Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2020 16:57:36 GMT -5
<---- This is my most memorable moment of Cleveland history! "Major League"!! This moment in Cleveland history is the greatest that they've ever had! Some people would like to suggest that "Lebron James" and the Cleveland Caveliers are the greatest time in history for this city. Yet this team, they never really had to take on teams like the Boston Celtics with Larry Bird, the Chicago Bulls with Michael Jordan, or even the Phoenix Suns with Sir Charles Barkley! So screw the Cavs! Piss on Lebron, fuck Cleveland!We can compare Cleveland's history to ICW and their history. What have they done in the minimal time that they've been around? Not much at all.. It's sad that these people assume that they are better than us. Looking at their work ethic, determination and skill. It is very obvious that these clowns are the lesser federation. As far as I'm concerned, they can come see SFT again when they A.) Learn how to write a promo, B.) Grow some balls, C.) work on being original characters and D.) Learn the differences between face and heel! We'll get more into all of this as we journey through this promo series titled "Lining them up"!
I'm able to tell you that one of them, I personally know has pissed and moaned about having to come to SFT in order to defend their federation. This is something that a complacent as well as a pathetic cunt would do. Can you all guess who that is? Go ahead, I'm going to wait a moment by having a drink!
*Rumpke cracks open a half gallon of dark eyes vodka. Seconds later he is creating bubble after bubble while he sucks down a good portion of the bottle. Moments later, he removes the bottle from his lips and let's out one hell of a sigh in relief.*
Honestly, I'm not going to call this bitch out yet, he knows who he is and that those words are directed to him. I'm fine with letting him go for a little longer but as this promo goes on; I will reveal more to who is the largest bitch in ICW today!
*Rumpke's eye's grow wide before he says.*
I don't throw the word "bitch" out or at least I try to not do so because in my mind; This word, it's reserved for the most pitiful individual. So I do try to refrain from this sort of abuse when I'm talking about people but this man with out balls; He is truly a bitch, one that I don't respect at all. I'm not programmed to sympathize with people that whine about having to do this or that. Especially when it comes to defending or leading your federation in a war. This piteous individual, he'll receive no pity from me because I'm a not a passive-aggressive little cunt like he is! I don't share in his beliefs and will never agree with his logic! I'm a zealot that will not only lead the charge against an opposing party but I'll also defend what I've got against foreign invaders! I'm not a scared little bitch like this sad excuse of a champion is! I'll dot a motherfucker's eye if they think that their going to take what's mine! And I'm going to put this "proud" little poodle down, easily! He doesn't even stand a chance against me! This castrated individual, he is fucking child's-play and they don't want to even try to take me on in an all out war because I'll only embarrass this chump even more! He should be praising god, thankful that he's only going to be embarrassed for a minimal amount of time!
This guy, a "champion" of ICW; He's an unarmed opponent in this battle! What's he honestly going to do? Come out and tell me how I'm a weak champion? How about we go with how he might come out here and talk shit about SFT? Just like he's already tried to do while he hides behind ICW's protective walls of ICW! Just, like the little bitch that he is! Here's the way it is dipshit..
This gutless coward, he was feeling safe while the he stood behind ICW's walls but that was past tense. Now, this self-righteous prick is no longer feeling confident, not if we're being honest with each other. This clown is sweating profusely right now while wondering what all will happen next and he should be nervous because he has fucked up one too many times! We'll get back to that soon.
*Rumpke slyly winks*
Supposedly ICW has provided their absolute best in this 5v5 match but I'm mostly looking at sheep. If your name isn't Candace in this five on five then you should feel ashamed of yourself for the inevitable fate of you letting your federation down. You're a poor representation of your ICW but I get it; That's all that ICW has to offer! I'm sure that Candace will try but in the end; She too will be outmatched!
LMAO at ICW's top competitors!! Hey Darren, I'm especially laughing at you dude! ..l.. ^_^ ..l..
When it's all said and done; I will have lined each one of you up for the firing squad. Right now, the "cake" flavor of the day is called "Darren Maddox".. Are you feeling a little more energized? Of course you are, after all; You're a proud individual and I'm pretty much swinging at your man hood but here's the thing Darren. You're going to sit there and listen to everything I want to say and you'll keep your mouth shut. Do you want to know why you're going to sit there like the dumb bitch that you are? The truth is that you've done blown your wad like an inexperienced little prick! Now, you've got nothing more that you can do. How do those limits of ICW feel now that you're being made out for exactly what you are, a chump? Sucks to be you!
