the middle of the ring, six feet deep, or maybe a lot more deeper than that because I gotta throw Candace and rest of the Flock in there too. How have I planned to cover that dug hole with the tons of roses because once they are dead dropped in that there they are gonna stink like dog shit which is pooped by the swine. I know that's heavy but yes, they are gonna smell like a dog shit pooped by some pig.
Jay turns around with his coffee cup, takes a sip and leans on the balcony.
Jay Impact: That's what I'm trying to do. Not trying to divide us on the basis of upcoming elections and favorite nominees. That will never look right.
Jay goes for another sip but he then quickly removes the cup back and starts talking again.
Jay Impact: Alright, let me take a chance on that and share my thoughts with you all. And I promise you that everything is going to be fair and square. I'm gonna do it now, have it recorded and see what happens. So listen to this.
Jay redo his coffee sip.
Jay Impact: Well, I'm gonna talk about, first of all, I love this freaking country, and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else besides Canada. America is my second home. I know that half of the world right now thinks that our leader is the devil and most of us would agree. I don't have to make fun of the president. He does it by himself, okay?
Jay turns around and sneaks that his neighbor won't be listening to such comments from their windows about their favorite president.
Jay Impact: Every time he comes on TV, I can't wait to hear what he has to say. Especially during press conferences, right?
Jay mocks like a lady, supposedly asking a question to the president.
Jay Impact: "Mr. President, its been over a year. What is your plan for Katrina?"
Jay then imitates his voice like Donald Trump.
Jay Impact: "Ha!! We're gonna find her. That's right. And we're gonna bring Katrina to justice. We have every reason to believe that Katrina is connected to Al-Qaeda. Qaeda, Katrina, they both start with a 'k' sound."
Jay smirks at his own joke and then talks back in his own tone.
Jay Impact: Our president got elected. I didn't vote for him, but again, I didn't vote for the other guy either. I was just, like - how George Bush won is beyond me. Americans love to vote but they don't vote for the Presidents. They vote for things like.. American Idol! This nation won't be going anywhere, trust me. So that's one of the primary reasons why I don't want people to pull me into this whole election A.K.A selection garbage. Because whether you like it or not but they actually brainwash you about the presidential candidate and then you end up voting for him. You think that you voted for the man of your choice but you actually voted for the one who you were told to vote for. You're all indoctrinated. So do keep me out of that and let me do what I'm best at and that's kicking...
Jay against takes out the same piece of paper from his pocket.
Jay Impact: ..that's kicking Lucas Balkan right in the middle of his leg but that's gonna happen before the match. Of course I'm neither drunk nor an idiot because I don't want to disqualify myself by low blowing him during the match. This Titans to me he is gonna be a bug and I will enjoy pulling off his wings and watching him suffer. Because the first step of winning any game is to realize that you are in it and ... Zoticas' (Lucas') problem is that he has taken Jay Impact quite lightly, not realizing that I'm un unstoppable force in SFT. I'm the servant of the meek, the master of the strong and the enemy of the evil. So, Phocas, choose where you stand carefully because I always win; it is what champions do, and I'm the champion material. If you fight me you're bound to lose the title to me. If you run away like a chicken, you will still get stripped off of the belt anyways. So ask for help, follow or run... the choice is yours.
Jay confidently delivers his speech and then takes the final sip from his coffee. But outta sudden a crow shit lands right into his coffee mug and splashes the liquid all over his face.
Jay Impact: Shit! Well, what crow did to me is exactly what I'm gonna do to your pathetic, disgusting, brutal and whatnot kind of title reign... JOCKAN!! (Balkan).
Jay walks inside his hotel room to clean the mess as the scene fades into black.
