Post by Jack Jones on Apr 9, 2020 16:13:47 GMT -5
Lets get this started.
My name is Jack Jones. I am a former everything in SFT. But at this particular moment I am the SFT gatekeeper. Right now I decide who comes to SFT and who doesnt. I decide who stays in SFT and who doesnt.
So I have decide about Eli Manning. Who knew a former football quarterback would want in on SFT. But if Gronkowski can do it, why not Eli?
(a note gets passed to Jack)
Wait, what? His name isnt Eli Manning? Its Eli Martin? Awwwww man, all this time I been thinking up cool promos for Eli Manning, now I gotta start all over?! Not cool, not cool at all. Oh well I guess I will wing it.
Ok lets see what should I say? Well we are all stuck indoors now, from what I hear SFT wont be doing sold out arenas, now we gotta be doing empty arenas like everyone else. So Eli welcome to the new world of wrestling. Where everyone is watching at home and no is coming out. I bet Eli didnt expect his arrival in SFT to be so non climatic.
Eli, tell me about yourself. Your background, your history. Call this Eli 101. And we here in SFT will be your students. Now I gotta ask Eli, you have arrived in SFT at a strange time. But that doesnt change the fact that wrestling is wrestling. We all have a job to do, and your job is simple, impress or else. Sink or swim. I know what I can do, but now everyone is waiting to see what you can do. Do you have talent or are you just another waifer in the long line of waifers.
If you want to know about me, all you got to do is read up, ask around, look at the title history. I am all over the place and have been all over the place. I have every title multiple times, so I done it all, seen it all, been it all. But I am not the one in hot seat right now, its you Eli. And so this is just my first promo, just here to introduce myself to you and now we will wait for you to introduce yourself to me and SFT.
So I think I will wait to see if you show up soon or not. Till then its a wait and see.
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My name is Jack Jones. I am a former everything in SFT. But at this particular moment I am the SFT gatekeeper. Right now I decide who comes to SFT and who doesnt. I decide who stays in SFT and who doesnt.
So I have decide about Eli Manning. Who knew a former football quarterback would want in on SFT. But if Gronkowski can do it, why not Eli?
(a note gets passed to Jack)
Wait, what? His name isnt Eli Manning? Its Eli Martin? Awwwww man, all this time I been thinking up cool promos for Eli Manning, now I gotta start all over?! Not cool, not cool at all. Oh well I guess I will wing it.
Ok lets see what should I say? Well we are all stuck indoors now, from what I hear SFT wont be doing sold out arenas, now we gotta be doing empty arenas like everyone else. So Eli welcome to the new world of wrestling. Where everyone is watching at home and no is coming out. I bet Eli didnt expect his arrival in SFT to be so non climatic.
Eli, tell me about yourself. Your background, your history. Call this Eli 101. And we here in SFT will be your students. Now I gotta ask Eli, you have arrived in SFT at a strange time. But that doesnt change the fact that wrestling is wrestling. We all have a job to do, and your job is simple, impress or else. Sink or swim. I know what I can do, but now everyone is waiting to see what you can do. Do you have talent or are you just another waifer in the long line of waifers.
If you want to know about me, all you got to do is read up, ask around, look at the title history. I am all over the place and have been all over the place. I have every title multiple times, so I done it all, seen it all, been it all. But I am not the one in hot seat right now, its you Eli. And so this is just my first promo, just here to introduce myself to you and now we will wait for you to introduce yourself to me and SFT.
So I think I will wait to see if you show up soon or not. Till then its a wait and see.
Fade to light