*LMFAO!!!!*
Hello Darren, my name is Rumpke. I've got a purpose around SFT and that's to push people. and while I expect backlash; I'm also built to handle it! So why don't you finally grow a pair of balls! Which brings me to a thought. The actual reason I posted the picture at the top. It was a double edged sword for you as well as ICW but I'll be honest with everyone here. That picture was mostly here for you, Darren Maddox. The coward who hides when he's suppose to be acting like a champion!
Maybe next time you can use a lot of fluff to tell all of us how you've got a pair of balls. Hell, why don't you throw your family in this. Your father, mother, kid, and wife; Heck man, you can even bring in your unlikely ally The Enforcer who I've already exposed once before.. You can have a grueling work out where you use every ounce of determination in that cowardly little mind of yours to bring out a short as well as weak ass promo that proves you're still in the "Indies".. I honestly don't care what you do dude. Your beliefs about ICW being superior to SFT is nothing more than a fantasy. While you read this as well as the rest; I know that you are hoping that this ass whooping I'm giving you will stop because your bare ass is very red and whelped up even; This red ass of yours, it's even got MY hand print embedded in it over and over to the point where all of these imprints are overlapping. You can hope that I'll stop here all you want! I'm still not done whipping that cowardly bitch spirit out of you yet! Yes Darren, you are a coward as well as a bitch! You may not want to admit it but that's denial Mr. Maddox.
Here you think that I want to fight you. What gave you that idea? Was it because I left this comment in the shoutbox, "Hey Darren, are you ready to be a real champion? If so, come at me." I even left a little wink for your punk ass. I waited two or three days and you said nothing. So I told you that I was still waiting on an answer and you still refused to grow a pair of balls. Is that why you think I want to come at you? Look Darren, first of all; When you and I exchange blows, it won't be a fight. It'll be me thrashing your ass while you pray for it to stop. Pretty much like what's happening right now. And second of all, you used the "Shout box" to come at my buddy, Emerson. You were puffing your chest out by saying that "Embry is a WEAK WORLD CHAMPION and he's GOING DOWN." That was exactly your second fuck up. The first and third fuck ups were when you showed your cowardly colors. This first time is when you moaned and complained about not wanting to lead ICW in an assault on SFT. Some fucking leader you are! Anyways, the third fuck up was when you got all quiet on the shoutbox about my challenge which has proven with out a shadow of a doubt that you sir are the coward that I say you are! After all, if you weren't a coward; You would of rose up and took both of your beatings like a man but that's not what happened. Is it?
I have no idea why you thought that coming at my brother when you had no reason to do so was the right thing to do. I'm sure he didn't see that little bitch remark of yours but I did and I'll stand up for my buddy; Not because he needs me to. In all honesty, you wouldn't be a match for him just like you're no match for me! But I'm going to stand up for Emerson because he's my friend, my brother from another mother! SFT is a brother and sister hood Darren; That's something you clearly know nothing about. If ICW was this way then you would have stood up for "The Enforcer" when I massacred the poor boy but you didn't. Just like you didn't go to battle for ICW. You waited until SFT breached the walls! Now, you're trying to bark out orders while trying to preserve this false belief of how good you are. None of it's working Darren, you've been exposed; I've stripped you down for everyone to see, all of those here in ICW that thought "you're a great champion" can clearly see you for the fake that you are! World class champion? No Darren you're a World class chicken!
You sir, have been left in the dust. The honest truth is that Darren doesn't provide anything which closely resembles a challenge to me. I could literally sit here all night whipping that bastard's chapped ass over and over but now; I'm simply growing bored with my new play toy. It didn't take long because Darren Maddox is a dull individual, one that doesn't deserve to be as proud as he is. It amazes me that he's even a champion at all but I guess that ICW needs to have someone as a World Champion. Maybe next time you guys (ICW) goes into a fed war; you should have a real champion at the helm!
I've now got better things to do than to continue on whipping Darren's ass out here in the woodshed. I will throw this out there though. Darren, if you want a rematch with me; You know where to can find me, after all, I'm not hard to locate; Or you can continue on being a pompous pussy. The choice is yours but I'm betting that you bitch out just like you did the last two times. After all, that's your "modus operandi". (M.O.)
