Post by louiscypher on Apr 27, 2020 16:47:19 GMT -5
The scene is the outskirts of New Orleans. Cypher is wearing his white suit and its early in the morning. There are a few stands open. Mostly selling fruits or vegetables. Everyone is wearing masks and it seems so surreal. Its literally something out of a bad scifi movie. But as I walk around I am able to buy some really good produce. I get a watermelon, I get a pineapple, some mangos, some kiwi, some tomatoes and red onions. I really like red onions on my hamburgers.
When I was a little kid I used to think that onions were the worst food in the world. When I grew up I knew they were the worst food in the world and yet despite it all. Onions have their place in the world. Just like I do. Onions grilled over a bbq pit, with some lime juice get a unique flavor and it no longer tastes like onion after a while. Onions caramalized on a frying pan with oil till blackened are not bad either. Some will swear by onion rings. And honestly I do like them with a good burger on the side. Others swear by bloomin Onions from outback steakhouse, but I can go without them, they are just ok. The point of all this is simple. I am that onion in SFT.
I can be an onion soup, or an onion dip, something really tasty like that. Or I can be that raw ugly onion that will make your breath stink and your eyes water. You decide.
And looking out at the competition I think everyone needs a wake up call. We need people to wake up out of those dolldrums. Everyone is stuck in some sort of stupor. From the very top to the very bottom. And everyone needs a swift kick.
My opponent is Jay Impact the current SFT IC champion. Well hello there precious. Nice to see you take the time to give little ole SFT the time of day. Hows that IC title holding up for you? Keeping up your pants? Do you shine up that title everyday and take selfies with it? Hahaha
Listen Jay you seem like a decent guy. But lets face facts, your mind is otherwise occupied. Why not just drop the title to Apokalypse and lets save everyones time. You havent stepped in SFT in I dont know how long. You are a paper champion. You dont have it in you to step in with the big dogs and actually go to war.
SFT is a shark tank. And it will eat you alive if you arent strong enough. And I really do not think you are strong enough. I really dont. Strong people show up. Strong people fight and till now you havent done didlly. I really think you’re better off facing off against guys like Reaper, that way you can show your true dominance. But other than that, you aint nothing.
This place is full landmines and man eating sharks. Its like Sharknado on steroids. Yeah I like cheesy movies, what of it?
Anyway back to good ole Jay. Your name is Jay Impact, funny that you havent made an impact here yet, hahahaha. Really rigth now I am really bored. Gonna make me burgers with lipton onion soup mixed into the meat, give it that oniony smokey flavor.
I will have more to say soon enough.
Fade out
When I was a little kid I used to think that onions were the worst food in the world. When I grew up I knew they were the worst food in the world and yet despite it all. Onions have their place in the world. Just like I do. Onions grilled over a bbq pit, with some lime juice get a unique flavor and it no longer tastes like onion after a while. Onions caramalized on a frying pan with oil till blackened are not bad either. Some will swear by onion rings. And honestly I do like them with a good burger on the side. Others swear by bloomin Onions from outback steakhouse, but I can go without them, they are just ok. The point of all this is simple. I am that onion in SFT.
I can be an onion soup, or an onion dip, something really tasty like that. Or I can be that raw ugly onion that will make your breath stink and your eyes water. You decide.
And looking out at the competition I think everyone needs a wake up call. We need people to wake up out of those dolldrums. Everyone is stuck in some sort of stupor. From the very top to the very bottom. And everyone needs a swift kick.
My opponent is Jay Impact the current SFT IC champion. Well hello there precious. Nice to see you take the time to give little ole SFT the time of day. Hows that IC title holding up for you? Keeping up your pants? Do you shine up that title everyday and take selfies with it? Hahaha
Listen Jay you seem like a decent guy. But lets face facts, your mind is otherwise occupied. Why not just drop the title to Apokalypse and lets save everyones time. You havent stepped in SFT in I dont know how long. You are a paper champion. You dont have it in you to step in with the big dogs and actually go to war.
SFT is a shark tank. And it will eat you alive if you arent strong enough. And I really do not think you are strong enough. I really dont. Strong people show up. Strong people fight and till now you havent done didlly. I really think you’re better off facing off against guys like Reaper, that way you can show your true dominance. But other than that, you aint nothing.
This place is full landmines and man eating sharks. Its like Sharknado on steroids. Yeah I like cheesy movies, what of it?
Anyway back to good ole Jay. Your name is Jay Impact, funny that you havent made an impact here yet, hahahaha. Really rigth now I am really bored. Gonna make me burgers with lipton onion soup mixed into the meat, give it that oniony smokey flavor.
I will have more to say soon enough.
Fade out
