Post by Joey on Jun 16, 2020 16:23:52 GMT -5
RW and JC take their spots as we see Rage Against the Machine as they play Bulls on Parade.
The crowd is nuts.
RW: I heard they were touring a while ago, how are we able to afford them? Just for playing one song has to be astronomical?
JC: Harold has deep pockets I guess.
RW: Well folks welcome to our 12th Annual Lethal Lottery, although we havent had one in several years, this technically is our 12th one.
JC: I have been looking forward to this for a long time ever since Rumpke and Harold told us about restarting this.
RW: Agreed
The song finishes and after several minutes the fans settle down.
JC: Lets get to our first match.
Reno Destiny and Jay Impact vs. Louis Cypher and Jamo
I Stand Alone by GodSmack hits and as soon as the beat drops fire Pyro explodes on the stage and reno Walks out, wearing black leather jacket and Black jeans. He stares out to the crowd for a few moments and then makes a b line walk to the ring, walking up the steps and climing the turnbuckle looking out into the arena for a few seconds before jumping down to walk to the opposite turnbuckle to raise his hands as the crowd pop makes the ground shake.
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact walks out at the entrance stage in a deluxe yacht hat, walking on the ramp and gets inside the ring by sliding through the bottom rope and climbs on the ring corner to pose for the fans. Reno walks up to Jay and the two men shakehands before waiting for their opponents.
Lights in the arena goes out then the titantron played a video being scared of someone is about break in her house and started panicking to find a place to hide. The criminal man begins to break in the women’s house then Jamo is standing behind the criminal man while Jamo hiding in the shadows carrying a sawed off shotgun and Jamo follows him. The police phone operator will say “911 what’s your emergency?” Then the women who replied back will say “someone is breaking in my house to kill me.... please help” and the police phone operator will reply back saying “where abouts inside the house are you, help will be on the way.” Women say “Please hurry I’m in my bedroom closet, hurry please I’m going to be dead soon.” Criminal man opens the bedroom closet with a evil smirk then the women screams and I appeared beside the criminal man loaded up the gun beside his head and say “Get f@&ked mate” then the shots echos the arena, Chin Check by N.W.A music hits the arena and the lights synced with the music. Jamo shows up wearing long black tights with shotgun logo on both sides, black knee pads, black wrestling boots, black jacket, black MMA gloves and black sunglasses. Walking down the ramp slowly, high five few fans and kids, slides in to get on the ring climbs up the turnbuckle and taunt bullet club.
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits and he makes his way down to the ring, avoiding any touches or camera shots from any fans, he does not like the fans. Cypher slides into the ring and goes to his corner.
Impact and Cypher start out in the ring. Reno connects with a couple of kicks and punches and grabs the arm of Louis. Reno tags in Jay. Captain Canada comes into the ring and hits Cypher with an arm drag. Jay throws him into the corner, then pulls him out of the corner, throws him back in, and connects with a clothesline. Cypher bounces off the ropes and hits a shoulder block on Impact.
RW: That appears to have taken the air out of Impact.
Jamo is tagged into the match and he begins to work on the head of Jay, who has been stranded in enemy territory. Jamo first stomps on Impact’s face, then seesaws his neck into the bottom rope. Jamo goes for the cover, but Jay kicks out. Jamo locks on a side headlock, and drags him to the corner to tag in Cypher.
JC: I'm surprised that Cypher and Jamo are working so well together.
Cypher takes it straight to Jay with some strong kicks in the corner. Louis connects with a sit down scoop slam and goes for the cover. Jay kicks out. Cypher tags in Jamo, who first takes several shots from the apron to the back of Jay’s head. Cypher holds Jay in the corner which allows Jamo to hit an uppercut to Jay but Jay ducks and Jamo ends up hurting his own partner..
Jamo turns around only to receive a standing dropkick from Jay who then drags Jamo into the center of the ring and goes for the cover. Jamo kicks out. Jay grabs the arms of Jamo and is trying to lock in a failed submission maneuver. Jay rolls out with a snapmare, but rolls towards the wrong corner and can’t tag in Reno. Jamo catches Jay as he tries to roll to Destiny. Jay connects with a wheel kick, and tags in his partner as the crowd gets erupted..
RW: Here comes Reno Destiny!!
JC: YES!!
Reno Destiny comes screaming into the ring and hits a German suplex on Cypher who illegitimately entered the ring. Reno follows with a running dropkick in the corner. Jamo rolls back into the ring. Reno tries to connect the crossface, but Jamo is able to push Reno off of him. This sends Jamo into Cypher and allows Jamo to set up for his finisher. Jamo quickly reaches Destiny and swings a Roundhouse Kick at him.
Reno Destiny brilliant ducks at the very last second to save himself getting knocked out by Jamo’s finisher and amazingly rolls Jamo up from behind into a school boy pinfall. The referee starts to count but Cypher quickly enters the ring to break the whole but Jay chases him down with a spear, taking Louis out of the ring as the referee finishes the three count.
*DING DING DING*
Winners: Reno Destiny & Jay Impact by pinfall.
RW: Congratulations to Reno Destiny and Jay Impact!
JC: Indeed! They made a good team!
Apokalypse and Twilight vs. Saint Jude and Emerson
"I will be heard" by Hatebreed explodes over the PA system and Twilight emerges from behind the curtain. Twilight makes his way down to the ring and slides in before finding his way to his corner.
The lights suddenly go red and start flashing as "Progenies of The Great Apokalypse" by Dimmu Borgir starts to play throughout the arena. Apokalypse methodically walks out from backstage and glares out at the fans in attendance before rushing toward the ring
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring... weighing in at 249 pounds... from Death Valley, California... HE... IS... APOKALYPSE!
Once he reaches the ring, he slides in quickly and stands up in the center of the ring, again glaring out at the fans. Apokalypse gets to his corner and begins talking with Twilight, presumably about who will be starting the match for both of them. Apokalypse ends up exiting the ring and stands on the apron while him and Twilight wait for their opponents.
The Beast in Me hits and Jude just walks to the ring, takes one knee and does a quick prayer. Stands up and is ready to go.
RW: I can't wait to see this match!
JC: Same here!
