Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2020 16:59:45 GMT -5
I caught that whole "The rage is building" and found it completely adorable before I even began reading it. The title itself was enough to give me a good laugh. Not only the fact that you've got a rage issue after that ass whooping I gave you but also because every word in the title had a capital letter.. ("The Rage Is Building" LMAO!!!) Enforcer, you really are a stupid person aren't you? Yes, you are..
Anyways, enough with making fun of your title; Why don't we get right into what you and that Paul Bearer clone had to say.
*Rumpke pauses while he reaches into a drawer and pulls out a Paul Bearer mask and then tries to talk like the original character.*
Oh. Yes.. Rumpke, I am a knock off of an original character (Paul Bearer) and yes... You were right when you claimed that The Enforcer is ripping of another original character (The Undertaker) as well, yes..
*Rumpke bursts out laughing. ( ..l.. ^_^ ..l.. ) Moments go by as the drunk one's laughter slowly becomes non-existent.*
Okay, so I can't sound like Paul Bearer, George Helsing who is obviously pretending to be like Paul Bearer he does a convincing job. With the look and the same voice that sounds like his balls have been removed from his body just like Paul Bearer's. Okay, I'm done making fun of that unoriginal twerp named George Helsing. Although it does makes sense why him and the so called enforcer would be perfect for each other. Both can't develop their characters, instead they just sit there and imitate others. Shame, such a shame.
Can you guys believe that this "Clown" tried to convince me that he was a legend? (LMAO!!) Yeah, he's nothing more than one huge joke and that's what made his promo titled "The rage is building" even funnier! This pathetic imbecile, he's trying to scare me, ha ha fucking ha! Keep dreaming cupcake, I haven't sweated you since the first day I seen you and I'm not going to start now. You've got no drive to be great, you are a lazy simpleton. (Yes, I'm still talking about "The Undertaker" oops; I mean "the enforcer".) You simply come out and spout out a few words here and there while rolling your eyes while you try to play up your "Payne Championship" that should have been defended against me at Titans 79. Heck man, you didn't even win that Payne Championship title that you're so proud about. Jay Impact felt sorry for you and wanted to give that title to you so why don't you try to not bring your whole Payne Championship "victory" into plain sight. It wasn't even a good match, you didn't do anything spectacular except for spectacularly bore all of us in that match!
Let me tell you something cupcake. I don't need a copied gimmick to try to win against you; I don't need this at any time. I've already built more than what you're currently working on copying and this happened over twenty years ago man. I'm so far ahead of you already; I've always been ahead of you and Jamo too the point where I've also started a variation of "Bray Wyatt's" current character well before he came out with his "Fiend" gimmick. As a matter of a fact Jamo, when I finished that last great moment of yours in SFT; Before it ever got started might I add. I already had split personalities then and they were with me many years before that. In all honesty, their still with me but they don't show up as much as they once did.
Maybe I should add that Jamo, you were completely different during the time you were in SFT. You had a bloodthirsty nature about yourself and you actually tried to be original at that time. You sought knowledge back then, even though your capability of learning was worst than a young child's. I tried to help you. Your faults, were completely yours man. You're absolutely wrong about Darren Maddox being a good champion. Your logic of him being a great champion was because "you're excited to see him". This doesn't make someone a good champion Jamo. In all reality Jamo, Darren Maddox has already revealed that he's nothing more than a proud individual who is also weak as well as scared to lead ICW's roster in a charge against SFT on our grounds. While I don't like "the enforcer" very much, I at least recognize that he tried to lead your roster in an offensive charge outside of ICW's walls while that "scared little girl", Darren Maddox chose to stay home. So ask yourself Jamo, is that how a great champion acts? No, he's a World Class Chicken, Darren is only a placeholder for a title that he doesn't deserve. I'm going to stop right there on this proud little coward that is Darren Maddox. There's more that I've got to say to that chump, somewhere around here and all of you will have the opportunity too see it! For now, I'm going to get back to the man that's just like his big buddy "The Enforcer". A man? Can we call Jamo that? How about a follower? Yeah, we can totally call Jamo this because he seems to be following the enforcer's coat tails like a lost little puppy dog.
Damn, it's so sad to see what Jamo has became since he gave up SFT as well as being original. He went from a respectable young man that tried to learn, to a person that doesn't seek out true competition. I'm sorry but the case of Jamo, it's a pathetic one and I don't see how you can have a single shred of self respect. I'm sorry to see that you have fallen so far from where you were when you tried to stand up to me in a "Bar Room Brawl". At the time, you were the little crazy engine that believed you could go psycho on me and that this would help you defeat me in the bar. You've surely figured this out by now; That I take people to the wood shed when there's a fight in the bar. Honestly, I take them out to the woodshed either way! This is how I've built my career.
What amazes me is that your dumbass keeps thinking that we're all playing a game. You claimed a few weeks ago that you had fun playing in SFT. You're a retard Jamo. It's as simple as that. Truthfully Jamo, you've got no right to be in this match. You've got no skill or determination and you're possibly dumber than the enforcer. Phew, that's a big stretch but it's very close between you two.
