Post by 💀 ＡＰＯＫ 💀 on Apr 10, 2020 14:22:17 GMT -5
Apokalypse is coming to Green Bay, home of the fifth best NFL team. A city that without its team would cease to exist. That's much like SFT without Apokalypse in a way. You have seen the times without Apokalypse and they were dreary, doldrums, somber. Now that Apokalypse is risen… there is hope. Today, Apokalypse is being interviewed by an unnamed jamoke from SFT.
"Hello, Mr. Apokalypse. My name is---"
"Your name is irrelevant. Much like your questions. Here is a list of two hundred carefully prepared questions. You may choose ten."
"Oh. That's certainly different."
"Different is good."
"Okay…"
"Say it!"
"Different is good."
"Very good. Now, it's question time."
"What are your true feelings about Jack Jones?"
"Good kid."
"Why are you better than Jamo and Reaper in every single way?"
"Neither of them is the death machine, the agent of chaos, the darkest force, the strongest beast, the one… true… Apokalypse."
"How badly will you beat Jay Impact in the near future?"
"I will beat him so bad that he will invent a time machine and go back in time to prevent his conception so he won't ever have to experience how badly I will beat him."
"Who will induct you into the SFT Hall of Fame and why?"
"Apokalypse will be inducting Apokalypse because there is nobody else worthy of the job."
"When you beat Jamo at Titans 82, should you be rewarded with the ICW World Title?"
"No, I shouldn't be rewarded the ICW World Title… but there's nothing stopping me from just taking it. I don't know much about ICW other than it exists… but I do know it would thrive if I was the face of the company. Just like I will be here."
"Do you fear the Reaper?"
"Come on baby, don't fear the reaper. Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper. We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper. Baby I'm your man."
"What is your strategy to defeat two former World Champions at the same time?"
"Win."
"Who do you have your eyes on in SFT?"
"Everyone. The roster. The staff. The ring crew. The janitors. Everyone."
"Who were your influences coming up in the wrestling business?"
"There was this one guy who was always in his prime. He was fast… strong… agile… smart. He could adapt to any style and compete under any circumstances. He was me."
"Will you retire while simultaneously holding the World, Intercontinental and Hardcore Titles?"
"It's certainly a possibility. This roster is so thin that I will accumulate all titles by Titans 100… and possibly sooner than that. Jack Jones was an easy victory. Too easy, perhaps. Jamo and Reaper might be a challenge, especially if they do what's best for them and work together. Reaper is so worried about being double teamed. Why not counter that by teaming up with Jamo against me?"
"I probably shouldn't be strategizing and giving my opponents any kind of leverage. Honestly… it won't make a difference. Let's say they DO work together. Then what? They can't BOTH win. If they work together to fight me… then they will have to fight each other. That will give me time to recuperate before annihilating them both and punching my ticket to an Intercontinental Championship Match against Jay Impact."
"And I realize I shouldn't worry about Jay Impact right now… but… unlike everyone else in SFT… I am looking ten steps ahead. I don't just love in the moment. I live in EVERY moment. Past, present, future. I am everything and everywhere. I am the one, true Apokalypse. Jamo and Reaper are my next victims. I will not show them mercy."
Apokalypse is now silent, staring at the interviewer.
"Do you have any more questions for me?
"I've already asked ten from your list. Should I read more?"
"That's not a question from my list! You're disqualified! You're outta here!!!"
Fade to the end of everything.
"Soft things are terrifying. They're the real signals of death. Images of strength can never be that terrifying. It's the images of weakness that are a real Apokalypse."
-Jenny Hval
"Hello, Mr. Apokalypse. My name is---"
"Your name is irrelevant. Much like your questions. Here is a list of two hundred carefully prepared questions. You may choose ten."
"Oh. That's certainly different."
"Different is good."
"Okay…"
"Say it!"
"Different is good."
"Very good. Now, it's question time."
"What are your true feelings about Jack Jones?"
"Good kid."
"Why are you better than Jamo and Reaper in every single way?"
"Neither of them is the death machine, the agent of chaos, the darkest force, the strongest beast, the one… true… Apokalypse."
"How badly will you beat Jay Impact in the near future?"
"I will beat him so bad that he will invent a time machine and go back in time to prevent his conception so he won't ever have to experience how badly I will beat him."
"Who will induct you into the SFT Hall of Fame and why?"
"Apokalypse will be inducting Apokalypse because there is nobody else worthy of the job."
"When you beat Jamo at Titans 82, should you be rewarded with the ICW World Title?"
"No, I shouldn't be rewarded the ICW World Title… but there's nothing stopping me from just taking it. I don't know much about ICW other than it exists… but I do know it would thrive if I was the face of the company. Just like I will be here."
"Do you fear the Reaper?"
"Come on baby, don't fear the reaper. Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper. We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper. Baby I'm your man."
"What is your strategy to defeat two former World Champions at the same time?"
"Win."
"Who do you have your eyes on in SFT?"
"Everyone. The roster. The staff. The ring crew. The janitors. Everyone."
"Who were your influences coming up in the wrestling business?"
"There was this one guy who was always in his prime. He was fast… strong… agile… smart. He could adapt to any style and compete under any circumstances. He was me."
"Will you retire while simultaneously holding the World, Intercontinental and Hardcore Titles?"
"It's certainly a possibility. This roster is so thin that I will accumulate all titles by Titans 100… and possibly sooner than that. Jack Jones was an easy victory. Too easy, perhaps. Jamo and Reaper might be a challenge, especially if they do what's best for them and work together. Reaper is so worried about being double teamed. Why not counter that by teaming up with Jamo against me?"
"I probably shouldn't be strategizing and giving my opponents any kind of leverage. Honestly… it won't make a difference. Let's say they DO work together. Then what? They can't BOTH win. If they work together to fight me… then they will have to fight each other. That will give me time to recuperate before annihilating them both and punching my ticket to an Intercontinental Championship Match against Jay Impact."
"And I realize I shouldn't worry about Jay Impact right now… but… unlike everyone else in SFT… I am looking ten steps ahead. I don't just love in the moment. I live in EVERY moment. Past, present, future. I am everything and everywhere. I am the one, true Apokalypse. Jamo and Reaper are my next victims. I will not show them mercy."
Apokalypse is now silent, staring at the interviewer.
"Do you have any more questions for me?
"I've already asked ten from your list. Should I read more?"
"That's not a question from my list! You're disqualified! You're outta here!!!"
Fade to the end of everything.
"Soft things are terrifying. They're the real signals of death. Images of strength can never be that terrifying. It's the images of weakness that are a real Apokalypse."
-Jenny Hval