The lights dim as "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down begins playing through the arena. Blue strobe lights begin flashing throughout the whole arena . Moments later, the "Ghetto Superman" Emerson explodes out from behind the curtain and the crowd erupts with cheers! He smiles as he quickly moves down to ringside while giving many fans (On both sides of the ramp) high fives. Once Emerson reaches the bottom of the ramp. He jogs around the whole ring and gives fans at ringside high fives as well. Once "Super Em" makes it all of the way around the ring, with a burst of speed, he runs at the ring and slides in before immediately pushing himself up to his feet. Emerson joins Jude in the corner. The two talk and Saint Jude exits the ring, signalling that Emerson will be starting the match off. The referee calls for the opening bell. Twilight and Emerson lock up briefly before Twilight slips out of the lock-up and gets Emerson belly to back. Twilight then hits Emerson with a belly to belly suplex before getting back up to his feet. The World champ lays there momentarily before he begins to get back up to his feet. Twilight then hits Emerson with a tequila sunrise. Twilight then grabs Emerson and he helps him up to his feet when suddenly, Emerson snatches Twilight up belly to belly. The champ then belly to bell suplexes Twilight. Emerson then grabs Twilight's legs before doing a flip over Twilight while holding onto his legs.
RW: Stump Pull, ouch!
Emerson then climbs up onto the top rope, he leaps out into the air going for a top rope headbutt but Twilight rolls out of the way! Emerson ends up smacking his face on top the matt!
RW: OUCH!!!
Twilight then gets up too his feet and makes his way over to an empty corner. He climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, then leaps out, going for a leg drop and he connects! Twilight goes for the pin. The referee gets to the one count as both Saint Jude and Apokalypse enter the ring but Emerson kicks out before the referee can slap his hand down a second time. The referee tells both, Jude and Apok to get out of the ring. Both men do as the referee says. Twilight grabs Emerson by the head. Twilight then pulls Emerson up to his feet and over to his and Apoks corner. Apokalypse tags in while Twilight holds Emerson from behind. The Intercontinental champion hits Emerson in the face and Twilight releases Emerson who's dazed from the last punch he received. Apokalypse then picks up Emerson and powerslams him onto the mat. Apokalypse then pins Emerson. The referee hits his hand on the mat once and pulls his hand up into the air when Emerson kicks out once again!
RW: I admire Emerson's heart to keep going! He has turned into a great champion for SFT!
Apokalypse gets up to his feet while lifting Emerson up when the World Champ quickly snatches the Intercontinental Champ up belly to bell. Not even a second later, Emerson launches Apokalypse into the air before the man lands on his back hard! The fans begin to cheer loudly as Emerson, then slowly begins to crawl for his corner. Jude has his hand extended out. Emerson reaches out. The two are about to tag when, Apokalypse quickly nails Saint Jude with a hard elbow that knocks the man onto the ground outside of the ring!
JC: Nice move Apokalypse! Don't let Emerson get any rest!
Apokalypse then goes to grab Emerson's head when the world champ rolls Apokalypse up into a pin! Apokalypse is already kicking to get free before the referee hits a one count and not even a second later, Apokalypse kicks out! Apokalypse then gets up to his feet before Emerson does. Apok then kicks Emerson hard in the face and then walks over to tag Twilight in. Meanwhile, Jude has reached in the ring and dragged Emerson to the corner before getting up on the ramp. Emerson and Saint Jude tag and the fans erupt in cheers as Jude enters the ring! Twilight takes off running at Saint Jude who dunks Twilight's attempt to closeline the man. Saint Jude isn't able to dodge Apokalypse's spear though and after this, the referee is telling Apokalypse to leave the ring and he does so. Twilight goes to grab Saint Jude but Emerson grabs him from behind and slams his head into the ground with a scorpion death drop! Emerson then rolls out of the ring and rests up against the ring while Saint Jude and Twilight get back up to their feet. Jude quickly kicks Twilight in the gut and then ddt's Twilight's face onto the mat.
JC: Where'd Emerson go? Did he actually leave ringside?
RW: I doubt it, he's probably resting, he took a lot of bumps.
Saint Jude kicks Twilight in the face before he then goes over to the corner, climbs up to the top rope and then does a Swan dive moments before nailing Twilight with his finisher. Saint Jude goes for the pin when suddenly Emerson comes running at Apokalypse from behind, grabs the Intercontinental champions feet and pulls them out from underneath him. Apokalypse slams his face on the corner of the ring as the referee hits the three count!
JC: What a cheap move from Emerson, isn't he suppose to be a good guy!?!
RW: That wasn't cheap, that was good teamwork!
Winners: Saint Jude and Emerson!
Robert Saints and Lucas Balkan vs. Cassandra and Candace
"Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys hits the arena. Cassandra comes walking onto the stage wearing shiny black tights and a dark red short sleeve top. She heads down the ramp with a slight smile on her face. She slides into the ring and stands there looking out at the fans. She jumps up and down a few times to warm up for the match with a confident expression.
"Vengeance" by ICW Anthology hits in the PA system as the lights in the arena turns red as Candace comes out from behind the curtain in her regular leather attires fully covered from neck to toe. She is wearing hijab - a headscarf on her head. She walks down the ramp and stops at the ringside staring the fans but ignore to tap hands with them and enters the ring through steel steps and finally gets into the ring. She reaches the right turnbuckle near the time-keeper's area and poses to the fans receiving mixed reactions from the crowd as her music dies.
RW: Candace done really well during Bad Abundance, I can't wait to see how she does in the Lethal Lottery!
JC: Robert Saints and Lucas Balkan are going to be tough challenges in Candace's debut match
RW: Yes, that's true but don't forget that Cassandra will be with Candace!
JC: Meh, she's decent when she shows up but I've heard that she wasn't liking the idea of teaming up with Candace, that and she didn't get Reno Destiny as a partner. So she might purposely slack off in this match but who know's. We'll find out shortly!
Candace and Cassandra begin discussing who will start them off, when..
Rockhouse by Frank Shelly plays over the arena as Robert Saints, Kelly Robinson and Skullbreaker make their way out to the ring. Robert jumps onto the ring apron holding down the middle rope allowing Kelly Robinson to enter the ring before he slides between the top and middle ropes into the ring himself. Skullbreaker climbs over the top rope and enters the ring where he gives advice to his client Robert before the referee makes both Kelly and Skullbreaker leave the ring before the opponent comes out to the ring.
The arena lights cut suddenly. The screen momentarily goes dark but flickers into light, TV static, as the brooding, Eastern music fulls the arena. The static lasts for 30 seconds while a large black eagle’s silhouette fades into shot. As the lights come back on to the Prophecy by Soulfly, the eagle fades away, replaced by one word.
