Post by Jay Impact on Aug 29, 2020 2:47:15 GMT -5
Jay Impact is driving his SUV somewhere in the streets of Los Angeles. He reaches a residential area and stops the vehicle somewhere near a house. The former SFT IC Champ is accompanied by the reigning SFT IC Champ, Candace, sitting on the passenger seat.
Jay Impact: I hope we are the right place.
Candace: This valley seems darker than my whole yard.
Jay Impact: This is why they call it the Dark Valley.
Candace: They do?
Jay Impact: Nah! Just kidding.
Impact turns off the ignition as they both leave the vehicle. Jay takes out his phone from his pant and starts talking someone and informs them that he is standing right outside their house. They then walk toward the main door of that house as some blonde lady named Christine opens the door with nervousness on her face and invites both of them in.
Jay Impact: Hello, beautiful lady.
Christine: Hey! Thank you so much for coming Mr. Impact. I really hope you can help my sister out. Who's this gentlewoman?
Candace: Hello, I am Can..
Jay cuts Candace off and hits a slight of his elbow to her bicep.
Jay Impact: Oh! She's one of my assistances. I am the ACTUAL person who is gonna check on your sister.
Jay laughs nervously as Candace stares him and rolls her eyes. Christine then lead them to a room where a young possessed-lady is chained to the bed, growling, demonic hissing and making weird noises.
Christine: Here she is...
Jay Impact: How old is she?
Christine: She’s only 18.
Jay Impact: Okay. But I want to give you a disclaimer. The girl we confront in there is not your sister. Alright?
Christine nods her head as Jay starts opening his tote bag and taking his stuff out that is gonna help him to expel the evil spirit out of that young possessed girl. While he was searching for his stuff, the possessed girl turns her attention toward Jay and starts talking to him.
Possessed Girl: Jay..?!
Jay Impact: .. Yeah…?!! ..Vlad?!
The possessed girl starts laughing out of jest as Jay laughs back with her.
Jay Impact: Are you kidding me? Holy cow! Vlad - you old sun of a beach, how are you? Where you have been all this time?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Well, I’m always crawling my way out. You know what I am saying? Possessed through Europe some, you?
Jay Impact: I have been in the States, you know, bad economy, better the Satanism.
Both Jay and Vlad starts laughing together after sharing a friendly gesture with each other.
Candace: Excuse me! Hold on for just one good second. You guys know each other?
Jay Impact: Oh, hey, Vlad! Meet my assistant Candace, she does what I quit a long time ago.
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Candace!!! Such a beautiful woman. What the hell are you doing with this punk?
Candace raises her eyebrows and looks at Jay in shocks and then giggles.
Candace: Demon and Talented. Nice combo!
Jay Impact: Vlad is smart Candace, he can also predict what is gonna happen to Lonnie Hesper after I seal all unecessary holes in his body next Tuesday on Titans.
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Lonnie Hesper? Its Louis Cypher, you moron!
Jay Impact: That's right. Him!!
Candace: … So, Vlad (hesitating tone).. What else do you know about his match this Tuesday?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): I am not a fortune teller, Candace but all I can guarantee that after Jay defeats Cypher this Tuesday, he is gonna cuck socks in a state of punishment.
Jay Impact: Cuck Socks?!!! Or do you mean; Suck Co….
Candace quickly interrupts the conversation between Jay and Vlad gives a friendly push to Impact to step him back.
Candace: I think we already have a wonderful introduction. But I don't want this discussion to turn into an audio-pornography.
Vlad gives an evil grin as Jay sits on a nearby small stool and and gets some more friendly with him before start the exorcism.
Jay Impact: You know how many rounds I have gone with this bastard right there? What is it, like, our ninth session? How would you wrangle this one? Heavy metal?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Come on Jay, what is this, 1985?
Jay Impact: Harry Potter (Vlad laughs) Should have been my first guess. That is the gift that keeps on giving.
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Oh, the freaking Potterheads.
Christine interupts the conversation by clearing her throat.
Christine: Aherrmm!! So, about.. my sister, Mr. Impact?. (nervous laugh)
Jay Impact: Yeah, Right!
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): The Sister. Look at us back with all the bunch of Golden Girls over here. (laughs)
Candace: Hey, I've got dark hair!
Jay Impact: Vlad, buddy, its quite late right now and I need to drop Candace to home in time so she can prepare a grave for my Titans opponent. Because after this session I also need to give a visit to Logan Copper...
Candace: Louis Cypher!
Jay Impact: Yes, him! I need to visit him too for some exorcism. He has gone schizophrenic and been speaking a lot more bull-crap lately. So tell me, are you gonna get out of there then?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Interesting! But I don't think so, Jay. I am going up against you, I wanna dance.
Jay Impact: I wouldn't expect it any other way. (Jay turns to Candace) Assistance Candace! Why don’t you take this beautiful lady (Christine) out for some break.
Candace: Your holiness...PASTOR!!
