Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2020 16:28:55 GMT -5
Bad Abundance News:
Harold: Bad Abundance has came and past. I will only be going over the matches where SFT competitors were involved for obvious reasons.
Harold: Andrew and Greta Mace were able to beat Reno Destiny and Cassandra by Andrew pinning Reno Destiny!
Rumpke: Yeah, that was a shame. If only Cassandra had some help. Any help would have changed the balance of the match and SFT would have won.
Harold: If only but that wasn't the case. Next up, the SFT Hardcore Championship title was successfully defended by Rumpke.
*Rumpke burps loudly.*
Harold: Both, Louis Cypher and Robert Saints as well as three others failed to dethrone ICW's United States Champion, "Don" in the gauntlet match.
Harold: ICW's Jay Impact beat SFT's Intercontinental Champion, "Reaper" for the title and Jay Impact is now SFT's current Intercontinental Champion. Congradulations to him!
*Rumpke farts loudly*
Harold: Oh shit, you better go check your britches after that rip!
Rumpke: Phew! It's squishing around!
Harold: Oh my! It smells like something died in here! Good god man! What did you eat!?!
Rumpke: Well, I started off with wine this morning for breakfast. At Lunch, I had some homemade baked beans with some "fire" added as well as beer to wash it down. Gotta love that fizz.. Then this afternoon and partially this evening it's been good ole Kentucky Cornshine!
Harold: Here's some personal advice man and preferablly, you'll do this before our next News and Rumors. Please go get that nasty ass checked out! There's something wrong going on there.
Harold: The last match SFT participated in was the 5v5 Elimination tag match. Team ICW, they changed their captain at the last minute once they seen that Darren Maddox wasn't capable of defending ICW's name. Their Commishioner ended up making Candace the captain which should have been that way the whole time. The whole lineup of their team was: Candace (Captain), Trisha Wolfe, Darren Maddox, Jamo, and The Enforcer.
Harold: Team SFT chose Redd as their captain, the rest of the team was: Twilight, Louis Cypher, Emerson and Rumpke. The eliminations are going to be shown on screen for a few moments..
Twilight eliminated The Enforcer.
Emerson eliminated Darren Maddox.
Louis Cypher eliminated Jamo.
Trisha Wolfe eliminated Twilight.
Candace eliminated Louis Cypher.
Candace eliminated Emerson Embry.
Rumpke eliminated Trisha Wolfe.
Rumpke then eliminated himself by knocking the referee out.
Finally, Redd eliminated Candace and won the match for SFT!
Titans 81 News:
Harold: Now that we've got Bad Abundance covered, lets move on to the happenings at Titans 81. Two new superstars debuted on Titans 81: Apokalypse who was able to defeat Jack Jones. He also caused interfered in the tables match between Jamo and Louis Cypher! This resulted in both men getting a lead pipe upside their head, ouch! Apokalypse also ended up knocking out Reaper with the same lead pipe!
Harold: Eli Martin also revealed himself during Titans 81 but this was just a tease for Titans 82. I hear that he's quite a fighter and can't wait to see him in action!
Harold: I'd like to take a second to welcome both of these two new superstars to SFT. May this place be your home away from home as it has many in the past!
*Harold smiles before continuing on.*
There are also a couple of SFT veterans who have finally came back home as well: The Accountant and Travis Deacon Hall! Welcome back you two!
Rumpke: Hey Harold, who's hot and who's not?
Harold: Damn man, I'm getting there, please give me time to get to it!
Hot List: First up is Redd for winning the 5v5 match for SFT. Second is you Rumpke, for keeping the Hardcore Title out of ICW's hands. Next up is is the newcomer Apokalypse who has been quite a force early on since joining SFT! Last but certainly not least is Robert Saints who has recently returned and earned a World Title match against Emerson for beating Twilight.
