Post by Jay Impact on Sept 18, 2020 12:42:42 GMT -5
The scene opens inside Snapdragon Coffee & Social, one of the best cafes in East Rutherford, New Jersey. People call it a hidden germ. People love the lounge-like, vintage decor of the entire space, which makes the place feel all the more cozy and inviting. SFT's own and former Intercontinental Champion, Jay Impact is seen sitting in the same cafe having his coffee alone until a lady gets to the counter and pays for her desired morning meal and then proceed to find any nearby seat to sit. She walks up to Impact’s table as Impact greets her.
Jay Impact: Hello!
Lady: Hi! .. Is this free?
She points her finger to an empty chair with Jay’s table as Jay looks at the chair and gives her a taunting smile.
Jay Impact: ‘Is this free?’ - Yes, of course! Standard question, standard response. So standard we forget to think. Well I like to challenge standards catch people off-guard. Make them think.
Lady: Oh! I am sorry I didn’t get what you mean by that but you seem like an interesting person. Well my name is Felecia. I think I know you.
Jay Impact: I am predictable. Call me half-man, half-amazing. Nice to meet you Fulgencia (Felicia)! My name is Jay and I am a professional wrestler, performing at SFT. I am 35, 6 feet 2 inches, tall, smart, handsome, blonde, invented by two Canadians while they were having fun with each other, I can cook, clean, eat, drink, sleep etc.
Felicia: Wait! Is this Jason Sean Impact?
Jay Impact: TOTALLY! But I never mentioned that part, did I?
Lady: Jason, its me Felicia! Back in high-school we had classes together. Gilbert Classical Academy. Remember? I caught you by you pronouncing my name wrong.
Jay Impact: In Arizona?! Holy Cow!! Felicia, man you… (Jay starts her from upside down) How.. How did you get so slim?
Felicia: Excuse me?
Jay Impact: I remember you greeting your female friends with your hugs and making them disappear completely. But how did you manage to lose so much weight? Remember, Josh used to call you a Buffalo? .. and .. and.. Samantha came up with a joke on you every chubby corner of your body looked 10th month pregnant. How much did you weight at that time? 110 kg?
Jay continues to verbally expresses himself so loudly that it can be heard by the nearby people as Felicia starts scratching her ear and looking around sneakingly, giving nervous laughs at Jay and smacks her foot on Jay’s shin from underneath the table.
Jay Impact: Ouch! What did I do?
Felicia: Hehe! .. (nervously laughs) .. Can we discuss something else?
Jay Impact: Like what?
Felicia: Why bothered about the past me? Look at the new me now. My extra flesh is invisible. I am a floating dress, red silk, sashay away. I am runway ready.
Jay Impact: TOTALLY! Holy Heaven! If an Ape can evolve into a Man as Charles Darwin claims then anything can happen on this tiny planet of ours. So, what are you up to these days?
Felicia: I am working as a News reporter for a private TV channel.
Jay Impact: Nice! So what is it like to be a reporter?
Felicia: Being a reporter, before all else, is about doing research. It can be a challenging and exciting job, and one day rarely is like the next. How about you? I never thought you will actually end up as a professional wrestler. I have seen you a couples of time on the TV and was telling myself that I know this man. I swear to God, you look so different in that ring.
Jay Impact: I know, I look a lot sexier on the screen. But to be honest I never thought that I will end up being a wrestler. It just happened out of a blue, it is like we are sitting here talking and suddenly we start making out outta nowhere.
Felicia: Uh-Huh!!
Jay Impact: See, that was my expression too. It just happened. Like this..
Impact wastes no time and steals a kiss from Felicia who never saw it coming. Her eyes wide open as she cleans her mouth by the dorsal side of her hand, calls Jay's name outta embarrassment.
Felicia: JAY!!
Jay Impact: Well, I was.. just.. tryna.. explain you. Like how I ended up being a professional wrestler. I thought maybe a little bit of experiment with the scientific discovery may help you understand the whole thing.
Felicia: Well we are sitting in a public place, we've got families around and you just went PG-13.
Jay Impact: O come on, Adelicia (Felicia).. Even PG-13 kids watch NC-17 shows these days and there parents can do absolutely nothing about that. Where in the world do you live?
Felicia: Flecia, its FLE-SHIA!
Jay Impact: Yes, Flecia! Forget about the kissing part. I have something more interesting to tell you. You know I am just two freaking weeks away from having my first ever World Title match.
Felicia: Yes, my nephew tune into that show every single week and I happened to watch that show a couple of times and saw that you are on a hot winning streak.
Jay Impact: Yes, I call it a legendary streak that is going to remain intact until I want to pass the torch to somebody else. But that ain't happening anytime soon you know.
Felicia: But Jay, your World Title match is still two weeks away. How about this week? I have heard you are put in a cage match against..
Jay Impact: ..against Tits-fight!
Felicia: Twilight?