BALKAN
When the vocals start, Lucas Balkan brushes the curtain aside and walks out onto the ramp with his hood up. He pauses, listening to the crowd before moving further towards the ring. Grainy images of border walls and shadowy men in dark hooded tops, of cigarette smoke and eagle claws, dance on the big screen above him. Lucas walks slowly to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and stares blankly into the crowd. He pulls off his t-shirt and tosses it out of the ring leans back against the turnbuckle, staring directly above him.
Lucas and Robert have a brief discussion before Balkan leaves the ring. Candace leaves the ring which shows that Cassandra will be starting for them. The referee calls for the bell. Cassandra takes off running at Robert Saints, who ends up powerslamming her onto the mat hard! Saints then quickly peels Cassandra up off of the mat and takes her to his and Lucas's corner. Robert slams Cass's head into the turnbuckle once, the fans cheer so he does this once more and the fans yell "TWO!". Robert smirks and then slams her head in a third time. Robert then positions Cassandra into the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Robert begins punching as the fans count and he makes it to nine before the referee pulls him off of the second turnbuckle. Cassandra collapses to the floor as Lucas tags in.
RW: Cassandra is off to a slow start..
Lucas peels Cassandra off of the floor before lifting her up onto the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up to the top turnbuckle while lifting her up to her feet. Seconds later, Balkan super plexes her to the mat and the crowd cheers loudly. Balkan goes for the pin and Candace jumps up to the top rope, leaps over Robert who is trying to stop her from breaking the count. Candace then is able to save her and her partner from defeat just before the referee hit his hand on the mat a third time!
RW: WOW!! What a leap from Candace!
Robert goes to closeline Candace but she dodges the attack before hitting Saints with a superkick that is heard throughout the arena despite the fans cheering! Candace turns to look at Lucas who is also looking at her. Both individuals begin to approach each other before the referee gets in between them, it appears as if he's telling Candace to get back to her corner and the fans boo loudly. Meanwhile, Lucas has Cassandra peeled off of the mat, he then bulldogs her onto the mat before he tags with Robert Saints.
RW: Lucas and Robert are working well together.
Robert then picks Cassandra up off of the mat before she connects with a low blow! The fans cheer while the referee scolds her for using such a move. Cassandra leaps at Candice to get off the tag. Candace jumps onto the top rope before leaping out at Robert Saints. Seconds later, Candace connects with a huracanrana. She jumps up and hits Lucas with a spinning heel kick before she pins Robert Saints. The referee gets to a two count before Robert kicks out! Candace then jumps onto the mid rope before she does a lionsault and lands on top of Robert Saints. She quickly pins Robert again. The referee counts to one as Lucas has slid in the ring, the ref's hand goes up and slams on the mat for a two count before Lucas is able to break the count. The referee immediately gets up and tells Lucas to exit the ring. He does so as Candace gets back up and looks at Cassandra who is just watching on with a smirk on her face.
RW: I can't believe that Cassandra didn't help keep Lucas from breaking the count.
JC: I told you, Cassandra isn't going to try since she's not teaming with Reno. Cassandra is a selfish turd like that!
RW: I'm believing you but its sad to see. Cassandra's selfish actions are hurting both, hers and Candace's chances of continuing on.
Candace then lifts Robert up to his feet. Candace then slings The Viper into her team's corner. Candace takes off running and leaps into the air before nailing Robert Saints with a big splash! She then reaches out to tag Cassandra who selfishly avoids a tag in with a smile on her face.
RW: What a bitch!!
JC: Randy, language!!
RW: Please, I'm sure that the audience has heard a lot worse with the likes of Apokalypse and Rumpke running around here!
Candace then punches her partner in the face and this blow knocks Cassandra flat on her ass, outside of the ring! The referee signals that this is a tag!
JC: That's one way to tag your partner! I'm liking Candace's fiery nature!
RW: Cassandra deserved that unique tag in! Good for Candace!
Candace exits the ring, peels her partner off of the outside mat and rolls her in the ring! Meanwhile, Robert Saints is still stunned and falls onto Cassandra. The referee counts one, and then he gets to a two count before Candace pulls Robert outside of the ring. She then bashes his head onto the steel post before slinging him back into the ring. A dazed Robert Saints crawls back to his corner and tags in Lucas Balkan who enters the ring, looking at Cassandra. He walks over to the egocentric Cassandra before peeling her off of the mat. He then hits Cassandra with No Borders and goes for the pin while Candace claps for Lucas Balkan.
Referee: 1..2..3!
Winners: Lucas Balkan, Robert Saints and Candace!!
RW: Congratulations to Lucas Balkan and Robert Saints! Unfortunatly for Candace, she can't advance in the Lethal Lottery tournament but despite that, she did a great job considering who she was working with!!
JC: I agree with you there!
Rumpke and Accountant vs. Eli Martin and Jackson Kent
RW: "This Lethal Lottery match features an interesting clash of personalities. On the other side you have the drunken brawler Rumpke teaming up with the clean shaved Accountant. On the other side you have a submission specialist in Eli Martin teaming with Jackson Kent, who specializes more in power news."
JK: "And we also can't forget that the Accountant and Martin have unfinished business stemming from their match several weeks on Tuesday Night Titans when Martin became the number one contender to the Hardcore title that he now wears."
Drums and a base guitar sets the opening of "Peace Sells" by Megadeth. Seconds after the vocals of Dave Mustaine, Rumpke and the Accountant come from behind the curtain. The Accountant looks uncomfortable as Rumpke looks at the fans and then indulges himself with two-fifths of liquor. When they get to the ring, the Accountant slides his Halliburton briefcase under the ringside corner and hands his suit jacket to a ringside valet, while Rumpke places his bottles besides the Halliburton.
The lights in the arena fall abruptly. Laser strobe lights encircle the arena as a light fog cloudy the stage entrance. From the curtain emerges Eli Martin clad in a silky hooded robe, he marches to the trumpet of Rev Theory's 'Wanted Man'. Behind him is Jackson Kent, towering over his partner. Kent steps over the top rope to enter the ring, while Martin takes off his robe, unstraps the Hardcore title that he has around his waist, and then hands it to an attendant at ringside.
RW: "In a unique approach, both teams are showing a sign of unity her"
JC: "Well, Randy, we will see how long that lasts!"
The bell rings and Rumpke starts the action for his team against Kent. After looking up at the size of his opponent, Rumpke tries to knock him off his feet with a shoulderblock, but the massive Kent barely moves. Rumpke shakes his head and then tries to fire away, but Kent absorbs the blows and then floors Rumpke with a big boot to the head. The Accountant immediately runs into the ring to aid his partner but gets intercepted by Eli Martin, who whips the Accountant into the opposite corner, follows up with a clothesline against the buckles, and then begins pounding away with some MMA-style punches to the ribs. Meanwhile, Kent puts Rumpke in the opposite corner and lays in elbows to the face. After each man does a good level of punishment, they whip their opponents into each other and when Rumpke and the Accountant stagger away from the collision they are clotheslined over the top rope.