Cold List: Reno Destiny is the top of this list for no showing at Bad Abundance! Next up is Reaper for losing the Intercontinental title to ICW, shame.. The last guy is borderline cold right now mostly due to his main loss at Bad Abundance, Louis Cypher. He fumbled SFT's chance to take one of their titles and that's the primary reason that he's made it to this infamous spot.
Rumors:
Harold: I've heard that there maybe a new staff member looking to help out with adding more spice around here in SFT.
Harold: There are whispers that Jay Impact will be showing up to defend the SFT Intercontinental Championship title against the winner of the the triple threat number 1 contender ship match that'll take place at Titans 82.
Harold: Supposedly Nathan Gust has been seen lingering around in the back some. I've yet to lay eyes on him but I hope to soon!
Harold: I'm still hearing whispers of Lucas Balkan returning but have yet to actually see the man sign a contract.
Harold: There's a chance that a superstar in SFT will be taking sometime off for awhile but I hope they change their mind!
Harold: I heard a rumor that Cassandra was seen backstage at ICW again and she supposedly gave her notice here in SFT. If this is true, hopefully she has a change of heart.
Harold: That's it for the rumors this go around...
*Rumpke interupts Harold by saying.*
Rumpke: Wait! I've got a rumor!
Harold: I'm happy to see that you're taking more initiative to this news and rumors article. What is your rumor?
Rumpke: Glenn Owen..
*There's a long pause while Rumpke takes a drink from his bottle of whisky. Harold impatiently asks.*
Harold: What about Glenn Owen? Is he rumored to coming back that you know of?
Rumpke: Not while I'm here as a wrestler but maybe when I'm gone.
Harold: Then what's the rumor?
*Rumpke pauses for a moment.*
Rumpke: He's afraid of me. Yep, that's the rumor! Frankly, I think it belongs in the news but we'll go with it here in the rumors section!
*Harold chuckles for a bit while he shakes his head "no".*
Harold: That's cute Rumpke but I highly doubt that!
Rumpke: He's been gone since I dethroned him!
Harold: Glenn's just busy man. That doesn't mean that it's a rumor..
Rumpke: Yes it does! It's my rumor and I'm sticking too it!
Harold: Fair enough, maybe he'll catch wind of your "rumor" and come back.
*Rumpke smiles.*
Rumpke: I hope he does.
*Rumpke pauses for a moment before saying.*
Rumpke: It's time for predictions!
Predictions:
Rumpke: First up, we've got one of the newcomers, Eli Martin who will test his in ring prowess versus Jack Jones. Right now, I haven't seen much from Eli Martin but what little I have saw, I liked quite a bit. However, I'm not sure what his limitations will be to where I've got a good idea of what Jack Jones is capable of if he gets motivated. Sadly, I don't see Jack Jones rising up to his full potential so I'm going to go with the newcomer here who provides a lot of question marks at this time.
Rumpke: Next up, Titans 82 will have Jamo vs Reaper vs Apokalypse. This triple threat match will be a number one contender ship match to the SFT Intercontinental title. Both, Jamo and Reaper have a lot of potential here but both are dragging their feet against a guy that came out last Titans and blew Jack Jones out of the water! Apokalypse seems to lack no motivation to proving himself in SFT and this is why I feel like Apokalypse will win become the number 1 contender to challenge Jay Impact for the Intercontinental title!
Rumpke: Then we've got Louis Cypher who's going to come after my SFT Hardcore title. Cypher, he's got a lot of capability and could potentially upset me for this title but I don't feel like he's got the drive to dethrone me at this moment. He's been fucking around way too much, maybe he can next time!
Rumpke: Last and certainly not least. Titans 82 will see Robert Saints challenge Emerson Embry for the SFT World title! Emerson is consistently a champion and has been for a very long time now. He's got one heck of a heart. That's not meant to take anything away from Robert Saints though. He's done very well for himself in the past as well and in my opinion; based off of what I'm seeing. "The Viper" is looking extremely hungry right now. He has beaten Emerson in the past and I'm going to say that Robert will indeed upset Emerson and he'll finally become a SFT World Champion!