With that said Jay Impact gets up and takes out the holy water from his bag as Vlad starts growling and giving demonic hissing. Candace takes Christine out of the room. Jay starts sprinkling the water in the name of Heavenly Father on the possessed body as Vlad screams in pain and making loud noises as the scene fades out.
Jay Impact: I hope we are the right place.
Candace: This valley seems darker than my whole yard.
Jay Impact: This is why they call it the Dark Valley.
Candace: They do?
Jay Impact: Nah! Just kidding.
Impact turns off the ignition as they both leave the vehicle. Jay takes out his phone from his pant and starts talking someone and informs them that he is standing right outside their house. They then walk toward the main door of that house as some blonde lady named Christine opens the door with nervousness on her face and invites both of them in.
Jay Impact: Hello, beautiful lady.
Christine: Hey! Thank you so much for coming Mr. Impact. I really hope you can help my sister out. Who's this gentlewoman?
Candace: Hello, I am Can..
Jay cuts Candace off and hits a slight of his elbow to her bicep.
Jay Impact: Oh! She's one of my assistances. I am the ACTUAL person who is gonna check on your sister.
Jay laughs nervously as Candace stares him and rolls her eyes. Christine then lead them to a room where a young possessed-lady is chained to the bed, growling, demonic hissing and making weird noises.
Christine: Here she is...
Jay Impact: How old is she?
Christine: She’s only 18.
Jay Impact: Okay. But I want to give you a disclaimer. The girl we confront in there is not your sister. Alright?
Christine nods her head as Jay starts opening his tote bag and taking his stuff out that is gonna help him to expel the evil spirit out of that young possessed girl. While he was searching for his stuff, the possessed girl turns her attention toward Jay and starts talking to him.
Possessed Girl: Jay..?!
Jay Impact: .. Yeah…?!! ..Vlad?!
The possessed girl starts laughing out of jest as Jay laughs back with her.
Jay Impact: Are you kidding me? Holy cow! Vlad - you old sun of a beach, how are you? Where you have been all this time?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Well, I’m always crawling my way out. You know what I am saying? Possessed through Europe some, you?
Jay Impact: I have been in the States, you know, bad economy, better the Satanism.
Both Jay and Vlad starts laughing together after sharing a friendly gesture with each other.
Candace: Excuse me! Hold on for just one good second. You guys know each other?
Jay Impact: Oh, hey, Vlad! Meet my assistant Candace, she does what I quit a long time ago.
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Candace!!! Such a beautiful woman. What the hell are you doing with this punk?
Candace raises her eyebrows and looks at Jay in shocks and then giggles.
Candace: Demon and Talented. Nice combo!
Jay Impact: Vlad is smart Candace, he can also predict what is gonna happen to Lonnie Hesper after I seal all unecessary holes in his body next Tuesday on Titans.
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Lonnie Hesper? Its Louis Cypher, you moron!
Jay Impact: That's right. Him!!
Candace: … So, Vlad (hesitating tone).. What else do you know about his match this Tuesday?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): I am not a fortune teller, Candace but all I can guarantee that after Jay defeats Cypher this Tuesday, he is gonna cuck socks in a state of punishment.
Jay Impact: Cuck Socks?!!! Or do you mean; Suck Co….
Candace quickly interrupts the conversation between Jay and Vlad gives a friendly push to Impact to step him back.
Candace: I think we already have a wonderful introduction. But I don't want this discussion to turn into an audio-pornography.
Vlad gives an evil grin as Jay sits on a nearby small stool and and gets some more friendly with him before start the exorcism.
Jay Impact: You know how many rounds I have gone with this bastard right there? What is it, like, our ninth session? How would you wrangle this one? Heavy metal?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Come on Jay, what is this, 1985?
Jay Impact: Harry Potter (Vlad laughs) Should have been my first guess. That is the gift that keeps on giving.
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Oh, the freaking Potterheads.
Christine interupts the conversation by clearing her throat.
Christine: Aherrmm!! So, about.. my sister, Mr. Impact?. (nervous laugh)
Jay Impact: Yeah, Right!
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): The Sister. Look at us back with all the bunch of Golden Girls over here. (laughs)
Candace: Hey, I've got dark hair!
Jay Impact: Vlad, buddy, its quite late right now and I need to drop Candace to home in time so she can prepare a grave for my Titans opponent. Because after this session I also need to give a visit to Logan Copper...
Candace: Louis Cypher!
Jay Impact: Yes, him! I need to visit him too for some exorcism. He has gone schizophrenic and been speaking a lot more bull-crap lately. So tell me, are you gonna get out of there then?
Possessed Girl (Demon Vlad): Interesting! But I don't think so, Jay. I am going up against you, I wanna dance.
Jay Impact: I wouldn't expect it any other way. (Jay turns to Candace) Assistance Candace! Why don’t you take this beautiful lady (Christine) out for some break.
Candace: Your holiness...PASTOR!!
With that said Jay Impact gets up and takes out the holy water from his bag as Vlad starts growling and giving demonic hissing. Candace takes Christine out of the room. Jay starts sprinkling the water in the name of Heavenly Father on the possessed body as Vlad screams in pain and making loud noises as the scene fades out.