Jay Impact: Yeah, him. I don't know why this an has been put into a cage against me? He should be put behind some bars where they put Sarah Connor in Terminator 2. He has been sharing a whole lot of superficial scripts of his own which even Netflix won't be interested to buy it for free. He might not able to swallow the defeat I gave him last time and maybe thinking that he can beat me this time. But no, he is being put in a 10 feet steel structure against the most gifted, skillful, brilliant and talented wrestler on SFT's roster.
Felicia: And the number one contender.
Jay Impact: Right! and Exuperancia, I will never have any pity for Sexy Knight..
Felicia: Twlight, and by the way my name is Felicia.
Jay Impact: Yeah, him, Felicia, I will have no pity for him even if he has been through some mental issues. I made him bowed down to me a few weeks ago but if the management still wants me to kick his butts inside the cage than I am ready... to rub his face into the steel mesh so much that if his iPhone has a face recognition lock than that phone will not be ready to be unlocked until he has a proper facial surgery.
Felicia: I guess you watched too much of the Punisher series?
Jay Impact: Actually Rumpke dropped its season one DVD in my lockerroom while he was drunk. That's the only good thing he has done for me apart from losing a hardcore match.
Felicia: That was incredibly awesome to know all that. I can’t wait to write my blog sharing this different side of sports entertainment to my readers. I am sure people will enjoy reading that.
Jay Impact: Sounds like a plan, ex-fatty!
Felicia: Yes! Now excuse me, Jason, but I gotta go now. I have a meeting at 10am straight with someone. I hope you will have a great day and wish you the best for your cage and World Title match.
Jay Impact: Thanks! You too!
Felicia begins to leave as a man who seems to be a Briton comes with a mug of his coffee near Impact’s table to have a sit.
Man: Hello!
Jay Impact: Hi!
Man: Is this free?
Jay Impact: Just a minute! Are you gay?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Are you Arab?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Are you Black?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: But any of these are a problem to you?
Man: Oh! No No! Nooo!
Jay Impact: Do you vote Labor
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Lib Dem?
Man: Ah! No!
Jay Impact: Conservative?
Man: No, mate!
Jay Impact: Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activity or genocide, or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved in any way with persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?
Man: Errm, No!
Jay Impact: Do you have a Facebook account?
Man: No! (frustrated tone)
Jay Impact: Do you drive or drive a Hummer?
Man: I wish, err, no!
Jay Impact: Do you consider yourself to have any kind of mental illness?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Drug addiction?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Lactose intolerance?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Communication disorder?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Are you male?
Man: NO! .. WAIT!.. YES!
Jay Impact: Caught you!
Jay Impact gives an evil grin on his face and then gets up from his seat to leave the table empty as the Briton sits there staring Impact with loads of confusion on his face as Impact walks out from the coffee shop after tipping the waiter.
Jay Impact: Hello!
Lady: Hi! .. Is this free?
She points her finger to an empty chair with Jay’s table as Jay looks at the chair and gives her a taunting smile.
Jay Impact: ‘Is this free?’ - Yes, of course! Standard question, standard response. So standard we forget to think. Well I like to challenge standards catch people off-guard. Make them think.
Lady: Oh! I am sorry I didn’t get what you mean by that but you seem like an interesting person. Well my name is Felecia. I think I know you.
Jay Impact: I am predictable. Call me half-man, half-amazing. Nice to meet you Fulgencia (Felicia)! My name is Jay and I am a professional wrestler, performing at SFT. I am 35, 6 feet 2 inches, tall, smart, handsome, blonde, invented by two Canadians while they were having fun with each other, I can cook, clean, eat, drink, sleep etc.
Felicia: Wait! Is this Jason Sean Impact?
Jay Impact: TOTALLY! But I never mentioned that part, did I?
Lady: Jason, its me Felicia! Back in high-school we had classes together. Gilbert Classical Academy. Remember? I caught you by you pronouncing my name wrong.
Jay Impact: In Arizona?! Holy Cow!! Felicia, man you… (Jay starts her from upside down) How.. How did you get so slim?
Felicia: Excuse me?
Jay Impact: I remember you greeting your female friends with your hugs and making them disappear completely. But how did you manage to lose so much weight? Remember, Josh used to call you a Buffalo? .. and .. and.. Samantha came up with a joke on you every chubby corner of your body looked 10th month pregnant. How much did you weight at that time? 110 kg?
Jay continues to verbally expresses himself so loudly that it can be heard by the nearby people as Felicia starts scratching her ear and looking around sneakingly, giving nervous laughs at Jay and smacks her foot on Jay’s shin from underneath the table.
Jay Impact: Ouch! What did I do?
Felicia: Hehe! .. (nervously laughs) .. Can we discuss something else?
Jay Impact: Like what?
Felicia: Why bothered about the past me? Look at the new me now. My extra flesh is invisible. I am a floating dress, red silk, sashay away. I am runway ready.
Jay Impact: TOTALLY! Holy Heaven! If an Ape can evolve into a Man as Charles Darwin claims then anything can happen on this tiny planet of ours. So, what are you up to these days?
