Post by Deleted on May 30, 2020 22:12:12 GMT -5
The picture above is what I see when I look at Apokalypse. He's cute, cuddly and has danced around everyone in SFT, so far.. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome SFT's very own teddy bear, Apokalypse, to this episode of the woodshed!
"Yes, winning is fun but if you are going to learn something about yourself. If you're going to better yourself, then you must lose. No one walks through life undefeated and Apokalypse won't either." said by Rumpke.
"A person who has a great deal of hope and nothing to lose will always be dangerous." said by me, Rumpke! Furthermore, "Spamming over and over will not make up for a lack of skill." said by Rumpke.
"Never screw with a demon if you're not a god, otherwise you're going to lose a piece of your soul and if your not careful about your position, you'll lose a lot more than a piece of your soul.." yep, you got it, I said this also!
Apokalypse, I must admit that I'm glad you have stopped using quotes in your promo's that other individuals write. I'm sure that you thought they were cute but it was a double edged sword. This also shown that you were either A.) too lazy to right your own or B.) you're not capable of writing your own content. Either way you look at it, that's a bad look for someone who claims that they are a "god".. I'm done with quotes for now but the next time you come out with a quote, for heaven's sake dude, please write the damn thing yourself. We've had people like you in the past, you're not being original, You're being lazy. The only thing nice that I'm able to say to you right now, at this time is that at least you did give credit to where the credit was due. You didn't try to pass off someone else's work for your own. All's you done is copied and pasted.. I would clap for you on that if I truly gave a damn but it doesn't matter to me how bad you want to look. Heck man, I really don't care about how awful I'm looking right now by slacking this whole Titans, the reason why this doesn't matter is because today is the day that I'll make my comeback to win this match. Just wait and see.
I agreed to Apokalypse's challenge and yes Apok, it was you challenged me. I haven't been the one claiming that I wished for a match with you. I was the one who gave simply gave you what you wanted. Please don't get things confused. Although, I shouldn't of given you this match because I'm too busy this time of year to worry about trivial competitors who like to spam the shit out of their opponents because that's all they're capable of doing. I shouldn't have given you this match because in the end I'm left with two choices. One choice is that I could let you run over me just like I have done for some people in the past while the other option is that I put you down. I've thought about these options for a week and four days now and after much consideration. I've decided that I must crush this teddy bear's dreams of dominating all of SFT. This could potentially let SFT down though. There's a risk involved here and while I'm ready to go on a long break for the summer. I've got to see this match through.
Hopefully, Apokalypse, won't be too upset after this match, I hope that he will continue on with one loss under his belt because honestly, I'm glad that this pompous teddy bear is here. It's nice to see a new, yet old face having fun in SFT once again. When I check out his promo's, it's obvious that this guy is excited to be here and happy with his "effort" as well as proud of himself with all of his trivial accomplishments thus far. Even though I understand that Apokalypse is a cute little teddy bear who A.) hasn't done much yet and B.) he likely won't do much at all besides win a few more matches before he leaves.
Apokalypse, this the moment you were asking for in your promos. Sadly, you've not taken advantage of me taking so long to get going. You have done next to nothing during my absence. It's depressing that even when I give the self-procaimed "God", Apokalypse handicap, he doesn't capitalize on it. This match, it could of been a lot tougher for me but it's not. Weren't you suppose to be ferocious? Heck, you're usually persistent at beating your opponents over the head with one laughable promo after another but not now eh? What's happening to you? Are you getting tired or simply being lazy?
You've been fantasizing about beating me, proving that you're better than I am. Yet, it looks like you won't accomplish this goal of yours. Even if you try to spam those promos like you love to do. Despite your previous two promo's, you're still underwhelming competition. You aren't ferocious, you haven't been persistent in coming at me and it's obvious that you lack skills to make a match tough for me. I understand that you think highly of yourself and your capabilities too the point where you're calling yourself innovative but trust me man; Your oblivious to the fact that you sir are not unique at all. You've been following in footprints of others that have came before you. I hope that after this match is over, once you're waking up from being knocked out that you'll understand your "skills", they aren't groundbreaking, ceiling shattering or anything of the sort.
Truth is, you haven't dug in deep to come at me strong and in the end, your going to regret this decision Apokalypse. In order for you to stand a chance against me in a hardcore match, you've got to be able to take yourself to the next level and based off what you have done thus far. You're still trying to irritate your opponents while you overwhelm them with nonsense. That's why, to me, you are like the picture above, you dance around a lot, sometimes you'll even quickly hop around while saying "pew pew" against those who are standing in your way but what really comes out of all that huffing and puffing you do? Not much Apokalypse, at least not against an opponent that has some skills. Regardless of this fact, that's why you try to keep on going by pumping out more of your idiotic promos, because deep down, beneath all of the pride you show, you understand that you haven't done enough so you result in the quantity over quality method.. Don't get me wrong "champ", this has worked out well for you so far because the others have failed to see you for what you are or they were too lazy to give a damn. Perhaps some individuals were both but make no mistake about it buttercup; I'm not like them.. After your done with those clowns, you pat yourself on the back before going to the next event only to repeat the same old trash that you wore out during your second Titans here. There's no skill in this Apokalypse. I'm embarrassed for you because you're dumb enough to believe in your bullshit. I also feel bad for the others who have lost to someone who's constantly on a rinse and repeat cycle.
Your undefeated streak, it's cute at best and each time you rub it in everyone's face; I grin from ear to ear because its adorable.. Damn dude, you have to do more than repeat the same ole garbage you call shoot, how you've beaten such and such, you're the best, all of that trash. How many times have you worn out these statements and others similar? Seems to me like you're a damn good parrot with a mischievous nature but that's not going to stop me from winning cupcake. You've got to do more than that against me..
The more I hear you try to pump yourself up tells me that you might be addicted to dominating. I'm currently wondering what's going to happen when I not only expose you but also prove to you that your not a dominate figure like your delusional mind believes? Would you be able to continue on while trying to improve your craft or would you simply fade out like the countless of other "dominate" individuals who are no longer here in SFT have? Soon Apokalypse, all of us will find this out because that day, it's not very far away. Next Tuesday to be exact but for now; you've got three to four days to enjoy this current high that you've been experiencing.
Make no mistake about it poodle, you're coming into a war zone and you've already fucked up by relaxing as if I wouldn't do something. Shame on you Apok.. Your hesitation to continue pumping out one useless promo after another has came at the wrong time, against the worst sort of individual, in the last kind of battle you'll ever want. I'm a wildcard that can't ever be counted out until its over. Apok, soon, you'll understand that a hardcore match with me, isn't for those who want to be comforted. Where you're venturing, isn't for people who want to prove their heart by spamming over and over. No, this atmosphere you're opening yourself up to, it's for the vicious, heavy hitters with heart! This is an all out street fight and you're a dunce thinking that you can joke your way to another win like you have..
It's sad to think that I have wasted my time and resources on you. This wasn't worth it but alas, here I am, finishing what you have started but after this match, you'll be doing yourself a favor next time by not overextending your big mouth too much. You're going to remember that you need to shut that nasty cocksucker of yours because your rotten shit hole of a mouth. It's wrote a check that your ass, isn't capable of cashing and now; you've got no choice but to come my way. Next time, you should simply enjoy the ride while leaving the "old guy" who's covered in battle scars from head to toe, alone..