Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2020 2:11:43 GMT -5
This shouldn't be so easy...
Even though I'm pissed off at myself right now for what I've become. In the end, I'm struggling with the idea that I'll take this out on you Louis. My desires might change later, in five minutes or even when the match starts but at this given moment. That's where I'm currently at. Now, that's not to say that I'm not going to beat you in this match because I will win this match. One reason I'll win is that I'm a hell lot better of a hardcore brawler than you are, hands down, easily man... I've got far more experience in these chaotic matches than you do. I have lost some but that's a rare occurrence when I actually try and right now, you can quit crossing your fingers, hoping that I will show up too drunk to compete. That's not going to happen this time Louis.
Louis, I would say that I'm amazed you tried skating by this match with five paragraphs... Wait, hold on, we'll give you six paragraphs of absolute garbage shoot. I thought you wanted to hammer me? Is that how you work a hammer? A few little pecks and you're done, giving up because deep down, you know that you'll never be able to get the nail to budge? At this moment, you're still coming up far short Louis. Your goal of hammering me with weak shoot thus far is comparable to a tickle which to me is an annoyance, nothing more... If you're going to be a man of your word, then I'm going to suggest to you that you'd better get going and stop waiting to see if I'll show up because this kind of approach will simply leave you in the same shape that I've left you in many times before; flattened... As a matter of a fact, I'd recommend that you cancel whatever plans you had, so you can take your time to come up with something decent.
Anyway, do you remember ole powderpuff? Or was it cream puff? I don't necessarily remember what exactly you'd called Jamo at Bad Abundance but I'll tell you what. I do recall that promo and how it had caused me to laugh hysterically. You did well there with the little shoot you'd used but this was the only person you had unquestionably beaten that evening and it was against an unarmed opponent which is sadly when your capabilities truly shine. When you're going against someone who's not capable of giving you a match. This is one of the secondary reasons why I've rarely ever pushed up the ladder for the World Title. Most of the time, there's rarely a World champ that'd be able to fend me off. Another reason, the main reason, is that I prefer the Hardcore division. It's much more exciting as well as a lot more of a chaotic championship than either of the other trash titles that are in SFT. I understand that you had some shit to talk about this division and in your limited arguments, you pretty much followed the same template which others have said throughout the years.
"Hardcore matches are easy, you hit people with weapons and hope you can get a pin. It doesn't rely on (on on) skill nor talent," said Louis.
Okay, so I fixed the dual, "on on" portion of your opinion (In a way I fixed it) for you since you've always been too lazy to put in the work. Let me guess, is, "on on," a southern slang also? I'm not southern but I'd be surprised if that was slang of the south... Yet, I wouldn't be surprised if you're going to try and convince me that it is because you're out to save face. It's not going to happen you dumb fuck! Anyway, let's move on to that quote I had to correct for you. I'm going to start by asking you two questions. Since July of 2018, how many hardcore title matches have you been in and how many have you won? I've already looked into this so let me spill the beans for you. You've won 2 out of 5 hardcore matches that you've been in since July of 2018. One was against Reno, who technically didn't show up. This was Titans 80, the other win was against me at Titans 38 when I was on my way out, regardless, you did win. Both wins were no doubt easy for you since neither of your opponents showed up. Yet other than that, you've lost to Jamo, the good ole creampuff at Titans 91, Cassandra who wouldn't know a good promo if it smacked her in the face, at Titans 68 and you've also lost to me twice, a drunk who rarely could see straight when posting a promo, during Titans 73 and Titans 82. All of these matches, you technically showed up for. One is questionable, the one against Jamo where you simply asked, "Did I win yet?" Here's the thing Cypher, we can call that a no show and not count it, because it technically was a no show, but if we do that, then this will also mean that you've won NO hardcore matches since July of 2018 while you've lost 4. 0-4 or 2 wins out of 6 matches. Those are your two options, I'm fine with either way, actually, heck with it, we can say 1-5 instead of 0-4 because you did work damn hard for that win against me! The choice is yours... Either way, looking at both records, I'd say that yeah, it sure sounds like you've got Hardcore matches all figured out man... I look at your record or lack thereof and do not doubt that you've once again proven that you'll always try to pump yourself up to being more than you actually are despite the facts. You know, like you're a big deal when it comes to anything with SFT, including hardcore matches, didn't you also try to judge individuals who thought they were a big deal? Damn Louis, you've once again made this match to easy for me by shooting yourself in the foot. Thanks, Cypher, for making my job very easy. The sad thing for you is, I'm not done yet. Regardless, there's no doubt in my mind that you are in fact, a pro, at jobbing...