JC: "Good teamwork early on for Kent and Martin! The Accountant and Rumpke look completely disoriented."
The Accountant and Rumpke confer on the arena floor, with the Accountant yelling at the official for trying to get them to immediately re-enter the ring. Rumpke moves over to their corner and grabs a bottle of liquor he placed there during introductions, but the Accountant swats it away, yelling at his partner to get focused. Rumpke does not take kindly to that and he and the Accountant begin to brawl on the floor, with Rumpke smashing the Accountant's head into the guardrail and flooring him with a headbutt. Fans cheer as Rumpke picks up the bottle and drinks the remaining liquor to head back into the ring.
RW: "You have to question the wisdom of assaulting your own partner. Rumpke might need him later."
JC: "Hey, the Accountant should have been smarter than trying to interrupt a man's drinking time."
Immediately when Rumpke re-enters, Kent drops a knee to his back and whips him into the ropes to deliver a powerslam. He drags him to the corner and tags in Martin, who goes to the second rope and drops an elbow. The referee goes to count.
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But Rumpke lifts his shoulder to continue the match. Martin pulls Rumpke to a standing position and as he did with the Accountant moments before, pushes him into the corner where he unleashes an assualt of body blows. As Rumpke staggers out of the corner, Martin delivers a standing belly-to-belly suplex and then tags out to Kent, who comes in and helps Martin deliver a double suplex to their adversary. As this takes place, a groggy Accountant gets back on the apron, although it is not clear how much he is paying attention to the action. After Kent drops a leg he covers again.
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But again, Rumpke finds the strength to kick out and continue the match. Martin tags in and begins running the ropes to nail a weakened Rumpke with a forearm but the Accountant knees his opponent in the back, out of the view of the referee. Fans boo as Martin crumples to the canvas and both men are counted down by the referee. At the count of four, Rumpke is able to get to his feet and out of instinct he tags in the Accountant. The Accountant wastes no time dropping an elbow to the back of Martin's head and then proceeds to start working over his left arm to set up the Abatement. The Accountant drops uses his forearm to grind into the body part and then holds Martin's arm away from his body before dropping a series of knees on it. The Accountant then stretches the arm for a few moments in Fujiwara-like fashion but Martin refuses to quit. A frustrated Accountant whips Martin into his corner and then gets into a verbal sparring match with Kent, causing the referee to get distracted. As the referee is trying to sort out the chaos, Rumpke lays in a series of blows and uses the tag rope in the corner to choke Martin. By the time the situation is resolved, Martin is out of energy in the corner and the Accountant hits a quick DDT and covers.
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But Martin kicks out. The Accountant tags Rumpke back into the match and the two deliver a double elbow drop before the drunken brawler comes off the ropes with a lariat. Rumpke lays in a series of stomps, targeting the same elbow that the Accountant did earlier, before tagging back out. The Accountant positions himself behind Martin, ready to apply the Abatement. He locks in the hold but Martin is too close to the corner and he kicks off the buckles to put the Accountant in a pinning predicament.
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But at the last second, the Accountant finds a way to release the hold and get his shoulders off the canvas. Enraged at having his submission skills countered, the Accountant stomps away in a rage. He once again positions Martin's arm away from his body and goes to the top rope.
RW: "What is the Accountant doing up there? This is not his game!"
The Accountant flies off the top to stomp Martin's arm but Martin pulls it away at the last second and the Accountant's ankle crashes hard into the canvas. The Accountant grabs his foot in pain and both men begin making a race for the respective corners. The Accountant tags in Rumpke first, but before Rumpke can cut off the other side of the ring, Martin makes the hot tag to Kent and fans explode. Kent gives Rumpke a massive hiptoss, sending him all the way across the ring. When the Accountant charges, Kent gives him a back drop, sending the Accountant high into the air. When his opponents stagger to opposite corners, Kent then flies off with a Stinger's Splash into each of them, putting the crowd in a frenzy. Martin regains his composure and tears into the Accountant, delivering a headbutt. He also delivers a roundhouse kick that sends Washington D.C.'s best tax man over the top rope. The Accountant gets back to his feet and pulls Martin out to the ringside area, where the two begin exchanging fists with a fury, brawling alongside the guardrail and Martin sending the Accountant into the crowd with an uppercut punch. Security clears a path as the Accountant and Martin brawl in the crowd.
While all of that happens, the ring is cleared for Kent and Rumpke. Kent spears Rumpke and then stands and cheers on his partner as he exchanges blows with the Accountant and the referee is also transfixed on the brawl, neglecting his duties. Rumpke is near his corner and he grabs the other liquor bottle that he brought to ringside. Figuring that he has his opponent where he wants him, Kent goes to deliver the Jack-hammered. As he goes to lift Rumpke, though, Rumpke smashes the bottle across Kent's face. Alcohol explodes out and all over the canvas, along with shards of glass, and Kent falls down in a heap. Rumpke then collapses on top of his opponent with one hand as the referee finally turns around and gets in position.
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3!
Winners: Rumpke & the Accountant
RW: "What a crazy match! Rumpke and the Accountant fought, found a way to co-exist, and are now nowhere around each other after the bell! In fact, we have no idea where the Accountant and Martin have gone!"
JC: "That's the whole deal with the Lethal Lottery. Unexpected outcomes and twists you did not see coming."
RW: "Wait a second, a camera crew has caught up with the Accountant and Martin, let's go to it!"
The camera shows the Accountant and Martin fighting their way down a narrow hallway, with Martin getting the better of the exchange by tossing the Accountant's head into two walls. They head for the talent area's parking lot, with the Accountant crawling to some unknown destination. Martin yells that he is sick of the Accountant's antics and proceeds to toss him on top of a nearby black car hood, denting it with the Accountant's body. Martin then rains down punches as a cut has opened on the Accountant's forehead and he is spewing blood. The Accountant's limp body slides off the hood but when Martin gets close, the Accountant delivers a low blow and limps over to another black car in the distance that is unlocked. The Accountant turns the ignition and puts the car into high gear and Martin barely manages to get out of the way of it as it speeds out of the garage and into the night. Martin, enraged that the Accountant got away, lets out a gutteral yell.
RW: What a Lethal Lottery! That's it for this round folks. We here at SFT wish you a great evening and can't wait for the next round of the Lethal Lottery!! Good night!