Felicia: I am working as a News reporter for a private TV channel.
Jay Impact: Nice! So what is it like to be a reporter?
Felicia: Being a reporter, before all else, is about doing research. It can be a challenging and exciting job, and one day rarely is like the next. How about you? I never thought you will actually end up as a professional wrestler. I have seen you a couples of time on the TV and was telling myself that I know this man. I swear to God, you look so different in that ring.
Jay Impact: I know, I look a lot sexier on the screen. But to be honest I never thought that I will end up being a wrestler. It just happened out of a blue, it is like we are sitting here talking and suddenly we start making out outta nowhere.
Felicia: Uh-Huh!!
Jay Impact: See, that was my expression too. It just happened. Like this..
Impact wastes no time and steals a kiss from Felicia who never saw it coming. Her eyes wide open as she cleans her mouth by the dorsal side of her hand, calls Jay's name outta embarrassment.
Felicia: JAY!!
Jay Impact: Well, I was.. just.. tryna.. explain you. Like how I ended up being a professional wrestler. I thought maybe a little bit of experiment with the scientific discovery may help you understand the whole thing.
Felicia: Well we are sitting in a public place, we've got families around and you just went PG-13.
Jay Impact: O come on, Adelicia (Felicia).. Even PG-13 kids watch NC-17 shows these days and there parents can do absolutely nothing about that. Where in the world do you live?
Felicia: Flecia, its FLE-SHIA!
Jay Impact: Yes, Flecia! Forget about the kissing part. I have something more interesting to tell you. You know I am just two freaking weeks away from having my first ever World Title match.
Felicia: Yes, my nephew tune into that show every single week and I happened to watch that show a couple of times and saw that you are on a hot winning streak.
Jay Impact: Yes, I call it a legendary streak that is going to remain intact until I want to pass the torch to somebody else. But that ain't happening anytime soon you know.
Felicia: But Jay, your World Title match is still two weeks away. How about this week? I have heard you are put in a cage match against..
Jay Impact: ..against Tits-fight!
Felicia: Twilight?
Jay Impact: Yeah, him. I don't know why this an has been put into a cage against me? He should be put behind some bars where they put Sarah Connor in Terminator 2. He has been sharing a whole lot of superficial scripts of his own which even Netflix won't be interested to buy it for free. He might not able to swallow the defeat I gave him last time and maybe thinking that he can beat me this time. But no, he is being put in a 10 feet steel structure against the most gifted, skillful, brilliant and talented wrestler on SFT's roster.
Felicia: And the number one contender.
Jay Impact: Right! and Exuperancia, I will never have any pity for Sexy Knight..
Felicia: Twlight, and by the way my name is Felicia.
Jay Impact: Yeah, him, Felicia, I will have no pity for him even if he has been through some mental issues. I made him bowed down to me a few weeks ago but if the management still wants me to kick his butts inside the cage than I am ready... to rub his face into the steel mesh so much that if his iPhone has a face recognition lock than that phone will not be ready to be unlocked until he has a proper facial surgery.
Felicia: I guess you watched too much of the Punisher series?
Jay Impact: Actually Rumpke dropped its season one DVD in my lockerroom while he was drunk. That's the only good thing he has done for me apart from losing a hardcore match.
Felicia: That was incredibly awesome to know all that. I can’t wait to write my blog sharing this different side of sports entertainment to my readers. I am sure people will enjoy reading that.
Jay Impact: Sounds like a plan, ex-fatty!
Felicia: Yes! Now excuse me, Jason, but I gotta go now. I have a meeting at 10am straight with someone. I hope you will have a great day and wish you the best for your cage and World Title match.
Jay Impact: Thanks! You too!
Felicia begins to leave as a man who seems to be a Briton comes with a mug of his coffee near Impact’s table to have a sit.
Man: Hello!
Jay Impact: Hi!
Man: Is this free?
Jay Impact: Just a minute! Are you gay?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Are you Arab?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Are you Black?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: But any of these are a problem to you?
Man: Oh! No No! Nooo!
Jay Impact: Do you vote Labor
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Lib Dem?
Man: Ah! No!
Jay Impact: Conservative?
Man: No, mate!
Jay Impact: Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activity or genocide, or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved in any way with persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?
Man: Errm, No!
Jay Impact: Do you have a Facebook account?
Man: No! (frustrated tone)
Jay Impact: Do you drive or drive a Hummer?
Man: I wish, err, no!
Jay Impact: Do you consider yourself to have any kind of mental illness?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Drug addiction?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Lactose intolerance?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Communication disorder?
Man: No!
Jay Impact: Are you male?
Man: NO! .. WAIT!.. YES!
Jay Impact: Caught you!
Jay Impact gives an evil grin on his face and then gets up from his seat to leave the table empty as the Briton sits there staring Impact with loads of confusion on his face as Impact walks out from the coffee shop after tipping the waiter.
