Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2020 19:07:58 GMT -5
Normally, I can't stand waiting until deadline to submit an rp. I'm usually giving a few people shit about it but here I was; Asked to bat clean-up, so that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make sure all five of you take one word from this match. "Devastation" because that's what is happening to ICW right now.
Okay, so I've chosen to save the best for last on my "Line em up" series. Candace, the neutral woman that believes she's a fan favorite. Around here, in ICW; I would bet that this is a solid assessment of her because no one cares to dive further into her words. Most, if not all of these fans here are too ignorant to think of going down the rabbit hole like I'm about to do.
Candace, you need to watch out for traps a little better than you claim to. For all of the showboating that you try to do; It's obvious that you don't have perfect timing and/or reflexes all of the time like you claim to. Based off of what I'm seeing right now; You're caught in one of your traps and you don't even realize it yet but we're going to get into that. Don't you worry Candace, I'll help get you out of it after I give you a few good lashings.
*Rumpke winks*
Candace, you really should look up those fancy words, you'd be doing yourself a favor if you took notes of what they mean before you commit any of them to yourself and the way that you personally are. Take grandiloquence for an example. This is one of the ways you claim to speak.. I understand that you were trying to be cute and eloquent but you totally screwed up when you tied a pompous and bombastic manner of speaking that adds up to nothing at all (grandiloquence), to yourself. You're basically saying that you are fully capable of being a politician because they are the masters of grandiloquence. Which in turn, also means that no one can take anything you say seriously, for the fact that you have no credibility.
Lets also take a look at magniloquence as well. A inflated as well as embellished style of communicating, as a matter of a fact; It's a fairly similar way of talking to that of a grandiloquence speaker. Both of them reveal that despite all of the fluff you like to add to your promos that you ma'am are a pompous individual which can't be trusted. This in turn implies that no one should believe any word that comes out of your mouth. And now that you've done linked these words to yourself; You have therein made things tougher on yourself. It's apparent that the shoot you try to send someone's way can also mean absolutely NOTHING at all! One clear example of this is when you tried to call Redd a copy-cat. Candace, Redd has been around the block for many of years now. I'd bet that he was doing his thing way before you even thought about efedding.
I can testify that Redd was being himself in that promo where you claimed he was a copy-cat, heck you don't even have to take my word for it. There are plenty of promo's over the years that he has posted over on the SFT archives. Candace, I'd like to ask you this. Who followed who when it came to posting both of your promos for Carnage? Oh that's right, you were following Redd. Were you afraid to lead Redd? It sure seemed that way when you waited until "deadline day" to post your promo. After all, if we go back and look; You've not expressed this type of cautious nature besides one other time when you had a mystery opponent. Other than that, you typically come out and bash what are mostly stupid individuals; Jobbers over the head, at will. You hesitated against Redd and that kind of action isn't something you do against Redd or myself. Even more so over in SFT where there are no training wheel-like rules that limit what a person can do. Candace, you'll get punished over there for this and you're going to get a lashing right now for showing that meek behavior.
Now, I understand that you like to paint yourself as if you're a perfect individual but you aren't.. You're just like the rest of us Candace, flawed. And, I'm sure that me exposing you like this may come to a shock too yourself because you're not use to people actively deciphering your words and actions. After all; Look at the federation that you choose to stay at. Not a single one of these people care to do their research. They simply look at something and say "That's great!"; To where us SFT veterans will look into who we're about to go after. We don't blindly walk into a situation with out having a good idea of our surroundings.
At first glance Candace; I rather enjoyed reading your promos. I also believe that you do in fact have some skill but it's obvious that you're more careless than you'd like to admit. I won't insult you like I did to your teammates; I'm not going to say that you're a dumb individual because you clearly are not a simpleton. You do have some intelligence but you've got to be a little more careful and watch out; not only for the traps that your opponent leaves for you but it'd be in your best interest to watch out for traps that you unknowingly leave for yourself.