The crowd is nuts.
RW: I heard they were touring a while ago, how are we able to afford them? Just for playing one song has to be astronomical?
JC: Harold has deep pockets I guess.
RW: Well folks welcome to our 12th Annual Lethal Lottery, although we havent had one in several years, this technically is our 12th one.
JC: I have been looking forward to this for a long time ever since Rumpke and Harold told us about restarting this.
RW: Agreed
The song finishes and after several minutes the fans settle down.
JC: Lets get to our first match.
Reno Destiny and Jay Impact vs. Louis Cypher and Jamo
I Stand Alone by GodSmack hits and as soon as the beat drops fire Pyro explodes on the stage and reno Walks out, wearing black leather jacket and Black jeans. He stares out to the crowd for a few moments and then makes a b line walk to the ring, walking up the steps and climing the turnbuckle looking out into the arena for a few seconds before jumping down to walk to the opposite turnbuckle to raise his hands as the crowd pop makes the ground shake.
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year hits in the PA system as Jay Impact walks out at the entrance stage in a deluxe yacht hat, walking on the ramp and gets inside the ring by sliding through the bottom rope and climbs on the ring corner to pose for the fans. Reno walks up to Jay and the two men shakehands before waiting for their opponents.
Lights in the arena goes out then the titantron played a video being scared of someone is about break in her house and started panicking to find a place to hide. The criminal man begins to break in the women’s house then Jamo is standing behind the criminal man while Jamo hiding in the shadows carrying a sawed off shotgun and Jamo follows him. The police phone operator will say “911 what’s your emergency?” Then the women who replied back will say “someone is breaking in my house to kill me.... please help” and the police phone operator will reply back saying “where abouts inside the house are you, help will be on the way.” Women say “Please hurry I’m in my bedroom closet, hurry please I’m going to be dead soon.” Criminal man opens the bedroom closet with a evil smirk then the women screams and I appeared beside the criminal man loaded up the gun beside his head and say “Get f@&ked mate” then the shots echos the arena, Chin Check by N.W.A music hits the arena and the lights synced with the music. Jamo shows up wearing long black tights with shotgun logo on both sides, black knee pads, black wrestling boots, black jacket, black MMA gloves and black sunglasses. Walking down the ramp slowly, high five few fans and kids, slides in to get on the ring climbs up the turnbuckle and taunt bullet club.
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits and he makes his way down to the ring, avoiding any touches or camera shots from any fans, he does not like the fans. Cypher slides into the ring and goes to his corner.
Impact and Cypher start out in the ring. Reno connects with a couple of kicks and punches and grabs the arm of Louis. Reno tags in Jay. Captain Canada comes into the ring and hits Cypher with an arm drag. Jay throws him into the corner, then pulls him out of the corner, throws him back in, and connects with a clothesline. Cypher bounces off the ropes and hits a shoulder block on Impact.
RW: That appears to have taken the air out of Impact.
Jamo is tagged into the match and he begins to work on the head of Jay, who has been stranded in enemy territory. Jamo first stomps on Impact’s face, then seesaws his neck into the bottom rope. Jamo goes for the cover, but Jay kicks out. Jamo locks on a side headlock, and drags him to the corner to tag in Cypher.
JC: I'm surprised that Cypher and Jamo are working so well together.
Cypher takes it straight to Jay with some strong kicks in the corner. Louis connects with a sit down scoop slam and goes for the cover. Jay kicks out. Cypher tags in Jamo, who first takes several shots from the apron to the back of Jay’s head. Cypher holds Jay in the corner which allows Jamo to hit an uppercut to Jay but Jay ducks and Jamo ends up hurting his own partner..
Jamo turns around only to receive a standing dropkick from Jay who then drags Jamo into the center of the ring and goes for the cover. Jamo kicks out. Jay grabs the arms of Jamo and is trying to lock in a failed submission maneuver. Jay rolls out with a snapmare, but rolls towards the wrong corner and can’t tag in Reno. Jamo catches Jay as he tries to roll to Destiny. Jay connects with a wheel kick, and tags in his partner as the crowd gets erupted..
RW: Here comes Reno Destiny!!
JC: YES!!
Reno Destiny comes screaming into the ring and hits a German suplex on Cypher who illegitimately entered the ring. Reno follows with a running dropkick in the corner. Jamo rolls back into the ring. Reno tries to connect the crossface, but Jamo is able to push Reno off of him. This sends Jamo into Cypher and allows Jamo to set up for his finisher. Jamo quickly reaches Destiny and swings a Roundhouse Kick at him.
Reno Destiny brilliant ducks at the very last second to save himself getting knocked out by Jamo’s finisher and amazingly rolls Jamo up from behind into a school boy pinfall. The referee starts to count but Cypher quickly enters the ring to break the whole but Jay chases him down with a spear, taking Louis out of the ring as the referee finishes the three count.
*DING DING DING*
Winners: Reno Destiny & Jay Impact by pinfall.
RW: Congratulations to Reno Destiny and Jay Impact!
JC: Indeed! They made a good team!
Apokalypse and Twilight vs. Saint Jude and Emerson
"I will be heard" by Hatebreed explodes over the PA system and Twilight emerges from behind the curtain. Twilight makes his way down to the ring and slides in before finding his way to his corner.
The lights suddenly go red and start flashing as "Progenies of The Great Apokalypse" by Dimmu Borgir starts to play throughout the arena. Apokalypse methodically walks out from backstage and glares out at the fans in attendance before rushing toward the ring
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring... weighing in at 249 pounds... from Death Valley, California... HE... IS... APOKALYPSE!
Once he reaches the ring, he slides in quickly and stands up in the center of the ring, again glaring out at the fans. Apokalypse gets to his corner and begins talking with Twilight, presumably about who will be starting the match for both of them. Apokalypse ends up exiting the ring and stands on the apron while him and Twilight wait for their opponents.
The Beast in Me hits and Jude just walks to the ring, takes one knee and does a quick prayer. Stands up and is ready to go.
RW: I can't wait to see this match!
JC: Same here!