I would go on about how Hardcore matches are in fact not easy because it's not about hitting idiots like you with weapons which is the usual trash shoot that I hear from imbeciles like you over the years but I'm satisfied with exposing you once again to be full of hot air. What can I say, Louis, you've always been my best teammate in the matches we've had. You are always finding a way to lazily trip yourself up over that abnormally large and completely unwarranted ego of yours.
Moving on to the Hardcore title, the most versatile title in SFT history. Depending on who holds it, this title will always be defended against any comers, well, most of the time. There are at least 3 individuals who've gotten out of defending this trophy. One of them cried about defending it at all costs and desecrated the SFT Hardcore Title. the other, I've got no idea their reasoning behind shitting on this prestigious title but I know that there's no excuse for not defending this title. The other individual is in the same boat as the second person that I'd just mentioned. There's simply no reason for anyone to get out of defending the Hardcore title when they are representing themselves. Luckily Louis!! You're not one of those pathetic individuals I'd just mentioned; who, for whatever reason didn't defend the title that should always be defended against all odds because if you were one of those cowards, then I would be giving you a lot more shit than I already am.
*Rumpke winks at the camera with a smirk on his face.*
The Hardcore Championship should always be defended Even if they're going up against another federation while representing SFT. That was a fun thought and it'll continue to get more interesting very soon, after Titans 94 to be exact. Yet, the time I'd defended SFT's Hardcore Championship against ICW, their choice of who'd face me was completely underwhelming, and sadly; this individual stood no chance of beating me even though I was also competing in the main event where I'd eventually eliminate myself before Redd finished the job for team SFT.
Which brings me to another example of how you'll shoot yourself in the foot with the garbage that you've carelessly thrown out in your promos. In the past, you had claimed that you had done more than Candace at Bad Abundance. Yet, the facts determined, this was a lie... Yes, Cypher, you did have two matches that night and we'll get into that a bit more, soon. Before we do, Louis, would you please remind me, who exactly eliminated you that night? Oh wait, I remember, it was Candace. She had done quite a bit of eliminating that night if I remember correctly while you eliminated one individual...
Anyway, back to the other match you had that evening. You were ONE of FIVE individuals in a gauntlet match against ONE man, Don... Four wrestlers came out before you, they softened him up and yet, despite all of that handicap you were given, you still weren't able to do nothing besides fumble one of those ten championship opportunities I'd talked about earlier in part one of this promo... Once again Louis; I can understand why you've always elected to have a short memory. This way, you'd be able to come out and continue to shoot like a third rate heel, who's still trying to learn this craft.
Changing gears
On August 27th, Louis Cypher had a dream where he talked to a deity of some sort. It "stroked" his ego before Louis had woken up. After he was awake, Cypher claimed that he was feeling it, his old evil self coming back after his wet dream. The clown then went on to give a tad bit of shoot on Jay, claiming that this was, extremely bad for him.
Naturally to Louis, it was just another day like today, where he comes out, runs his mouth like about how he's going to recover from his follies before the idiot falls flat on his face without putting up much of a fight. Everyone, that right there, is typical Louis Cypher... He is a sad case, much like I am in different ways. Truth be told, I'd like to see Louis Cypher get his ass in gear and do well in SFT for a change. I honestly get tired of doing this to him over and over...
I'm sick and tired of having this loop where I've got to beat this puny devil senseless... For a while now, I've been sick of watching what could be, an interesting individual get downplayed so much to where he's nothing more than a joke because this person lacks any real drive to put the work into himself. I understand that I'm on record for calling Louis Cypher stupid, a buffoon, a clown as well as many other things, and while those are all true at this time; they wouldn't have to be the truth. Louis's obtuseness is a result of his apathetic as well as lazy behavior. If Cypher wasn't so content with his lack of mediocrity, I wouldn't doubt that he'd be capable of becoming a great World Champion but until he fixes these issues, this man will continue to be a dunce here in SFT. He'll continue to play second or even third fiddle to others who are willing to put in the time working on their craft.
It's time Louis Cypher, the moment has come where you've got to learn and honestly try to do better. Otherwise, you'll continue being one of these dark characters that no one will ever fear let alone take seriously... Please spare us of these half-hearted redemption stories where you're going to become a sadistic force to be reckoned with because they'll never work out unless you intend on trying. I'll tell you something else; if you're honestly feeling like you'll be progressing to new heights. Don't tell us, show us! Let your actions speak for you, otherwise, they're only words which will never hold any weight. What you've got to do now man is a grind, don't worry about if I'll show up or not. Pay no attention to how little I've done this match because promos like this can come out of nowhere at any given moment. Instead of concerning yourself about what I'm doing, you should be worried about yourself and what you're doing. Good night!
The end of part 2.
