Post by Commish on Mar 8, 2020 12:40:43 GMT -5
ON BEHALF OF JAY IMPACT
Jay Impact inside his locker room struggling with some push-ups and reaches over 50 when he starts sweating and finishes the final one. Impact gets up, sits on a nearby chair, holding some towel and rubbing it around his face, arms and chest area to dry the sweat when he hears a knock on his door. Jay breathing heavily.
Jay Impact: Come... COME IN!.. Pheww!!
ICW backstage announcer Amanda Williams walks inside Impact's locker room with a mic in her hand realizing that Jay was struggling with something.
Amanda Williams: I am sorry but you were breathing heavily. Is everything alright?
Jay Impact: No! I am having an orgasm after seeing you. OF COURSE everything is fine I just finished my 120th push-ups set and now I can feel the damn calories burning right around my muscles and the cutting is happening with my flesh. Who needs steroids when you have such an awesome stamina like Jay Impact.
Jay Impact lies about his 120th push-ups because he hardly finishes up his 50th one.
Amanda Williams: Erm! Alright! That sounds fascinating.
Jay Impact: So, you ready to for the date?
Amanda Williams: Excuse me?
Jay Impact: Oh I thought we might have some date tonight and that's why you walked into my locker room. Isn't it?
Amanda Williams: Oh no! Jay, I never saw you as more than a friend. I ain't attracted toward you, I am sorry!
Amanda chuckles as Jay raises his eye brows and babbles to himself.
Jay Impact (low tone): Bloody lesbo!
Amanda Williams: Come again?!
Jay Impact: Oh no! Nothing! So I guess, if date is not the primary reason than Jay's IQ says that you are here to do an interview.
Amanda Williams: Right, Jay! I am actually here to know your thoughts about your Triple Threat match at Titans 80 at SFT. You are facing not only two men but two reigning champions of SFT Federation. How do you feel about that?
Jay Impact: Well you explained everything on my behalf already. Jay Impact is fighting against not one but TWO men at Titans. You know what does that mean? That means they feared that Jay is enough talented and got guts to beat their guys in one on one match. So when I killswitch their one buddy other is gonna interfere and break the count. That's a traditional way of saving the reputation for your home. And not only that but they put me against who? Two Champions, right? Stingy decision by not putting any title on the line because despite of it being more of a Handicapped match instead of Triple Threat they feared that if Jay wins, he will take one of their titles away from them and the whole federation will leave on just two championship belts.
Amanda Williams: But, Jay, you have already issued a challenge to one of your Titans' challenger, Reaper for a Chairs Match at Bad Abundance for his Intercontinental Title belt.
Jay Impact: That's true! He has every right to take revenge on me if he has enough balls but the point is; he first has to survive by my damn good beating which I am gonna give to him at Titans. That is going to be a Triple Threat match which means...
Impact pauses
Jay Impact: .. which means that there is going to be No Disqualifications, No Countout, any everything is from upside down is legalized in that kind of match. How about me showing some shades of Bad Abundance to him in that match? How about me con-chair-toing him and making his hand look like a boneless chicken sandwich between brown bread? Oh make no mistake but I can change my mind and execute the same action on the SFT World Champion, Emerson. I have no pity for anyone. Poor fellas who booked them against me are gonna feel sorry when they see Emerson and Reaper are walking out the building on stretchers or wheelchairs or LEAST on crutches.
Jay looks on his right side, bows himself a little bit and grabs his Goldrush contract briefcase.
Jay Impact: You see this? This is a little smooth fabric panel metal container. It might be small from some instances but it is indeed a lethal weapon and easy to knock someone out for half an hour. I can use that on them too having zero remorse or guilt inside me. I am a multiple time champions and have had a long undefeated streak at ICW. So don't be bothered or worried as I am going to take care of those nuisances very nicely. Jay Impact UNLIKE ENFORCER will not return home until he get his hand raised by SFT's own referee in the air.