Please don't play the "I'm loyal to ICW" card because you and I both know that your loyalty stretches to where it's easiest for you to "play" some sort of psycho killer effectively. I'm guessing that your loyalty to ICW won't last very long either. At the most, you might of been able to blind people for another year, maybe two. That's honestly a big maybe man because you're obviously nothing like you pretend to be. You're simply too stupid to be a psychopath. Yet, I will admit that it seems like being a dimwit is an honest to god tradition around here in ICW for the most part(There are at least two that I've watched in ICW who aren't fully fledged idiots). When I look at most of the talent here in ICW or mostly a lack there of. I could picture that this would be an environment where you (Jamo) would be loyal to for awhile. After all, this place; It's obviously full of soft individuals who Jamo could convince that he is what he says he is without any reasoning to support his beliefs other than "Hi, I'm Jamo and I'm a psycho because you, the ICW fanbase; will support this. That's what makes me loyal!"
Fucking sad Jamo, You are truly a pathetic kid these days. Back when you were in SFT, you were the little engine that believed you could be some sort of "Hardcore Legend". Sadly for you Jamo, there was no work ethic, determination or even skill behind that gimmick of yours back then; And it's obvious that is still the case to this day. That's the main reason you couldn't be better than you were in SFT because all of us veterans in the 5v5 match. We've got these attributes and so much more. We're dedicated to putting ICW under our heel and we're 100% loyal to SFT; All of us in this match have been loyal to SFT longer than you've been wrestling Jamo.
Jamo, do you remember when you were in SFT and you threaten my family before the bar room brawl we had? Did you get the reaction that you hoped for when I left your motionless body covered in your own blood? I still haven't forgot Jamo and now I've got another opportunity to briefly beat you down once again. I'll not waste this opportunity Jamo. I won't waste any in the future if they ever come to fruition. Each and every time I'm able to put my hands on you; I will. It won't matter how much time I've got in the match, rules will be disregarded. I'll put you down, one way or another Jamo; I'm going to beat that memory into you just like I took your chances of holding onto the SFT Hardcore title away. I knew back then that all of your talk about being a "Hardcore Legend" was nothing more than garbage much like the past two original characters you've ripped off. In the end, I showed you what a hardcore fight was all about and you were easily beaten just like I'm going to make quick work out of you now.
Jamo came to SFT and he thought that he was the little engine who believed he could beat anyone there; But sadly, this poor little Jamo floundered his chances and found out that he simply couldn't overcome the big, bad veterans of SFT. The only people that Jamo could occasionally handle was/is; Jackson Kent and Robert Saints.
Ah Jamo, what a lovable retard; Who couldn't love the routine that he's got now, where he tries to copy "Bray Wyatt".. Jamo, Jamo, Jamo.. I'm so disappointed with the little school yard bitch (there's that word again!) that you've became.. I'm not impressed with this new you at all. I'm simply disappointed that I tried to help you learn how to write a promo a couple of years ago. I tried but obviously you were too "special" to listen to my advice.. It's not that I sold you a bullshit speech that you couldn't understand. After all, I plainly told you that you sir; Had to work harder if you were going to be a consistent champion in SFT and that was the honest to god truth. Nothing here is ever easy. Almost every single piece of furniture around SFT; bites dude. You Jamo, feel like ICW is home because they accept mediocrity. That's the honest to gods truth so please don't try to lie. Just like it's a fact that I can't respect lazy pieces of trash. Such as you Jamo. However; If you ever come back to SFT and ask me for advice, I would still try to help you learn despite our differences and if you work hard enough; You can improve but laziness will never get you anywhere.
Now, I'm done with Jamo for the most part and I will start back in on "the enforcer" who should do himself a favor by shutting his big floppy mouth. Each and every time he decides to run that cocksucker of his, he only digs his grave that much deeper. I hoped that he would have caught onto this by now but I realize that there's not much going on in between the enforcer's ears. The last time he came to SFT, I whooped his derriere up and down as well as all around the arena that night. I'm fully confident to promise this simpleton that nothing has changed. Once Bad Abundance starts, I will still shove my foot up his ass.
While, it's obvious that the enforcer would like to believe that he'll do better at Bad Abundance(He certainly couldn't do any worse, LOL!) but this sad representation of what an enforcer really is won't pose any problem to me or anyone else from SFT. Each and everyone of us on team SFT can and will put you down with ease. You sir (the enforcer) isn't even a tier below any of us when it comes to skill and he certainly doesn't have a drop of determination otherwise he would have tried harder in his promo. As far as skill, the enforcer is at the bottom of the ladder. He's nothing more than a silly little jobber who's easy to squash. That's one of the cold hard fact's that this foolish man doesn't want to accept. I'm sure that this reality is depressing for you but I urge you to accept this truth. Accepting this fact will help you deconstruct the pathetic gimmick that you're trying to copy. Then you can move on and figure out your own gimmick. At first, it's difficult enforcer but if you keep at it; you'll be better off. And, if you develop your character enough then it might be difficult to make you out to be the laughing stock that you currently are. Right now, at this time; It's easy to make fun of you. So shape up and get to thinking about how you can be different from The Undertaker.
I'm going to close out this section of "Lining them up" by saying to the enforcer that if you need help, help will be given but you have got to want help and you must be prepared to do the work. That's all I'm going to say for now but stay tuned because the next part of "Lining them up" will be out right after this one is posted!
