Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2020 18:47:06 GMT -5
There you go again Louis, with the same old garbage that you have already tried on me in the past. What's wrong with you man? Can't you come up with something new against me? We certainly know that you don't have anything bad to say about my performance at Bad Abundance because unlike you, I took care of business. Whether it was backstage, helping Joey and ICW's Commish make sure that things went smoothly or if I was out in the ring. I did my job, unlike you, Louis Cypher. You had fumbled your chance at gold just like you did SFT's chance at gold. There's couple of points that you missed during my last promo yet according to you, I don't ever get to a point. I simply talk and talk without providing any meaning. Yet its apparent that you simply don't like the points that I make during my promos so you simply refuse to acknowledge them as if that'll make them disappear but they don't Louis. They're still there after you "try" to slyly get around them. That's called dodging dude, and you're extremely good at dodging but I'm a damn good zealot, one who'll keep smashing you in the face with the points that you try to dodge until you crash. There's no way out of these points that I've addressed, it doesn't matter how much you try to skate around them, in the end; You're going down because I'm speaking the undeniable truth. It doesn't matter if you don't want to accept what I'm saying, they are facts, you know, the word that you hate because it always hurts you or that false persona that you're trying to portray.
Lets go back to your first promo, the one where you claimed that SFT won the competition easily. I'm curious Louis; What exactly did you win? From what I seen, you done very little except for gave ole Jamo a rough time which isn't hard to do at all and deep down. You know this is true. Is that how you "won"? Honestly speaking, that wasn't much of a victory when you pinned lil Jamo. Anyone of us could have done that just as easily as you did. Were you that proud of yourself that you felt like you won something? That wasn't a victory at all man. I mean come on, be honest with yourself. Especially since you got knocked out and pinned by a woman only a couple of minutes later. I want to laugh at you for being one of the sad individuals that got pinned by a woman but I'm not. I'll simply ask you this again Louis. What did you win at Bad Abundance?
The honest answer Mr. Cypher is that you didn't win a damn thing. You came out with a weak performance and got floored by both Don and Candace. That's the truth and another point for you. Maybe you were looking through Redd's and my eyes as we won the only two matches that SFT won. Perhaps that's the reason why you felt like "we" won "handily" but make no mistake about it cupcake. You didn't do a damn thing except for get off too early, like a premature prick. This is the only thing you did besides getting pinned by a woman. Although, it wouldn't surprise me if you watched Redd and I secure the "only" two wins for SFT and you were thinking that you actually did something. Maybe that made you feel special because you've competed against us in the past or perhaps because the three of us were on a team for a change. I could see you wanting to bask in our glory but there's a couple of problems there. A.) There's no glory involved with Redd or I. Also B.) You've got no reason to feel proud of yourself because once again, you did nothing. Do you really think that your one promo actually mattered? Go ahead and look back. If only you could see Redd's promo but you can't. There's no doubt that he won the 5v5 match. I wasn't the winner of that match and I'm fine with that for two reasons. 1.) SFT won the match and 2.) None of them stood a chance against me, heck, none of them eliminated me and they were suppose to be the best that ICW had to offer. During that ppv, I had done a hell of a lot more than everyone combined! Not only in the promo department but also backstage! I guess that's me being shallow but it's the undeniable truth!
Having said that, I'd like to thank you for recognizing the fact of how I'm overworked. Even though, I know you were trying to be a smart ass about that comment. Here's the thing though, or the point; However, you want to put that. I've not seen you do ten percent of what I've done for SFT over the many years that we've been here. Hell man, I know that you might want to talk about the fact that I take every other event off but come on dude. Do you honestly believe that even then, your overall contribution will still measure up to mine?
Truth be told Louis, I can take a whole year off if I wanted and it'll only take me six months (if that, honestly that's likely me being generous) to catch up with whatever you've done. Why is that man? I honestly believe that you're fucking lazy dude and that's why you can't keep my effort at bay with a huge head start and this is why I willingly slept on you for almost an entire week during this match. Did I consider the option that you could come out at me like you did that "one" single time you upset me back in the past? Sure I knew that possibility was there, but I also knew that more than likely; you were going to bring out an effort comparable to a jobber's, at least in my eyes that is. Lo and behold, you have unknowingly proven me right Louis. Damn dude, it sucks to be you. I guess that could be said figuratively as well as literally.
Do you know how to tell when a competitor is really digging hard because they don't have much to say about you Louis? You can tell, I promise you because they will come out with stuff said "behind the scenes". That's when you know someone doesn't have much to say. What does this have to do with you? Had I ever talked about watching ICW before you said anything? No, so how in the hell did you know? Both, you and I know the honest answer to that question.
*Rumpke winks.*
Honestly, what's said backstage, it really shouldn't matter out here but that's okay; Since you wanted to use it, I will say that this action of yours, it does once again prove that you need to be led, just like I said in my first promo to you. The one, where I said that you weren't much of a leader, instead you were a follower. Ironically, then you followed up by coming out with this comparison of you and a garden. For example, you thought of yourself as the garden, if you were watered and tended to, then you would thrive. Lo and behold you ignorant little piss-ant, I've given you life through the backstage talks which is obvious in your first promo just like I also pushed you with my first promo. Apparently, I've been pushing your shoot this whole time but I didn't know that you were going to try to use backstage talks against me, that's fine though cunt. I can take it. Now you see why I say that you're still a third rate talent Louis, one that is two steps behind me. You're a person that I can easily pick apart.
Too build upon that garden aspect of yours a little further Louis, after all, you tried to say that I done a lot of watering. Now, you're seeing that I'm also pulling the weeds. I've already fertilized you by taking a huge dump on you in both this and my last promo. So let me tell you that I'm the gardener Louis. I'm the person who tends to all of the crops. I prune the vines and their "suckers". Honestly, I could say that this is you Mr. Cypher but I wont because that would simply be too nice of me. In order to be a sucker, you've got to have some potential value but you don't and this is why I'd be letting you off if I said that, that's because you're nothing more than the seed that's not capable of growing. You're that small, tiny plant that's slow to poke up from the soil. In the end, you're not going to be capable of competing against your neighbors. You're not going to thrive in anyway. There's no hope of you fruiting, you're simply going to waste my time and space. That's why I'm telling you right now that I'll simply pull you, like I do weeds this time of year before I throw you to the side while you wither and die. This is what happens when you're in my garden Louis. I know that you're not capable of bringing a good harvest, no matter how much bravado you try to talk with.
Having said that Louis, I'm going to urge you to try again because you're still way behind. It's not even close. Yet before I go, I'm sure that you want me to answer your question. I'm not about being lazy or a procrastinator, and the fact that you're wanting to grow a garden makes me laugh at you because that's not a job for a lazy procrastinator like you Louis. Heck, you can't even handle me, yet alone keep up with a garden all year long but don't let that stop you. If you'd like some tips after I'm done spanking your ass. I'd be happy to give them to you but you of all people that I know should start off with a extremely "small" garden. I only say that because I've personally seen your work ethic for many of years now. I'm not joking at all when I call you lazy or a procrastinator, hell; You yourself have already proven that this is a fact during this match with me. You openly said that you've had the time. Yet you've done next to nothing besides add extra spaces to your promos which could misrepresent your lack of effort at first glance, especially if someone wasn't thinking about it like I do. I guess that I'm shallow for having some fucking pride in my work. God knows that this is a trait that's not common around here. That's awful of me, I'm sure, why don't you let me have it over that?
Now, I'm done spanking that ass of yours Louis, at least for now but that might not be it. It'll depend on you and how much more punishment you want.