Right now, it's obvious that you're also blindly firing into the dark with some of the things that you choose to say. These moments where you fire into the shadows with the misguided belief that no one would call you out on the mistakes that you've made; Those segments of time. They won't happen at SFT like they do in ICW. You'll get called out on the mistakes. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you. That's the nature of the game Candace. Grandiloquence and magniloquence; These two words as well as your hesitation will be your downfall Candace. The cracks in your armor are starting to show.
Hello Candace, my name is Rumpke and I'm that good. I'm curious, how's your foot is feeling while you've been standing there stuck in your own trap? There's honestly nothing fancy about me or how I go about beating people into the ground. I'm simply a savage and it's this simplistic nature that is also hard for most to overcome. You could compare me to a tornado. I am very violent as well as destructive but also extremely difficult to stop. I don't have to take forever writing on just one person while I try to come up with clever words as if I'm trying to appear smarter than I am because I'm a simple man with simple methods Candace; And while I've been taking my time on this match. I have also remained very busy shredding your teammates one after another. As a bonus, I've also been taking it too Floyd McCarver. Honestly, it hasn't been difficult. All of them have walked into my strikes and the blows that irritate them the most are those from their own design. Ones that they left for themselves.
Now, from here; it'll only get worst for them just like it will you if you're not extremely careful around someone like me. I saved you for last and briefly looked at your work. Sort of how I took Trisha's one sentence where she tried to shoot on me and I used that little bit of shoot and some of her actions too take one huge stinky dump on her head! The thing is, your work that I looked at was from an earlier date. Carnage, it wasn't directed to me and it's a damn good thing it wasn't because if I can do all of what you've seen with just a sentence or two; Imagine how I come at a promo that's directed at me. Dang, it's honestly a nightmare; For both my opponent and myself.
The opposition, their going to have holes in their promo, cracks in their armor and I'll lock in on these vulnerabilities. I will further expose those cracks by pounding on them until they're clearly visible. During this time, I'm going to have to take shots but this isn't what makes me have nightmarish visions or thoughts. It's the fact that each match, every time I come out here; I'm going to have to kill a small piece of myself. This is something that I do to myself. If I'm willing to kill a shard of my life essence. What does that say I'll do to you, Candace?
You need to take a good, long look at me and never ask me for a hardcore match unless you're ready for a match that'll kill a part of you also because I'm down right vicious. I don't play mean or crazy like a lot of people around here do but I will tell you that I'm simply not the one, Candace; I promise you that I'm not the one you want to screw with. If you have any brains in between those ears of yours, you'll not even try to sucker punch me because if it comes to a hardcore battle; I'll make sure that I kill a piece of you along with mine.
What you should do is come have a drink with me, I'll buy a round or two for you but that's it. After that, you'd be doing yourself a favor if you leave me sitting at the bar. Not because I'm going to attack you but for the simple truth that no one knows what I'm going to do as I venture further into the rabbit hole.
Look here cupcake, Redd and I are our own worst enemies. We see ourselves as we truly are. Flaws and all; We don't hide behind beautiful words or psychotic behavior. Our ugliness is out there for the world to see. Him and I, embrace what we are, demons and all. I doubt you as well as most could ever be as honest with yourself as we are ourselves. Heck; You're already pretending to be someone that you aren't for the cameras. Him and I, we no longer pretend Candace. That was a thing of the past for us. Now, Redd and I simply are what we are, nothing different. This is hard for some to understand because they're still playing a game. Redd and I are living life here just like we live outside of this world. This is what makes us a challenge. People try to cut at us but these sad attempts amount to no more than a paper cut. We've had to deal with pathetic attempts like these for at least 20 years. At first, those little cuts stung but after a lifetime of getting these minor scrapes along with deep gashes; A person, they simply don't notice the little things anymore and that's where we're at. Are you there?
Candace, while I'm sure that we'd be good having one or two drinks; I'd advise you to avoid me at all costs and that's where I'm going to leave this; A simple recommendation. Enjoy your night. Get ready for tomorrow because this match; It's not a 5v5 match Candace. This is a 5v1 match after all; You're all ICW has got, so good luck to you Candace.
