Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 8:50:43 GMT -5
*There is no scene and there's very little filler in this promo.*
Oh joy, here I go again. Another jobber from ICW has ran his mouth and challenged me to a match. I've got to deal with not one, but "FIVE" jobbers at Bad Abundance. Lets count them out so each and everyone of them know who they are. We've got Floyd, the person that this promo is intended for. Then there's also Jamo, the enforcer, Jackson Kent and then there's the best jobber of them all his name is Darren Maddox! That's "FIVE" jobbers that I'm booked against. People are silly in ICW, thinking that I'm going to be all worn out from taking on this many jobbers. Twilight, you my friend should know me better than that as well.
*Rumpke winks.*
I'll smack them around a bit before they tire out and then I'll move onto the next. These fucking clowns will only tire me out in their dreams, that's it! I'm the worst sort of fighter that any one of you have ever had to face. You're looking at a berserker; One that will break your front-lines easily. Floyd, you, Jamo and the enforcer needs to pay attention to how a true hardcore, no limits brawler handles business! I know that each of you three buffoons want to believe that you're hardcore legends; You all want us to fear you but not a damn one of you projects a presence about you that'll make a leader fear or even respect you. If you want respect, then you've got to earn it and this is something that none of you have done!
Floyd, I absolutely pummeled the enforcer.. It was like taking candy from a baby and quite sad as well.
*There will be no caps for the enforcer, because he doesn't deserve them!*
Yet this sorry excuse of an enforcer didn't have even 1% of a shot to beat me. I took that baby to town, wrapped a neat little bow around his head before taking one huge dump on his head! He didn't stand a chance and you (Floyd McCarver) honestly don't have a prayer either dude. You've got your ICW X-Division championship based off of a no show. That's pathetic.
*Rumpke sighs.*
As a matter of a fact; I've done some looking around at results from past cards in ICW and the "only" time you seem to win a match was whenever your opponent no showed. Very sad Floyd. Unfortunately for you, you're not going up against someone who will no show. You are going to have to earn this win. I'm going to make you work for this SFT Hardcore Title! There will be no fucking handouts for your kind (amateurs).
Back to the purpose of bringing up those "no shows". You tried to convince me, everyone else and including yourself that I screwed you out of the tables match at ICW's last ppv. Floyd, claimed that he should have won the tables match at ICW's "Winter Revolution" which I interfered in. That's interesting Floyd, because neither you nor your opponent showed up at that match. Both of you fucked off and did absolutely nothing to warrant a victory. So, how can you win if you didn't show up? Are you feeling entitled? Maybe because you're the "World Chump's" Darren Maddox's stepfather? Maybe that's why you felt like you should of won without putting forth any effort at all. Shame on you Floyd McCarver for feeling entitled, for whatever the reason is! The truth is this Floyd, you weren't going to win that match at all. Even if I decided to not interfere in the sad match that you and Christian Ryder were having. The result would of been a no contest because neither you nor your opponent had done anything at all! Got it? Do you understand what I'm saying Floyd?
Yes, I did knock you out with what truly was a light swing. Your fortitude was obviously lacking based off the way that you got knocked out from that easy going tap I had given you! Damn dude, did you really say that you're the most dangerous person in WXW/ICW history? Here's a funny fact for you Floyd; the enforcer, he tried to tell me something similar to what you said about being dangerous. Then I pulled out a switch and cracked his bare ass all of the way from SFT back to ICW's gates! I beat him like a red headed step child until he ran back behind ICW's protective walls Floyd just like I'm about to do to you! Dangerous? Please dude, spare me with this whole tough attitude image that you want to apply to yourself.. When I look at you and what you've done with your matches in ICW; It's obvious to me that you sir are no more dangerous than a de-clawed kitten. Am I wrong? This is your chance to put your money where your mouth is! So far, I've intentionally waited on you to do something spectacular for this match where I will be defending my SFT Hardcore Title against you and you've done nothing.
It appears as if you need someone to hold your hand and pull your lazy ass through this match. As sad as it is that I've got to pick up your slack, especially since you want to call yourself dangerous while acting like you'll be a handful for me; I'll tell you what noob. I will grab you by the hand and walk you through this match because It's obvious that you're a beginner when it comes to having to actually roleplay against someone that bites back but don't worry son; I'm going to walk you through this match. After it's said and done; If you can keep up then you'll be able to say that you're battle tested because that's exactly what you're going to be getting into with me. A battle, one that I don't need to know "Who is the best, the most extreme or the most Hardcore" I believe that's what you said and this in itself made me want to have some pity for you. That's why you were given a week of handicap but that grace period; It's officially over and you've done absolutely nothing during this time frame where I was generous.. Shame on you Floyd McCarver.
Now I'm going to show you as well as all of these ICW doubters that I'm exactly what I say I am, a hardcore legend! I'll not only do more than you Floyd but I will also be helping my brothers take on the "best" five wrestlers that ICW has to offer while I out do whatever you think that you're going to bring in this match! You shouldn't of been a slacker man. You've had what, a week to prepare for this match and you just fucked off like the sorry excuse of a champion that you are! It's time for you to wake up!
People expect more of their champions man. A lazy champion won't be a champ for long and it's a damn good thing for you that your title isn't on the line. Sadly for ICW the X-Division title isn't on the line because I'd take it from you so ICW could have a decent champion for a change! I'm a defending champion Floyd, that's why my title is on the line even against someone that isn't from SFT! My title is always on the line, this is normal for me Floyd!
It's time for you to shape up man. Stop being lazy and get to work! I hope to see you soon! Also, one more thing; Good luck, you're going to need it!
*That's all I'm going to say for now but I'm not done poking this teddy bear yet! I'll see you all next time!*