Harold: Bad Abundance has came and past. I will only be going over the matches where SFT competitors were involved for obvious reasons.
Harold: Andrew and Greta Mace were able to beat Reno Destiny and Cassandra by Andrew pinning Reno Destiny!
Rumpke: Yeah, that was a shame. If only Cassandra had some help. Any help would have changed the balance of the match and SFT would have won.
Harold: If only but that wasn't the case. Next up, the SFT Hardcore Championship title was successfully defended by Rumpke.
*Rumpke burps loudly.*
Harold: Both, Louis Cypher and Robert Saints as well as three others failed to dethrone ICW's United States Champion, "Don" in the gauntlet match.
Harold: ICW's Jay Impact beat SFT's Intercontinental Champion, "Reaper" for the title and Jay Impact is now SFT's current Intercontinental Champion. Congradulations to him!
*Rumpke farts loudly*
Harold: Oh shit, you better go check your britches after that rip!
Rumpke: Phew! It's squishing around!
Harold: Oh my! It smells like something died in here! Good god man! What did you eat!?!
Rumpke: Well, I started off with wine this morning for breakfast. At Lunch, I had some homemade baked beans with some "fire" added as well as beer to wash it down. Gotta love that fizz.. Then this afternoon and partially this evening it's been good ole Kentucky Cornshine!
Harold: Here's some personal advice man and preferablly, you'll do this before our next News and Rumors. Please go get that nasty ass checked out! There's something wrong going on there.
Harold: The last match SFT participated in was the 5v5 Elimination tag match. Team ICW, they changed their captain at the last minute once they seen that Darren Maddox wasn't capable of defending ICW's name. Their Commishioner ended up making Candace the captain which should have been that way the whole time. The whole lineup of their team was: Candace (Captain), Trisha Wolfe, Darren Maddox, Jamo, and The Enforcer.
Harold: Team SFT chose Redd as their captain, the rest of the team was: Twilight, Louis Cypher, Emerson and Rumpke. The eliminations are going to be shown on screen for a few moments..
Twilight eliminated The Enforcer.
Emerson eliminated Darren Maddox.
Louis Cypher eliminated Jamo.
Trisha Wolfe eliminated Twilight.
Candace eliminated Louis Cypher.
Candace eliminated Emerson Embry.
Rumpke eliminated Trisha Wolfe.
Rumpke then eliminated himself by knocking the referee out.
Finally, Redd eliminated Candace and won the match for SFT!
Titans 81 News:
Harold: Now that we've got Bad Abundance covered, lets move on to the happenings at Titans 81. Two new superstars debuted on Titans 81: Apokalypse who was able to defeat Jack Jones. He also caused interfered in the tables match between Jamo and Louis Cypher! This resulted in both men getting a lead pipe upside their head, ouch! Apokalypse also ended up knocking out Reaper with the same lead pipe!
Harold: Eli Martin also revealed himself during Titans 81 but this was just a tease for Titans 82. I hear that he's quite a fighter and can't wait to see him in action!
Harold: I'd like to take a second to welcome both of these two new superstars to SFT. May this place be your home away from home as it has many in the past!
*Harold smiles before continuing on.*
There are also a couple of SFT veterans who have finally came back home as well: The Accountant and Travis Deacon Hall! Welcome back you two!
Rumpke: Hey Harold, who's hot and who's not?
Harold: Damn man, I'm getting there, please give me time to get to it!
Hot List: First up is Redd for winning the 5v5 match for SFT. Second is you Rumpke, for keeping the Hardcore Title out of ICW's hands. Next up is is the newcomer Apokalypse who has been quite a force early on since joining SFT! Last but certainly not least is Robert Saints who has recently returned and earned a World Title match against Emerson for beating Twilight.
