Post by Deleted on May 30, 2020 22:13:10 GMT -5
"Little piss-ants like Apokalypse always think that they are the little engines that could but suddenly; they run out of track!" Said by Rumpke!
Look, dude, I've been fighting a good fight for a very long time. I've dealt with meth, pain pills and alcohol but soon, I'll have my hypnotics very soon once again and when this happens, I'll be as happy as you've been with your win streak. I'll also be hating myself when the hangover hits just like you will be devastated when your streak ends. Your dreams of total domination, they'll be thrown right out of the window much like my tranquil slumber.. Shit like that, feels bad but it's life for those who are completely unbearable to be around. I'm a bit twisted Apokalypse, and I honestly gave no fucks about how you thought you were "revolutionizing" SFT. People like you, their always coming and going. Seriously dude, I didn't give one shit, yet alone two shits about defending the Hardcore title against you. Why would I care about your feelings or hopes? Come on dude, get with the program, it's not as if you deserved a title shot against me in the first place. You've already shown me that you're not capable of hanging in more than one way but you wanted to go all "Uber" on me as if that'd make any difference at all. Sadly for you, you're no god, heck dude, you aren't even a man. You are nothing more than a boy hoping that your able to fake it enough to make it. Maybe you can against most of the others around here but I know of four people, that this played out approach of yours will not help you against, at all.
Apokalypse, I'm one of those four, you're doing nothing but spinning your wheels and you seriously aren't going anywhere. I get it though, once upon a time, I too was delusional about playing "whack a mole" with SFT's, developmental wrestlers while feeling good about myself. Much like you have lately, once upon a time, I too felt high off of that meaningless garbage but I learned from the losses that I have had. Those stung, badly and they came from men, not twerps like you.. Regardless, the truth is that I've had my ass planted onto the ground. What of it? Does that mean you're going to do the same to me?
Go ahead Apokalypse, fantasize about the possibilities. I want you to spend the next three days, "Living the Dream". That's all you're going to get from what's left of your minor undefeated streak.. I'm smiling right now, I've got a huge grin on my face because I have an idea for this puny god. It's not a nice thought for this self-righteous prick but I'm going to give this little puppy dog a chance to keep what's most important to him yet it won't come with out him sacrificing a piece of himself. Listen up, "Apok", you've got one chance at keeping one of the two pathetic accolades that you religiously preach about every single promo. I've already let you have a non title match so you can keep your title after you've been beaten to a bloody pulp in this match. I don't need that piece of shit nor do I need half of a dozen victories over the developmental talent to build my shoot. I'm simply this fucking rough dude, you've got no idea how cold I can be but I hope you'll find out. Please, take option two so I can finish the deconstruction of another piss-ant.. Regardless, here's the only proposal that you're going to get.
If you shut your mouth after this current spanking that I'm giving you, then I might simply walk out of the match once I firmly plant your ass on the ground.. I just might give you a win so you can keep your sad little streak but you've got to decide now and understand that there's no going back from this point on. If you keep on this self-destructive path that your going down. Then, I'm going to not only embarrass you but I'll also take away, one of those shiny achievements that you're clearly so high on. Your streak, that's what's at risk right here and fuck your title dude. Screw all of the titles, I don't need the belts, not a one of them, hell, I've only held half of them in SFT History but that means nothing. Just like, the "many" streaks that I've had here in SFT, they don't matter either. I simply don't have enough time to care about any of this man.
The question is, how do you want this match to go? The easy way, which still isn't very nice for you or would you rather things become impossibly rough on you? These are the ONLY choices you get Apokalypse.. You won't out slug me, the best you can do is dance while you flip the jab. Yet, I can take many of shots but when I get "one" good hit in on you; you'll fold up. Right now, Apok, I'm backing you into a corner and I'm counting on you being as predictable as you have been. You're going to take option two after you throw a few pings at it. You'll be a sarcastic little prick until the very end but make no mistake about it Apokalypse, your doomsday, it's going to come really soon. If you're feeling confident about your position. Why don't you defend the Intercontinental championship against me? Before you agree to that, let me tell you what'll happen with the Intercontinental title once I'm done dethroning you, I'll simply let that title go. Just like I released the Hardcore title. Everything would be reset Apokalypse, you'd be back to where you were, trying to convince people that you've got some stones while deep down, you'd already know that I, Rumpke, would have done thrown those grapes of yours in the trash after I castrated you..
Apokalypse, I'm going to take your dream of complete domination and turn it into a nightmare. You need to understand something right now. I'm not nearly as kind as the rest have been to you.. I'm not a nice person dude. That's all there is to it and I have had problems with ending other careers way to early because I am simply not the one dude.. You don't understand that yet but soon, before you know it guy, you'll be repeating it to yourself anytime you see me around.
It's apparent that you've been lucky through out your career to feel so entitled like you do but don't you worry kiddo. I'm going to knock some "humility" into you before everything is said and done. Heck man, I thought you were suppose to be a sadist? You're too fucking kind, once again shortcake, you're a poodle and you're all bark with no substance, this is what you are and you'd do good to remember this next time..
