Post by louiscypher on Jul 20, 2020 21:58:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. The street has been quiet for over a month. And it will be even quieter for much much longer. But I can always find a nice play to eat. Today I am in C Heaven. Which if you need to know stands for Crawfish Heaven. You can order it any way you like it, Me personally I like em broiled or boiled or over catfish, put some lime salt and enough tobasco sauce to kill a horse and it all tastes awesome.
I find my table, the place is virtually empty. As it is I have 2 waiters pretty much asking me every 2 minutes if I need anything. I order, and I sip on my ice tea, before the glass even gets half way its already been refilled. I could get used to this.
Anyway where was I? Oh who cares? I might as well talk about Candace. Candace I want to wish you congratulations on winning the IC title. You have really made a name for yourself in SFT. And you’ve earned it. But I get the feeling that you do not quite grasp the situation that you are in. As IC champion you are going to be getting a world title shot I assume after Apok gets his shot. And I am kind of envious of that. I figure the only way to ensure you do not get a world title shot is to take your IC title away. I am sorry Candace it has to be done.
SFT has been around since 1996. That is such a long time, its crazy. I wonder how many federations can boast the same thing? Zero thats how many. SFT was once home to saints, sinners, kings and queens, and now we have one dinosaur left, well two if you could Jude. But Redd is enough, I think you know first hand what he is. And like all sleeping giants, we let him sleep. We play with each other and let him sleep. Cause when he wakes, all hell breaks loose. So best to let sleeping giants sleep. But we have fun and keep to ourselves. That has always been our way. We keep to our tiny corner of the universe. And for the most part we are happy here. And I am sure you are finding this place to be quite different from other places. As much as I hate more of the wrestlers here, I cannot deny how safe I feel here. NO one seemed to hate me to much for abandoning my wife and kids. And no one seemed to much when I revealed I had a boyfriend. This place accepts us flaws and all. I cant hate them for that. But I hate them for being weak minded dweebs hahahaha.
I hate them for being better people than me. I hate you Candace for probably being a better wrestler than me. And most of all I hate God for forgiving me for all that I have done. I do not deserve forgiveness. And yet it is still mine.
I have no doubt I will someway find my way into hell. Its my goal since I was 10 years old after all. And what is life without goals? So Candace what is your goal? Was it just to enter the lethal lottery and try to win? And go off into the sunset of whatever place you came from? I honestly dont remember what federation you came from, that place is that unimportant. Compared to SFT most federations are an embarrassment. But there is no accounting for taste.
Well that is all I really have to say tonight. I hope you all enjoy your dinners just like I am about to enjoy mine.
Fade
I find my table, the place is virtually empty. As it is I have 2 waiters pretty much asking me every 2 minutes if I need anything. I order, and I sip on my ice tea, before the glass even gets half way its already been refilled. I could get used to this.
Anyway where was I? Oh who cares? I might as well talk about Candace. Candace I want to wish you congratulations on winning the IC title. You have really made a name for yourself in SFT. And you’ve earned it. But I get the feeling that you do not quite grasp the situation that you are in. As IC champion you are going to be getting a world title shot I assume after Apok gets his shot. And I am kind of envious of that. I figure the only way to ensure you do not get a world title shot is to take your IC title away. I am sorry Candace it has to be done.
SFT has been around since 1996. That is such a long time, its crazy. I wonder how many federations can boast the same thing? Zero thats how many. SFT was once home to saints, sinners, kings and queens, and now we have one dinosaur left, well two if you could Jude. But Redd is enough, I think you know first hand what he is. And like all sleeping giants, we let him sleep. We play with each other and let him sleep. Cause when he wakes, all hell breaks loose. So best to let sleeping giants sleep. But we have fun and keep to ourselves. That has always been our way. We keep to our tiny corner of the universe. And for the most part we are happy here. And I am sure you are finding this place to be quite different from other places. As much as I hate more of the wrestlers here, I cannot deny how safe I feel here. NO one seemed to hate me to much for abandoning my wife and kids. And no one seemed to much when I revealed I had a boyfriend. This place accepts us flaws and all. I cant hate them for that. But I hate them for being weak minded dweebs hahahaha.
I hate them for being better people than me. I hate you Candace for probably being a better wrestler than me. And most of all I hate God for forgiving me for all that I have done. I do not deserve forgiveness. And yet it is still mine.
I have no doubt I will someway find my way into hell. Its my goal since I was 10 years old after all. And what is life without goals? So Candace what is your goal? Was it just to enter the lethal lottery and try to win? And go off into the sunset of whatever place you came from? I honestly dont remember what federation you came from, that place is that unimportant. Compared to SFT most federations are an embarrassment. But there is no accounting for taste.
Well that is all I really have to say tonight. I hope you all enjoy your dinners just like I am about to enjoy mine.
Fade