Cold List: Reno Destiny is the top of this list for no showing at Bad Abundance! Next up is Reaper for losing the Intercontinental title to ICW, shame.. The last guy is borderline cold right now mostly due to his main loss at Bad Abundance, Louis Cypher. He fumbled SFT's chance to take one of their titles and that's the primary reason that he's made it to this infamous spot.
Rumors:
Harold: I've heard that there maybe a new staff member looking to help out with adding more spice around here in SFT.
Harold: There are whispers that Jay Impact will be showing up to defend the SFT Intercontinental Championship title against the winner of the the triple threat number 1 contender ship match that'll take place at Titans 82.
Harold: Supposedly Nathan Gust has been seen lingering around in the back some. I've yet to lay eyes on him but I hope to soon!
Harold: I'm still hearing whispers of Lucas Balkan returning but have yet to actually see the man sign a contract.
Harold: There's a chance that a superstar in SFT will be taking sometime off for awhile but I hope they change their mind!
Harold: I heard a rumor that Cassandra was seen backstage at ICW again and she supposedly gave her notice here in SFT. If this is true, hopefully she has a change of heart.
Harold: That's it for the rumors this go around...
*Rumpke interupts Harold by saying.*
Rumpke: Wait! I've got a rumor!
Harold: I'm happy to see that you're taking more initiative to this news and rumors article. What is your rumor?
Rumpke: Glenn Owen..
*There's a long pause while Rumpke takes a drink from his bottle of whisky. Harold impatiently asks.*
Harold: What about Glenn Owen? Is he rumored to coming back that you know of?
Rumpke: Not while I'm here as a wrestler but maybe when I'm gone.
Harold: Then what's the rumor?
*Rumpke pauses for a moment.*
Rumpke: He's afraid of me. Yep, that's the rumor! Frankly, I think it belongs in the news but we'll go with it here in the rumors section!
*Harold chuckles for a bit while he shakes his head "no".*
Harold: That's cute Rumpke but I highly doubt that!
Rumpke: He's been gone since I dethroned him!
Harold: Glenn's just busy man. That doesn't mean that it's a rumor..
Rumpke: Yes it does! It's my rumor and I'm sticking too it!
Harold: Fair enough, maybe he'll catch wind of your "rumor" and come back.
*Rumpke smiles.*
Rumpke: I hope he does.
*Rumpke pauses for a moment before saying.*
Rumpke: It's time for predictions!
Predictions:
Rumpke: First up, we've got one of the newcomers, Eli Martin who will test his in ring prowess versus Jack Jones. Right now, I haven't seen much from Eli Martin but what little I have saw, I liked quite a bit. However, I'm not sure what his limitations will be to where I've got a good idea of what Jack Jones is capable of if he gets motivated. Sadly, I don't see Jack Jones rising up to his full potential so I'm going to go with the newcomer here who provides a lot of question marks at this time.
Rumpke: Next up, Titans 82 will have Jamo vs Reaper vs Apokalypse. This triple threat match will be a number one contender ship match to the SFT Intercontinental title. Both, Jamo and Reaper have a lot of potential here but both are dragging their feet against a guy that came out last Titans and blew Jack Jones out of the water! Apokalypse seems to lack no motivation to proving himself in SFT and this is why I feel like Apokalypse will win become the number 1 contender to challenge Jay Impact for the Intercontinental title!
Rumpke: Then we've got Louis Cypher who's going to come after my SFT Hardcore title. Cypher, he's got a lot of capability and could potentially upset me for this title but I don't feel like he's got the drive to dethrone me at this moment. He's been fucking around way too much, maybe he can next time!
Rumpke: Last and certainly not least. Titans 82 will see Robert Saints challenge Emerson Embry for the SFT World title! Emerson is consistently a champion and has been for a very long time now. He's got one heck of a heart. That's not meant to take anything away from Robert Saints though. He's done very well for himself in the past as well and in my opinion; based off of what I'm seeing. "The Viper" is looking extremely hungry right now. He has beaten Emerson in the past and I'm going to say that Robert will indeed upset Emerson and he'll finally become a SFT World Champion!
