Post by Emerson on Feb 26, 2020 17:44:55 GMT -5
Emerson is seen walking around inside Walmart. So far he has a tshirt and some cereal that he will purchase that day.
“I hate coming to Walmart. I always say I am gonna buy one thing and end up with a bag full of stuff that I didn't anticipate on buying. That's just the way it always is for me. The way it always has been. Its why I hate Walmart. but I cant stop coming here, there's a Walmart. in every city, every 10 miles there's a Walmart., you turn around and there's a new Walmart. across the street from another Walmart. Its getting to be like some alien invasion cept its just Walmart. doing the invading. So they are everywhere and most times its a quick in and out, no lines with all those new self checkout.”
Emerson finds himself in day old bread section, they have a dozen chocolate covered donuts for 1.79
“No way I can pass this up, can I? No I cant, the deal is too good to pass up. You see there are some things I can control and others I cant. For example I cant control the booking in SFT. Reaper is the IC champion I am its world champion and we are facing a virtual nobody named Jay Impact. Since when do we book new guys against world champions? Never, but Jay is part of the it thing right now ICW. Honestly I am not impressed with any of them. For the most part they seem lazy and complacent. Most of them have not even bothered to sign up for our email list, apparently the 3 minutes it takes to sign up is wayyyy too much time for their important busy bodies hahaha. But everyone gets what they deserve and karma has a way getting things set straight. You see guys, I don't even know why I am saying this its very likely the ICW guys are too lazy to even watch this promo hahaha. But laziness does not get you very far in SFT. Just ask around. You gotta be on point, and if you want respect you gotta give respect and so far the people from SFT who have gone over there have been playing very nicely sadly none of you are. So Jay lets you and I fix that shall we?
Jay I do not know you but if you even sign up for our email list that’ll put you leaps and bounds ahead of everyone else in ICW. Apparently SFT whose been open since 1996 is looked down upon us by them. Which is sad. Cause we’ve forgotten more about wrestling than you guys will ever learn. I saw your world champion face Twilight and Louis Cypher and honestly I was not impressed, I thought I would be wowed but I was bored. And I am sure when they see me in the ring they think the same I thought about. So whatev. No big deal.
Now Reaper I know what he can do. He likes to do a lot of chip shots and wear his opponents down. Me, I am consistent. I like to think I am well rounded but I still have a lot of work to do, I have a lot of improving to do and I will be the first to admit that. I am not great, but I am always working to be that, it is my goal. To one day be whispered in the same breath of those that came before me. It may never happen but it is my goal.
So what about you Jay, tell me about yourself. Tell me why you are different from your ICW brethren? Are you a leader or a sheep. I have no time for sheep, I want someone who will fight and not just once a week, but every day. I fight everyday and while I may lose as much as I win. I fight and I do not give up. And most importantly I don't stand around thinking my bathroom don't stink. Oh it stink trust me. But my ego is not going to put me in a place where I think otherwise. Are you different from the rest of the ijits in ICW or are you gonna prove there are some people worth something? Are you worth my time? Prove it!
That is all I have to say for now.
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“I hate coming to Walmart. I always say I am gonna buy one thing and end up with a bag full of stuff that I didn't anticipate on buying. That's just the way it always is for me. The way it always has been. Its why I hate Walmart. but I cant stop coming here, there's a Walmart. in every city, every 10 miles there's a Walmart., you turn around and there's a new Walmart. across the street from another Walmart. Its getting to be like some alien invasion cept its just Walmart. doing the invading. So they are everywhere and most times its a quick in and out, no lines with all those new self checkout.”
Emerson finds himself in day old bread section, they have a dozen chocolate covered donuts for 1.79
“No way I can pass this up, can I? No I cant, the deal is too good to pass up. You see there are some things I can control and others I cant. For example I cant control the booking in SFT. Reaper is the IC champion I am its world champion and we are facing a virtual nobody named Jay Impact. Since when do we book new guys against world champions? Never, but Jay is part of the it thing right now ICW. Honestly I am not impressed with any of them. For the most part they seem lazy and complacent. Most of them have not even bothered to sign up for our email list, apparently the 3 minutes it takes to sign up is wayyyy too much time for their important busy bodies hahaha. But everyone gets what they deserve and karma has a way getting things set straight. You see guys, I don't even know why I am saying this its very likely the ICW guys are too lazy to even watch this promo hahaha. But laziness does not get you very far in SFT. Just ask around. You gotta be on point, and if you want respect you gotta give respect and so far the people from SFT who have gone over there have been playing very nicely sadly none of you are. So Jay lets you and I fix that shall we?
Jay I do not know you but if you even sign up for our email list that’ll put you leaps and bounds ahead of everyone else in ICW. Apparently SFT whose been open since 1996 is looked down upon us by them. Which is sad. Cause we’ve forgotten more about wrestling than you guys will ever learn. I saw your world champion face Twilight and Louis Cypher and honestly I was not impressed, I thought I would be wowed but I was bored. And I am sure when they see me in the ring they think the same I thought about. So whatev. No big deal.
Now Reaper I know what he can do. He likes to do a lot of chip shots and wear his opponents down. Me, I am consistent. I like to think I am well rounded but I still have a lot of work to do, I have a lot of improving to do and I will be the first to admit that. I am not great, but I am always working to be that, it is my goal. To one day be whispered in the same breath of those that came before me. It may never happen but it is my goal.
So what about you Jay, tell me about yourself. Tell me why you are different from your ICW brethren? Are you a leader or a sheep. I have no time for sheep, I want someone who will fight and not just once a week, but every day. I fight everyday and while I may lose as much as I win. I fight and I do not give up. And most importantly I don't stand around thinking my bathroom don't stink. Oh it stink trust me. But my ego is not going to put me in a place where I think otherwise. Are you different from the rest of the ijits in ICW or are you gonna prove there are some people worth something? Are you worth my time? Prove it!
That is all I have to say for now.
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