The lights dim as "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down begins playing through the arena. Blue strobe lights begin flashing throughout the whole arena . Moments later, the "Ghetto Superman" Emerson explodes out from behind the curtain and the crowd erupts with cheers! He smiles as he quickly moves down to ringside while giving many fans (On both sides of the ramp) high fives. Once Emerson reaches the bottom of the ramp. He jogs around the whole ring and gives fans at ringside high fives as well. Once "Super Em" makes it all of the way around the ring, with a burst of speed, he runs at the ring and slides in before immediately pushing himself up to his feet. Emerson joins Jude in the corner. The two talk and Saint Jude exits the ring, signalling that Emerson will be starting the match off. The referee calls for the opening bell. Twilight and Emerson lock up briefly before Twilight slips out of the lock-up and gets Emerson belly to back. Twilight then hits Emerson with a belly to belly suplex before getting back up to his feet. The World champ lays there momentarily before he begins to get back up to his feet. Twilight then hits Emerson with a tequila sunrise. Twilight then grabs Emerson and he helps him up to his feet when suddenly, Emerson snatches Twilight up belly to belly. The champ then belly to bell suplexes Twilight. Emerson then grabs Twilight's legs before doing a flip over Twilight while holding onto his legs.
RW: Stump Pull, ouch!
Emerson then climbs up onto the top rope, he leaps out into the air going for a top rope headbutt but Twilight rolls out of the way! Emerson ends up smacking his face on top the matt!
RW: OUCH!!!
Twilight then gets up too his feet and makes his way over to an empty corner. He climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, then leaps out, going for a leg drop and he connects! Twilight goes for the pin. The referee gets to the one count as both Saint Jude and Apokalypse enter the ring but Emerson kicks out before the referee can slap his hand down a second time. The referee tells both, Jude and Apok to get out of the ring. Both men do as the referee says. Twilight grabs Emerson by the head. Twilight then pulls Emerson up to his feet and over to his and Apoks corner. Apokalypse tags in while Twilight holds Emerson from behind. The Intercontinental champion hits Emerson in the face and Twilight releases Emerson who's dazed from the last punch he received. Apokalypse then picks up Emerson and powerslams him onto the mat. Apokalypse then pins Emerson. The referee hits his hand on the mat once and pulls his hand up into the air when Emerson kicks out once again!
RW: I admire Emerson's heart to keep going! He has turned into a great champion for SFT!
Apokalypse gets up to his feet while lifting Emerson up when the World Champ quickly snatches the Intercontinental Champ up belly to bell. Not even a second later, Emerson launches Apokalypse into the air before the man lands on his back hard! The fans begin to cheer loudly as Emerson, then slowly begins to crawl for his corner. Jude has his hand extended out. Emerson reaches out. The two are about to tag when, Apokalypse quickly nails Saint Jude with a hard elbow that knocks the man onto the ground outside of the ring!
JC: Nice move Apokalypse! Don't let Emerson get any rest!
Apokalypse then goes to grab Emerson's head when the world champ rolls Apokalypse up into a pin! Apokalypse is already kicking to get free before the referee hits a one count and not even a second later, Apokalypse kicks out! Apokalypse then gets up to his feet before Emerson does. Apok then kicks Emerson hard in the face and then walks over to tag Twilight in. Meanwhile, Jude has reached in the ring and dragged Emerson to the corner before getting up on the ramp. Emerson and Saint Jude tag and the fans erupt in cheers as Jude enters the ring! Twilight takes off running at Saint Jude who dunks Twilight's attempt to closeline the man. Saint Jude isn't able to dodge Apokalypse's spear though and after this, the referee is telling Apokalypse to leave the ring and he does so. Twilight goes to grab Saint Jude but Emerson grabs him from behind and slams his head into the ground with a scorpion death drop! Emerson then rolls out of the ring and rests up against the ring while Saint Jude and Twilight get back up to their feet. Jude quickly kicks Twilight in the gut and then ddt's Twilight's face onto the mat.
JC: Where'd Emerson go? Did he actually leave ringside?
RW: I doubt it, he's probably resting, he took a lot of bumps.
Saint Jude kicks Twilight in the face before he then goes over to the corner, climbs up to the top rope and then does a Swan dive moments before nailing Twilight with his finisher. Saint Jude goes for the pin when suddenly Emerson comes running at Apokalypse from behind, grabs the Intercontinental champions feet and pulls them out from underneath him. Apokalypse slams his face on the corner of the ring as the referee hits the three count!
JC: What a cheap move from Emerson, isn't he suppose to be a good guy!?!
RW: That wasn't cheap, that was good teamwork!
Winners: Saint Jude and Emerson!
Robert Saints and Lucas Balkan vs. Cassandra and Candace
"Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys hits the arena. Cassandra comes walking onto the stage wearing shiny black tights and a dark red short sleeve top. She heads down the ramp with a slight smile on her face. She slides into the ring and stands there looking out at the fans. She jumps up and down a few times to warm up for the match with a confident expression.
"Vengeance" by ICW Anthology hits in the PA system as the lights in the arena turns red as Candace comes out from behind the curtain in her regular leather attires fully covered from neck to toe. She is wearing hijab - a headscarf on her head. She walks down the ramp and stops at the ringside staring the fans but ignore to tap hands with them and enters the ring through steel steps and finally gets into the ring. She reaches the right turnbuckle near the time-keeper's area and poses to the fans receiving mixed reactions from the crowd as her music dies.
RW: Candace done really well during Bad Abundance, I can't wait to see how she does in the Lethal Lottery!
JC: Robert Saints and Lucas Balkan are going to be tough challenges in Candace's debut match
RW: Yes, that's true but don't forget that Cassandra will be with Candace!
JC: Meh, she's decent when she shows up but I've heard that she wasn't liking the idea of teaming up with Candace, that and she didn't get Reno Destiny as a partner. So she might purposely slack off in this match but who know's. We'll find out shortly!
Candace and Cassandra begin discussing who will start them off, when..
Rockhouse by Frank Shelly plays over the arena as Robert Saints, Kelly Robinson and Skullbreaker make their way out to the ring. Robert jumps onto the ring apron holding down the middle rope allowing Kelly Robinson to enter the ring before he slides between the top and middle ropes into the ring himself. Skullbreaker climbs over the top rope and enters the ring where he gives advice to his client Robert before the referee makes both Kelly and Skullbreaker leave the ring before the opponent comes out to the ring.
The arena lights cut suddenly. The screen momentarily goes dark but flickers into light, TV static, as the brooding, Eastern music fulls the arena. The static lasts for 30 seconds while a large black eagle’s silhouette fades into shot. As the lights come back on to the Prophecy by Soulfly, the eagle fades away, replaced by one word.
BALKAN
When the vocals start, Lucas Balkan brushes the curtain aside and walks out onto the ramp with his hood up. He pauses, listening to the crowd before moving further towards the ring. Grainy images of border walls and shadowy men in dark hooded tops, of cigarette smoke and eagle claws, dance on the big screen above him. Lucas walks slowly to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and stares blankly into the crowd. He pulls off his t-shirt and tosses it out of the ring leans back against the turnbuckle, staring directly above him.