Jay Impact winks at Amanda and leaves for the shower.
Jay Impact inside his locker room struggling with some push-ups and reaches over 50 when he starts sweating and finishes the final one. Impact gets up, sits on a nearby chair, holding some towel and rubbing it around his face, arms and chest area to dry the sweat when he hears a knock on his door. Jay breathing heavily.
Jay Impact: Come... COME IN!.. Pheww!!
ICW backstage announcer Amanda Williams walks inside Impact's locker room with a mic in her hand realizing that Jay was struggling with something.
Amanda Williams: I am sorry but you were breathing heavily. Is everything alright?
Jay Impact: No! I am having an orgasm after seeing you. OF COURSE everything is fine I just finished my 120th push-ups set and now I can feel the damn calories burning right around my muscles and the cutting is happening with my flesh. Who needs steroids when you have such an awesome stamina like Jay Impact.
Jay Impact lies about his 120th push-ups because he hardly finishes up his 50th one.
Amanda Williams: Erm! Alright! That sounds fascinating.
Jay Impact: So, you ready to for the date?
Amanda Williams: Excuse me?
Jay Impact: Oh I thought we might have some date tonight and that's why you walked into my locker room. Isn't it?
Amanda Williams: Oh no! Jay, I never saw you as more than a friend. I ain't attracted toward you, I am sorry!
Amanda chuckles as Jay raises his eye brows and babbles to himself.
Jay Impact (low tone): Bloody lesbo!
Amanda Williams: Come again?!
Jay Impact: Oh no! Nothing! So I guess, if date is not the primary reason than Jay's IQ says that you are here to do an interview.
Amanda Williams: Right, Jay! I am actually here to know your thoughts about your Triple Threat match at Titans 80 at SFT. You are facing not only two men but two reigning champions of SFT Federation. How do you feel about that?
Jay Impact: Well you explained everything on my behalf already. Jay Impact is fighting against not one but TWO men at Titans. You know what does that mean? That means they feared that Jay is enough talented and got guts to beat their guys in one on one match. So when I killswitch their one buddy other is gonna interfere and break the count. That's a traditional way of saving the reputation for your home. And not only that but they put me against who? Two Champions, right? Stingy decision by not putting any title on the line because despite of it being more of a Handicapped match instead of Triple Threat they feared that if Jay wins, he will take one of their titles away from them and the whole federation will leave on just two championship belts.
Amanda Williams: But, Jay, you have already issued a challenge to one of your Titans' challenger, Reaper for a Chairs Match at Bad Abundance for his Intercontinental Title belt.
Jay Impact: That's true! He has every right to take revenge on me if he has enough balls but the point is; he first has to survive by my damn good beating which I am gonna give to him at Titans. That is going to be a Triple Threat match which means...
Impact pauses
Jay Impact: .. which means that there is going to be No Disqualifications, No Countout, any everything is from upside down is legalized in that kind of match. How about me showing some shades of Bad Abundance to him in that match? How about me con-chair-toing him and making his hand look like a boneless chicken sandwich between brown bread? Oh make no mistake but I can change my mind and execute the same action on the SFT World Champion, Emerson. I have no pity for anyone. Poor fellas who booked them against me are gonna feel sorry when they see Emerson and Reaper are walking out the building on stretchers or wheelchairs or LEAST on crutches.
Jay looks on his right side, bows himself a little bit and grabs his Goldrush contract briefcase.
Jay Impact: You see this? This is a little smooth fabric panel metal container. It might be small from some instances but it is indeed a lethal weapon and easy to knock someone out for half an hour. I can use that on them too having zero remorse or guilt inside me. I am a multiple time champions and have had a long undefeated streak at ICW. So don't be bothered or worried as I am going to take care of those nuisances very nicely. Jay Impact UNLIKE ENFORCER will not return home until he get his hand raised by SFT's own referee in the air.
Jay Impact winks at Amanda and leaves for the shower.
