Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2020 2:06:23 GMT -5
Indecision, it's plaguing me right now. I'm not sure how I'd like to go about handling this self-proclaimed boogeyman because like Apok, Louis Cypher is also the least of my worries. Regardless, I've been going back and forth ever since he ran his mouth and confirmed his stupidity once again. So please, have some patience with me.. Strings they're somewhere around here, I'm looking for them but they aren't showing up.
Weights are one of the only things I currently feel. They're chained to me and I've been struggling to keep my head above water. In my mind, I'm sick of this feeling. It's not any fun and hasn't been for a while. Yet, I keep coming back to this toxic relationship. It's like I'm begging for punishment. Earlier today, I thought about all of this and how I'm in desperate need of help but these thoughts helped nothing. No benefit came from them, these were just ideas, ones which should've held a lot of weight because there's a lot of truth behind these beliefs but sadly; I'm an idiot when it comes to some addictions. I fear that rock bottom will have to beat my body and mind down before something changes. Barely even a minute later after those thoughts which I'd previously mentioned, another rail found it's way into my system and here I am; once again, somewhere between high and depressed with a vast amount of energy.
Ambien's, they were able to temporarily supplement my appetite for this white-colored bane that's been in my life for a while now. Yet in the end, those pills they vanished too quickly and now I'm back to hating what I've become. I feel so.. Weighted down right now...
He shot himself in the foot
I'd imagine that Mr. Cypher likes this. I would bet that he's feeling good about how he measures up against me at this moment. After all, Louis is only capable of beating a weakened Rumpke. Time has shown this, yet unfortunately for him. There's something wrong with his, false hopes of victory. I'm utterly pissed off and desperate to take the frustration of my failures out on someone. Sadly, Louis Cypher is the unlucky individual who's got to step into a hardcore match with me. I am weighed down by the effects of meth, I'm also a wounded animal, and this fellow idiot, Mr. Cypher, he thinks that it's a good idea to "attempt" to corner me. While he may try to pin me, Louis simply can't keep up with me right now, despite my handicap.
Heck, I just saw that he came out with another forgettable promo, that's two this Titans so far. This poor guy, he needed the head start. He started off trying so hard to reach the finish line before me yet; I was already there and I've simply been waiting on him to arrive. Sadly, he's done next to nothing with these two promos and he'll soon find himself trying to catch up. His shoot in the first one was cute, Louis showed his cuddly side. Talking about how he was going to, "hammer" me for the next two weeks, yet I'm still waiting to see him hammer me with something groundbreaking. I'm sure Cypher thought that those two promos were hammering me because he's not bright enough to realize those were weak pings. Comparable to a person shooting someone else with a super soaker... Heck, I'd bet that if I would wait for another six months, year, or even a decade and Louis still wouldn't have brought a true challenge for me. There's simply no reason why this "Boogeyman" should be this slow. He's tried these half-hearted approaches for many years now and they've never gotten him anywhere besides a few titles won.
At first glance, people would think that it's good to win titles but what will these championships say about you, besides that you're a former champion? Well, that depends on who you beat for the titles and then you've got to ask yourself; How good were the people you beat? Were they on a roll or have they been fading when you defeated them? There are a few questions but there is also more. Now that you've obtained the title, how do you defend it? Will you take on all comers and go out of your way to build the prestige of this championship? Are you going to find new ways of defending said title too not only make the defense more difficult to retain what is your title? Who in the heck do you defend this belt from?
All of these questions, they'll determine what kind of champion you'll be. If you take the easy road then the title is making you and you'll have a cap at how good you'd be able to become. Yet, if you're going to make your championship run and be a defending champion against ALL COMERS then you'd be making the title what it is. A gold belt, in truth, is nothing besides eye candy Louis. Your mentioning of me and my lack of ambition for the World Title tells me that you're thinking too highly of these empty trophies. You'd be doing yourself a favor if you would fix this thinking. Relying on championship titles to measure capability has never been a sound idea and it never will be.
Nevertheless, let's go a little further with the "titles" subject. You'd cockily asked when the last time I held a title was. I'm certain that you thought you were, "hammering" me because when it comes to shooting on promos. You've got a knack for making yourself look like a buffoon. The stupid shit that you ask or say glares brightly for everyone to see but your head is always staring into the darkness for some odd reason which causes you to miss out on the fact that you're a joke. Regardless of this, you've essentially shot yourself in the foot with that question, and well; I'm finding your stupidity extremely funny! It's okay Louis, I've been needing a good laugh, thanks for that!
Anyway, it's time for me to answer your question. The last time I held a title was earlier this year. I'd dropped it sometime this spring after holding onto it for a while. Yet, when I look for your name in the history books, it appears that you've not held a title in OVER TWO years... What's even sadder than this, is that you've had ample amounts of opportunities to win championships since August of 2018. I took a look at the history and counted ten chances that you had to get some gold since August 2018 to win some gold. Sadly, poor little Louis, he just couldn't perform as well as he acts. This word, you're going to see a few times, "lazy", that's what you are Cypher. You are also incapable of putting up a fight against a challenge. All ten of those opportunities that you were given, these were a complete waste of time...
In the past two years Louis, I've had two chances to get the only gold that matters to me, the Hardcore Title, and both of those times; I brought home the gold. You've got a big fat 0% win rate at championship matches since August of 2018 while I've got a 100%. Sure, it's 2 opportunities against 10 but heck man; You didn't even win 2 of those titles and you know what else? You're not going to win this match.
Okay, now I'm going to stop for a moment, so I can look at this gif which demonstrates Cypher's incapability of shooting...
I'll give you credit Louis, you've beaten me, once... Although, despite that, I'll still smirk at your cold stare before I forcefully put you on your derriere like the weak little wrestler you are. You've forgotten who I am and what I'm capable of. I don't blame you for this, hell man, if I were you, I'd rather have a short memory too seeing at how one-sided our history has always been. You can talk about your obsession with demons, the devil, or any other story you'd like to spin. You're also entitled to your opinion about what you believe I do or don't do around here yet opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them and they all stink.
The end of part 1.