Lucas and Robert have a brief discussion before Balkan leaves the ring. Candace leaves the ring which shows that Cassandra will be starting for them. The referee calls for the bell. Cassandra takes off running at Robert Saints, who ends up powerslamming her onto the mat hard! Saints then quickly peels Cassandra up off of the mat and takes her to his and Lucas's corner. Robert slams Cass's head into the turnbuckle once, the fans cheer so he does this once more and the fans yell "TWO!". Robert smirks and then slams her head in a third time. Robert then positions Cassandra into the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Robert begins punching as the fans count and he makes it to nine before the referee pulls him off of the second turnbuckle. Cassandra collapses to the floor as Lucas tags in.
RW: Cassandra is off to a slow start..
Lucas peels Cassandra off of the floor before lifting her up onto the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up to the top turnbuckle while lifting her up to her feet. Seconds later, Balkan super plexes her to the mat and the crowd cheers loudly. Balkan goes for the pin and Candace jumps up to the top rope, leaps over Robert who is trying to stop her from breaking the count. Candace then is able to save her and her partner from defeat just before the referee hit his hand on the mat a third time!
RW: WOW!! What a leap from Candace!
Robert goes to closeline Candace but she dodges the attack before hitting Saints with a superkick that is heard throughout the arena despite the fans cheering! Candace turns to look at Lucas who is also looking at her. Both individuals begin to approach each other before the referee gets in between them, it appears as if he's telling Candace to get back to her corner and the fans boo loudly. Meanwhile, Lucas has Cassandra peeled off of the mat, he then bulldogs her onto the mat before he tags with Robert Saints.
RW: Lucas and Robert are working well together.
Robert then picks Cassandra up off of the mat before she connects with a low blow! The fans cheer while the referee scolds her for using such a move. Cassandra leaps at Candice to get off the tag. Candace jumps onto the top rope before leaping out at Robert Saints. Seconds later, Candace connects with a huracanrana. She jumps up and hits Lucas with a spinning heel kick before she pins Robert Saints. The referee gets to a two count before Robert kicks out! Candace then jumps onto the mid rope before she does a lionsault and lands on top of Robert Saints. She quickly pins Robert again. The referee counts to one as Lucas has slid in the ring, the ref's hand goes up and slams on the mat for a two count before Lucas is able to break the count. The referee immediately gets up and tells Lucas to exit the ring. He does so as Candace gets back up and looks at Cassandra who is just watching on with a smirk on her face.
RW: I can't believe that Cassandra didn't help keep Lucas from breaking the count.
JC: I told you, Cassandra isn't going to try since she's not teaming with Reno. Cassandra is a selfish turd like that!
RW: I'm believing you but its sad to see. Cassandra's selfish actions are hurting both, hers and Candace's chances of continuing on.
Candace then lifts Robert up to his feet. Candace then slings The Viper into her team's corner. Candace takes off running and leaps into the air before nailing Robert Saints with a big splash! She then reaches out to tag Cassandra who selfishly avoids a tag in with a smile on her face.
RW: What a bitch!!
JC: Randy, language!!
RW: Please, I'm sure that the audience has heard a lot worse with the likes of Apokalypse and Rumpke running around here!
Candace then punches her partner in the face and this blow knocks Cassandra flat on her ass, outside of the ring! The referee signals that this is a tag!
JC: That's one way to tag your partner! I'm liking Candace's fiery nature!
RW: Cassandra deserved that unique tag in! Good for Candace!
Candace exits the ring, peels her partner off of the outside mat and rolls her in the ring! Meanwhile, Robert Saints is still stunned and falls onto Cassandra. The referee counts one, and then he gets to a two count before Candace pulls Robert outside of the ring. She then bashes his head onto the steel post before slinging him back into the ring. A dazed Robert Saints crawls back to his corner and tags in Lucas Balkan who enters the ring, looking at Cassandra. He walks over to the egocentric Cassandra before peeling her off of the mat. He then hits Cassandra with No Borders and goes for the pin while Candace claps for Lucas Balkan.
Referee: 1..2..3!
Winners: Lucas Balkan, Robert Saints and Candace!!
RW: Congratulations to Lucas Balkan and Robert Saints! Unfortunatly for Candace, she can't advance in the Lethal Lottery tournament but despite that, she did a great job considering who she was working with!!
JC: I agree with you there!
Rumpke and Accountant vs. Eli Martin and Jackson Kent
RW: "This Lethal Lottery match features an interesting clash of personalities. On the other side you have the drunken brawler Rumpke teaming up with the clean shaved Accountant. On the other side you have a submission specialist in Eli Martin teaming with Jackson Kent, who specializes more in power news."
JK: "And we also can't forget that the Accountant and Martin have unfinished business stemming from their match several weeks on Tuesday Night Titans when Martin became the number one contender to the Hardcore title that he now wears."
Drums and a base guitar sets the opening of "Peace Sells" by Megadeth. Seconds after the vocals of Dave Mustaine, Rumpke and the Accountant come from behind the curtain. The Accountant looks uncomfortable as Rumpke looks at the fans and then indulges himself with two-fifths of liquor. When they get to the ring, the Accountant slides his Halliburton briefcase under the ringside corner and hands his suit jacket to a ringside valet, while Rumpke places his bottles besides the Halliburton.
The lights in the arena fall abruptly. Laser strobe lights encircle the arena as a light fog cloudy the stage entrance. From the curtain emerges Eli Martin clad in a silky hooded robe, he marches to the trumpet of Rev Theory's 'Wanted Man'. Behind him is Jackson Kent, towering over his partner. Kent steps over the top rope to enter the ring, while Martin takes off his robe, unstraps the Hardcore title that he has around his waist, and then hands it to an attendant at ringside.
RW: "In a unique approach, both teams are showing a sign of unity her"
JC: "Well, Randy, we will see how long that lasts!"
The bell rings and Rumpke starts the action for his team against Kent. After looking up at the size of his opponent, Rumpke tries to knock him off his feet with a shoulderblock, but the massive Kent barely moves. Rumpke shakes his head and then tries to fire away, but Kent absorbs the blows and then floors Rumpke with a big boot to the head. The Accountant immediately runs into the ring to aid his partner but gets intercepted by Eli Martin, who whips the Accountant into the opposite corner, follows up with a clothesline against the buckles, and then begins pounding away with some MMA-style punches to the ribs. Meanwhile, Kent puts Rumpke in the opposite corner and lays in elbows to the face. After each man does a good level of punishment, they whip their opponents into each other and when Rumpke and the Accountant stagger away from the collision they are clotheslined over the top rope.