Yet, if you have some objection to the shoot I've brought then I suggest that you better start turning up the actual heat, instead of this lukewarm bullshit that's suppose to be godlike, if you want to get anywhere with me and no; I'm not talking about that weak "AA" bullshit. As a matter of a fact, you should stop with your whole approach if you haven't understood what I've been trying to explain to you.. You've been too easy, like a sheltered little boy who stays out of the thunderstorm. In the end Apok, you're not the one, you simply, aren't the one, that'll humble me. Remember that next time. Save me the time and you the embarrassment, alright?
Now, I'm going to recognize that you're only capable of bouncing around quickly while you hope to pull off some dumb shit but all of those quick little jabs you're throwing, they aren't doing anything to me dude. At the most, these pathetic attempts of shoot are simply tickling me. It's not as if your bite hurts, at all.. Heck guy, I've experienced mosquito's that had more of a bite than you've shown me. Your act, it's simply, cute.. That's it Apokalypse. You should probably now, bounce around a little more but be sure to beat on your chest a little harder this time. Maybe then, you'll actually trip up and fall into something worthy of my time but right now Apok; You're nothing more than a piss-ant with ambitions that's going to get you hurt if you aren't capable of bringing anything better to the table than this useless spam..
Having said that dude, will you please stop using bold while over-sizing your shit. It makes you look desperate and I'm sure that you already realize this. What you probably haven't thought of is that we're all laughing at you. Come on man, quit being delusional, get with it. Honestly, I should stop with my newly unwanted red headed step child for now but I'm having too much fun with my food.. Here I'm going up against APOKALYPSE, ha ha ha! Big whoop there, he's just another shallow loud mouth trying to get his rocks off playing a character because it makes him feel special. Honestly, he's had his chance to do something and this guy has failed horribly and this is why he's got a big fat "F", this innovative god is nothing more than a failure!
For fucks sake man, aren't you suppose to be some sort of a prodigy? When does your magic start? I've been waiting to see this skill since you've started and yet the only thing I've seen is an irritating woodpecker that's going to be shot out of my tree here soon. There's been no big hits with you, it's peck peck peck. Do you have anything other than that to offer or is this it? If that's all you've got then please son, get your ass back to the kiddy pool son because you've been wasting your time asking for trouble with me. I'm not going to be nice to you and I sure as hell will not bite my tongue for you.
Now, I know that Apokalypse is enjoying the fact that no one knows him around here. The guy has said something similar to this a few times since he's been here as if that's something to be proud of. He thinks that this means he's safe but the more he brags about this, the more he shows me that he's thankful we don't know him. I'm going to take a guess that this guy is a real piece of shit. It's funny that this guy thinks hiding is cool. Apokalypse, newsflash, we call those types of individuals COWARDS! So please, do yourself a favor and stop bragging about your cowardice because your not getting any high fives about that, trust me! Shit man, come the fuck on, once again, get with the program so you don't continue to look laughably adorable.. This isn't the year 2000 where a lot of us are teenagers. You're supposedly thirty four years old and it's about time you act like it son, just saying..
Yes Apokalypse, we do know you. The joke is on you but you're the last person to realize that you are in fact, the joke, until now that is.. Damn man, how in the hell can you be this slow? You've been doing this shit for as long as I have, I'm certain of this but you are still stuck in a phase, just like a teenager and I'm spanking your ass like you were such. For the record, I don't dislike you Apok. You chose to challenge me but it's obvious that you weren't ready to go into MY hardcore division. Like I told you earlier man, this style of match, it's a war zone where there are no safe spaces. Fluff won't get you anywhere and little pricks like you who continually throw out garbage. They won't do anything either, your suppose to be a sadist? I wonder, when will you start acting like it? The clocks a ticking Apokalypse, it's time for you to GET WITH IT!
Heck, Apok you know what you've got to do in order to get an asterisk over your pathetic little "win streak". There's no avoiding it if you'd like to keep a small resemblance of the fire you had coming into this match with me and that's the cruel mercy that I'll give you if you take option one. If you're going to take option two, I'll destroy you, it's as simple as that. This choice, it's yours. You've got some time left to go all rah rah on me and make a comeback but beware that the next time I come out here. I'll be far worse on you. Either way Apokalypse, I'm going to win this war. That choice, it isn't yours because you obviously aren't a hardcore fighter. You sir, are a wrestler and I'm sure that this is a tough pill for you to swallow but look at what I've done with little. You pretend that you're a god while I know that I'm not the one you want to fuck with.
Here's the thing that hasn't grasped your head yet Apokalypse. I don't need anyone else to lean on other than myself and alcohol; not a wife, a cameraman, or an interviewer and I'll never need to pay a bogus human resource individual... Shit kid, HR, really?! Come the fuck on dude, that office doesn't exist here but that was a cute try. Regardless, since you have been here, you've not actually relied on your capabilities, instead you have relied on a lot of fluff with laughably adorable substance at best.
Alright, now I'm done with you for the night. Sleep well piss-ant!