JC: "Good teamwork early on for Kent and Martin! The Accountant and Rumpke look completely disoriented."
The Accountant and Rumpke confer on the arena floor, with the Accountant yelling at the official for trying to get them to immediately re-enter the ring. Rumpke moves over to their corner and grabs a bottle of liquor he placed there during introductions, but the Accountant swats it away, yelling at his partner to get focused. Rumpke does not take kindly to that and he and the Accountant begin to brawl on the floor, with Rumpke smashing the Accountant's head into the guardrail and flooring him with a headbutt. Fans cheer as Rumpke picks up the bottle and drinks the remaining liquor to head back into the ring.
RW: "You have to question the wisdom of assaulting your own partner. Rumpke might need him later."
JC: "Hey, the Accountant should have been smarter than trying to interrupt a man's drinking time."
Immediately when Rumpke re-enters, Kent drops a knee to his back and whips him into the ropes to deliver a powerslam. He drags him to the corner and tags in Martin, who goes to the second rope and drops an elbow. The referee goes to count.
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But Rumpke lifts his shoulder to continue the match. Martin pulls Rumpke to a standing position and as he did with the Accountant moments before, pushes him into the corner where he unleashes an assualt of body blows. As Rumpke staggers out of the corner, Martin delivers a standing belly-to-belly suplex and then tags out to Kent, who comes in and helps Martin deliver a double suplex to their adversary. As this takes place, a groggy Accountant gets back on the apron, although it is not clear how much he is paying attention to the action. After Kent drops a leg he covers again.
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But again, Rumpke finds the strength to kick out and continue the match. Martin tags in and begins running the ropes to nail a weakened Rumpke with a forearm but the Accountant knees his opponent in the back, out of the view of the referee. Fans boo as Martin crumples to the canvas and both men are counted down by the referee. At the count of four, Rumpke is able to get to his feet and out of instinct he tags in the Accountant. The Accountant wastes no time dropping an elbow to the back of Martin's head and then proceeds to start working over his left arm to set up the Abatement. The Accountant drops uses his forearm to grind into the body part and then holds Martin's arm away from his body before dropping a series of knees on it. The Accountant then stretches the arm for a few moments in Fujiwara-like fashion but Martin refuses to quit. A frustrated Accountant whips Martin into his corner and then gets into a verbal sparring match with Kent, causing the referee to get distracted. As the referee is trying to sort out the chaos, Rumpke lays in a series of blows and uses the tag rope in the corner to choke Martin. By the time the situation is resolved, Martin is out of energy in the corner and the Accountant hits a quick DDT and covers.
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But Martin kicks out. The Accountant tags Rumpke back into the match and the two deliver a double elbow drop before the drunken brawler comes off the ropes with a lariat. Rumpke lays in a series of stomps, targeting the same elbow that the Accountant did earlier, before tagging back out. The Accountant positions himself behind Martin, ready to apply the Abatement. He locks in the hold but Martin is too close to the corner and he kicks off the buckles to put the Accountant in a pinning predicament.
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But at the last second, the Accountant finds a way to release the hold and get his shoulders off the canvas. Enraged at having his submission skills countered, the Accountant stomps away in a rage. He once again positions Martin's arm away from his body and goes to the top rope.
RW: "What is the Accountant doing up there? This is not his game!"
The Accountant flies off the top to stomp Martin's arm but Martin pulls it away at the last second and the Accountant's ankle crashes hard into the canvas. The Accountant grabs his foot in pain and both men begin making a race for the respective corners. The Accountant tags in Rumpke first, but before Rumpke can cut off the other side of the ring, Martin makes the hot tag to Kent and fans explode. Kent gives Rumpke a massive hiptoss, sending him all the way across the ring. When the Accountant charges, Kent gives him a back drop, sending the Accountant high into the air. When his opponents stagger to opposite corners, Kent then flies off with a Stinger's Splash into each of them, putting the crowd in a frenzy. Martin regains his composure and tears into the Accountant, delivering a headbutt. He also delivers a roundhouse kick that sends Washington D.C.'s best tax man over the top rope. The Accountant gets back to his feet and pulls Martin out to the ringside area, where the two begin exchanging fists with a fury, brawling alongside the guardrail and Martin sending the Accountant into the crowd with an uppercut punch. Security clears a path as the Accountant and Martin brawl in the crowd.
While all of that happens, the ring is cleared for Kent and Rumpke. Kent spears Rumpke and then stands and cheers on his partner as he exchanges blows with the Accountant and the referee is also transfixed on the brawl, neglecting his duties. Rumpke is near his corner and he grabs the other liquor bottle that he brought to ringside. Figuring that he has his opponent where he wants him, Kent goes to deliver the Jack-hammered. As he goes to lift Rumpke, though, Rumpke smashes the bottle across Kent's face. Alcohol explodes out and all over the canvas, along with shards of glass, and Kent falls down in a heap. Rumpke then collapses on top of his opponent with one hand as the referee finally turns around and gets in position.
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3!
Winners: Rumpke & the Accountant
RW: "What a crazy match! Rumpke and the Accountant fought, found a way to co-exist, and are now nowhere around each other after the bell! In fact, we have no idea where the Accountant and Martin have gone!"
JC: "That's the whole deal with the Lethal Lottery. Unexpected outcomes and twists you did not see coming."
RW: "Wait a second, a camera crew has caught up with the Accountant and Martin, let's go to it!"
The camera shows the Accountant and Martin fighting their way down a narrow hallway, with Martin getting the better of the exchange by tossing the Accountant's head into two walls. They head for the talent area's parking lot, with the Accountant crawling to some unknown destination. Martin yells that he is sick of the Accountant's antics and proceeds to toss him on top of a nearby black car hood, denting it with the Accountant's body. Martin then rains down punches as a cut has opened on the Accountant's forehead and he is spewing blood. The Accountant's limp body slides off the hood but when Martin gets close, the Accountant delivers a low blow and limps over to another black car in the distance that is unlocked. The Accountant turns the ignition and puts the car into high gear and Martin barely manages to get out of the way of it as it speeds out of the garage and into the night. Martin, enraged that the Accountant got away, lets out a gutteral yell.
RW: What a Lethal Lottery! That's it for this round folks. We here at SFT wish you a great evening and can't wait for the next round of the Lethal Lottery!! Good night!
